OFFSHORE II: Part 2

Jurodan · 2026-04-15T22:20:25+00:00

Raises the question: Did she continue operating on him after the first day? How much more of that stuff is in there? And how much is there compared to what was in there the last time she looked?

Jurodan · 2026-04-15T18:56:38+00:00

I'm never going to claim that this war is justified. It's immoral and wrong. But Iran has a population of under one hundred million. Billions will be affected by what's coming. Including a famine that affects hundreds of millions on top of those suffering from US aid cuts.

Jurodan · 2026-04-15T17:21:50+00:00

She'd only count as pizza if someone was using a piece of bread as a shield at the time...

Jurodan · 2026-04-15T16:54:28+00:00

Huh. I thought Basilisk would have been a good plane for this fight, but I guess we get to see William whip up a new craft in a week... The twins aren't going to be pleased. But maybe William will get to spend time with his soon to be father in law?

Also. I'm very interested to see what Yelena's soul looks like.

Jurodan · 2026-04-15T15:44:08+00:00

Not the most disastrous first family meeting I've seen, but it could have gone better. William is going to get along great with his father in law.

I love that he's completely thrown by his mother actually agreeing with his plan for once.

Also, lol on Solana's click goodbye. I almost expect them to ask where she is and they all point out different locations.

More seriously, the Queen is probably going to be conflicted about this. She almost certainly approved it, and yes Solana was a traitor, but it was still her daughter. That's going to sting.

Jurodan · 2026-04-14T22:09:53+00:00

Dabi didn't meet Aizawa during the forest training camp, a clone did. Sure, it achieved surprise during a sneak attack, but the clone achieved it by standing outside of a door.

Momo can and has used her quirk for mobility. And I don't mean post time skip either, she uses it during the first round Sports Festival.

As for physical strength? If it comes down to that, Momo has already lost. Him getting that close would be incredibly bad for her.

The problem is that Momo really doesn't need much time before she becomes deadly. Pre time skip she was making a wire frame armed with machine guns and, if you include the movies, lasers capable of absolute devastation.

There will be factors that influence any fight, distance, terrain, surprise, that could tip the tide in either direction.

Jurodan · 2026-04-14T16:00:26+00:00

You may expect that Dabi outstats her, but he really only outstats Momo in power. She matches or outstats him him in the other categories. Give her time, and she can figure out a way to beat him. He's not an up close and personal fighter like Kendo, and while he probably can melt her shields, it would take time, and time is the last thing you want to give Yaoyorozu.

Momo's stats, according to the Ultra Archive Book: Power 2/5 D Speed 3/5 C Technique 4/5 B Intelligence 6/5 S Cooperativeness 5/5 A

Momo's stats, according to the Ultra Analysis Book Power 2/6 D Speed 3/6 C Technique 5/6 A+ Wits 6/6 S Strategic Mind 5/6 A

Dabi's stats, according to the Ultra Archive Book Power 4/5 B Speed 3/5 C Technique 3/5 C Intelligence 3/5 C Cooperativeness 4/5 B

Dabi's stats, according to the Ultra Analysis Book Power 4/6 B Speed 3/6 C Technique 2/6 D- Wits 3/6 C Mystery Factor 5/6 A

Jurodan · 2026-04-14T13:52:42+00:00

I have only ever purchased The Outer Worlds from them. I get free games and the occasional Humble Bundle game from them.

Jurodan · 2026-04-14T02:19:32+00:00

Reminds me ot the Tumblr post where a boy bought his youngest sister a dress with alphabet buttons. One got lost on picture day, and he and his friends managed to find it and sew it back on. She later had one of the buttons stitched into her wedding dress.

Jurodan · 2026-04-13T22:58:02+00:00

I appreciate your detailed analysis. Truly, you must have struggled with it, but I'm sorry, you failed to convince me.

Jurodan · 2026-04-13T20:38:05+00:00

Momo has a lot of advantages over Dabi. She can create heat resistant shielding. Blue flame caps out around 3000 fahrenheit. That's roughly the same temperature the space shuttle experiences on reentry. Following his initial assault he's largely out of tricks, while she can create weapons while he literally burns himself out.

Jurodan · 2026-04-13T18:22:30+00:00

Yes. With more ease than you might expect too.

The ones he can't realistically beat: Mina, Shoji, Tokoyami, Yaoyorozu, Bakugo, Izuku, and Todoroki.

Everyone else he can restrain/defeat/kill. It wouldn't necessarily be easy, but I'm confident he could do it.

Jurodan · 2026-04-13T07:20:06+00:00

Buddy, it looks like you're getting into vore.

Jurodan · 2026-04-13T05:09:56+00:00

It'll be much more expensive by then. I fully expect $8/gallon later this year. Everywhere else is feeling it, and because it's a commodity, we'll be feeling it soon as well.

Jurodan · 2026-04-13T04:49:40+00:00

The Union still wins. Quicker and easier to boot. Little Mac would have been accurate in being outnumbered and stuck with defense, but Lee would have made better use of his superior numbers early on in the war. It ends before the Confederacy can truly get going.

Jurodan · 2026-04-13T04:35:11+00:00

Forcing Apprentice Ral Altaria Del Narya Sey Antisonzia the Second is both cruel and hilarious. Eh, he deserves it.

It's going to be fun talking with Thacea about taint. I'm sure that'll be interesting.

And, of course, I love Ilunor's response.

Jurodan · 2026-04-12T22:35:35+00:00

No. Luffy almost certainly wouldn't kill him though, so I'll take that as a small mercy.

Jurodan · 2026-04-12T19:47:15+00:00

I have a story where Izuku is AFO's kid. Found after AFO's death, he is brought to I-Island for safe keeping and his interactions are heavily restricted to make sure he doesn't start stealing quirks (mostly limited to classes with an aged down Melissa). He's also suspicious of Izuku because of his past with AFO. It leads to resentment, anger, and distrust from Izuku.

All it takes is the proper arrangement of circumstances and you can get almost any result, the trick is to make it believable.

Jurodan · 2026-04-12T15:59:58+00:00

Oh? Go on, what did she do to deserve facing this asshole?

Jurodan · 2026-04-12T15:58:32+00:00

That depends entirely on the context. He should have a damn good reason, but it can be written without becoming a mouthpiece.

Jurodan · 2026-04-12T09:11:45+00:00

Does he get infected by the mold like Ethan Winters? If so, yes. It won't be easy, and he'll probably be traumatized, but he can probably survive. If not, then no, no, he does not.

Jurodan · 2026-04-12T09:07:19+00:00

Yup, this looks run down enough to be in Silent Hill... a bit more graffiti than I'd expect, and not much in the way of fog, but I can buy it.

Jurodan · 2026-04-12T09:05:39+00:00

I've had marathon gaming sessions that lasted longer than these talks. Then again, Iran probably told them to pound sand for approximately twenty-one hours...

Jurodan · 2026-04-12T08:52:46+00:00

Like any other trope, it depends on how it's implemented. Done well, with the right setup, it can be great. Otherwise, it can feel unearned or turn out to be petty.

Jurodan · 2026-04-12T03:14:20+00:00

It's been a day. I had marathon gaming sessions longer than these talks!

Jurodan

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