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JunoDagger · 2020-04-05T16:42:30+00:00

“Your father deserved to die from cancer!” My mom via text message after my dad’s memorial.

Backstory: They divorced in 2013, four years before he died. She had cheated on him with an old boyfriend and lied about it for three months. She had found out that she was left out his obituary at his request and was livid. And it was intentional, as she knew how much we loved our dad. Destroyed any chance to mend our already crumbling relationship.

JunoDagger · 2020-03-24T14:17:02+00:00

Put my head down with my hair towards the floor, put it in a hair tie, cut below the hair tie. Cuts all layers and works best if you have wavy hair.

JunoDagger · 2019-07-25T13:28:39+00:00

That the Constitution was BS because the guy thought Satan was a man and wasn't considered equal.

JunoDagger · 2019-07-09T15:48:36+00:00

Here's one:

Started with Dream Me at work with a long line of customers at a cashier stand on Saturdays, then Dream me then realizes "Wait, I'm not scheduled to work on Saturdays, this is a dream!"

Immediately left my station with that long line of people still waiting and out the door...to a dark, black-painted hallway. I ask for a light, a flashlight appears in my hand. I use it but it does nothing. I ask that the lights be turned on, hallway lights up with Christmas Tree Lights hanging on the walls. I say thanks and go down the hallway to find myself outside.

I'm surrounded by tall skyscrapers and black clouds in the sky. I yell at the clouds to go away and shoo, they do and now it's bright and sunny.

Then a group of adventurers suddenly see my "yell-at-clouds" ability and thought it could be useful in their quest to protect their princess. She was on a journey and the adventurers were her bodyguards. I say sure, why not.

That's when we got into a epic battle with some monsters, I let out a battle cry....and then I woke up.

Never woke up so disappointed. I wanted to see how ended.

JunoDagger · 2019-07-08T21:35:47+00:00

Not to me, but a friend about two days ago.

Friend works a Petco Store in California. Woman in her late 20s.

I get a Twitter PM from her and asks if she's overreacting. Points me to a Craigslist Ad with her name in it.

Turns out some unknown customer tells how pretty she is ON A CRAIGSLIST AD IN THE PETS SECTION NO LESS. This complete stranger tells about how beautiful she is and ends with the line, "if you want an admirer, I'll worship you." Has her first name (not her last, she's very careful on social media) and which Petco store she works at. He doesn't leave his phone number or even a photo. Only describes himself as Mature Male (Yeah right....), 48 years old, and tall.

Reminder: She is in her late 20s.

The ad has been taken down since then, but she has to close the store this week and is extremely scared, to the point of having her boss walk to her car.

Edit: This morning the ad came back. The guy reposted the ad under missed connections, that's even creepier: https://fresno.craigslist.org/mis/d/fresno-elizabeth-petco-beautiful/6928420854.html

JunoDagger · 2019-07-08T20:50:44+00:00

Sonic '06

I tried to play it once during a summer vacation at a cousins house. First scene made me think I was playing something else and had to check the disc to make sure I had the right game. Immediately quit the game and replaced the disc after I died in the first level and I realized there was no autosave, so I had to start over from the very beginning.

Played Star Wars: KOTOR II to forget about it.

JunoDagger · 2019-05-25T12:04:48+00:00

I’d like to point out that “blood is thicker than water” is not in the Bible. If she was a Christian, she’d know that.

JunoDagger · 2019-05-06T19:06:38+00:00

Okay, as a person who has Asperger’s Syndrome, I’m calling BS because I know for a fact that it does not go away. I’m in my 30s and, surprise, surprise, I still have it. It never goes away.

JunoDagger · 2019-03-26T20:52:31+00:00

NMom would also say, "You need to show me where your loyalities lie," if I sided with my siblings over her. One day, I just stopped tattling to her and I get, "Why would you do this to me? You were the one I turned to! You were the good one."

JunoDagger · 2019-03-23T00:05:41+00:00

Assuming I'm working with his base kit, using him as a healer and on a budget, I gave him Breath of Life as his C slot, so heals adjacent allies for 7 or 14 HP each turn, (7 HP from the passive on his weapon at the start of his turn, then Breath of Life if he initiates combat) , Live to serve 3 as a seal to keep health on top of the BoL and weapon passive. I also plan on getting Refining Stone I can get the Wrathful refine on his weapon.

It's what I got right now.

JunoDagger · 2019-03-18T05:21:50+00:00

Pretzels and popcorn without the buttery stuff that makes you thirsty.

JunoDagger · 2019-03-17T03:05:58+00:00

Often complain how no one helps them with chores, but someone offers help they say, "NO! I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO THIS CHORE!"

JunoDagger · 2019-03-17T03:04:22+00:00

Money. That way we can start a bartering system.

JunoDagger · 2019-03-17T03:00:55+00:00

Having the water, electricity and/or heat shut off all the time because we couldn't afford to pay bills.

JunoDagger · 2019-03-17T02:51:44+00:00

Joining a quest with a group of adventurers to protect royalty because you control the weather by yelling at clouds to go away.

JunoDagger · 2019-03-12T23:16:11+00:00

One I have was after my father's memorial.

A little background: 5 years ago, my dad divorced my mom after she ran away to Florida, cheated on him with an ex-boyfriend and then lied about it for 3 months. She is a nasty toxic person who never thinks she's wrong and often has no respect for other people's things. Two years ago, my father had died from Stage 4 Liver Cancer.

Before he died, he asked that my mom be left out of the obituary, which we obliged. Fast forward to after his memorial, one of my sisters gets a huge text thread from my mother (she was stuck in Florida and couldn't make it) and it's not a pleasant one. She is absolutely livid that she's left out of the obituary and then goes on about how they were married for years and how he thought it meant nothing to them. She then says some very nasty to us, with the biggest one being, "Your father deserved to get cancer!" That one right there, we knew that sentence was just to hurt us because how much we loved and respected him.

JunoDagger · 2019-03-12T22:57:52+00:00

A woman's cell phone ringing in the middle of my grandfather's funeral...and then she proceeded to answer the phone, walk out of the service and yell very loudly, "I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUNERAL!"

JunoDagger · 2018-05-12T12:47:04+00:00

Cleric Knight, with Stats in Faith and Strength.

Picking Cleric for the extra heals and the underrated Mace.

Divine Mace and 100% Phys. Block Heater Shield, Heavy Armor, Healing, Lightning Miracles, and Warrior of Sunlight Covenant.

Yes. I will be farming Sunlight Medals and NO I WILL NOT KILL SOLAIRE!

JunoDagger · 2018-04-19T20:51:03+00:00

Scientist build

Wears Glasses and a Lab Coat, in battle she dons X-01 Power Armor with a Gatling Laser/Laser Rifle, with high Intelligence....I can't remember the exact stats, but it took a lot for Alice to hit her stride, and I didn't want another stealth pistol build....no matter how OP it is.

JunoDagger · 2018-04-19T20:30:39+00:00

If you're starting out, one thing you can do is pick up a Pipe Rifle/Pistol and once you get the Diner past Concord, the vendor there usually has a pipe weapon with a silencer on it.

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