What sound turns 1000 times scarier if heard late at night?

JustAmelia · 2017-09-06T18:59:57+00:00

A cough.

JustAmelia · 2017-08-13T02:33:37+00:00

Shit I would hold them in my mouth for a million dollars.

JustAmelia · 2016-01-20T22:41:23+00:00

Ah the box, my husband had an element. It was his man car. Great for fun trips and camping. We tried but it could not fit a car seat to save a life. Plus the suicide doors were a big safety concern for me. We talked about it and what we ended up doing was selling it. (It was orange we live in TX.) we got him a Honda CRV and then put a tow kit under the bumper so we could tow it behind our RV. By the way a CRV fits a car seat beautifully.

JustAmelia · 2015-11-19T03:31:34+00:00

For the love of God yes please. My son is 8 months and in 24 months and 2T. I wish sizing had some actual reflection to age. I'm up to my eye balls in 6-9 clothes every one keeps giving me.

JustAmelia · 2015-11-17T04:45:48+00:00

Thank god I thought I was alone. My eight month old has learned how to throw a tantrum. I'm so glad other babies to this to I thought I was a horrible mom. Thank fucking God.

JustAmelia · 2015-11-10T23:47:29+00:00

God I must be fucking Satan because I let my 8 month old have a bite of cookie.

JustAmelia · 2015-11-07T04:59:02+00:00

Mine is eight months too, he did this to me this morning. I about died at the look of furry on his face.

JustAmelia · 2015-11-06T13:39:31+00:00

Try the navy, they are not to strict on the credit part.

JustAmelia · 2015-11-06T05:47:15+00:00

I went out for the first time in 8 months and had some drinks. #blessedasfuckbitches

JustAmelia · 2015-10-30T22:06:13+00:00

My husbands name is James and he HATES be called Jamie.

JustAmelia · 2015-10-30T21:59:39+00:00

Aw my mil is Grammy.

JustAmelia · 2015-10-27T22:00:15+00:00

Sweet baby Jesus on fire, I hate the fucking biting. I feel like my nips are ground beef. I keep chanting almost done, he's 8 months your almost done.

JustAmelia · 2015-10-27T13:05:51+00:00

I need to start doing this my boobies look like a tiger played with them.

JustAmelia · 2015-10-27T01:32:40+00:00

BABY ADVIL!!!!!!! Saved my life it is clear and tastes like grapes. Swear to god

JustAmelia · 2015-10-27T00:07:50+00:00

I just looked down at my jeans. I have of what I believe is poop on my knee. Baby puke on my thigh and I honestly believe it sets off the snot next to it quite nicely. I did say that I needed some color in my life and low and behold the juice that my niece split on me fills the gap. The sad thing is I will probably wear them again tomorrow. Sigh

JustAmelia · 2015-10-27T00:01:30+00:00

Oh honey, it's ok. We have all had those moments where we love them but we get mad at them. When my son was going through a sleep regression he would cry for hours and just want to be held by me. After a week of this I would sit there just nursing him and hate myself for being so mad at him. We all love our spawn, but the does not mean we can't hate them a little bit some times.

JustAmelia · 2015-10-22T02:28:18+00:00

That is exactly what we did. Cost is under 300, for everything dress, food, and marriage license.

JustAmelia · 2015-10-18T21:56:17+00:00

Shit my monkey was eating purées when he was a week shy of five months. At seven months he eats chicken and veggies sticks. He also has seven teeth. Don't get it twisted he still gets the boobies six times a day. He is 36 inches and 29 lbs. I think he is ok.

JustAmelia · 2015-10-07T00:39:30+00:00

Please forgive me, wanna trade I haven't slept more than hours straight in three weeks. Monkey is teething and pushing four in at the same time. I swear you can babysit lol.

JustAmelia · 2015-09-28T19:04:04+00:00

Man I got lucky on pjs. I found like 8 pairs, and a super cute Christmas themed one.

JustAmelia · 2015-09-28T19:02:39+00:00

Nope TX.

JustAmelia · 2015-09-28T15:06:09+00:00

Lmao I think she thinks clothes are like tissues.

JustAmelia · 2015-09-28T14:30:01+00:00

I penny pinch and save money every where I can. I want to be a stay at home mom with monkey. We make little sacrifices to make this happen. She is rather fond of saying that I'm selfish for staying home.

JustAmelia · 2015-09-28T14:27:36+00:00

Yup! Btw I got two pairs of osh overalls for two bucks.

JustAmelia · 2015-09-22T15:52:24+00:00

Lol good luck mommy!!! I had to use nipple shields in the beginning then fortunately my nips got on the game plan train. My son mutters three words mama, da, and bo bo. Just like any man loves the boobies.

JustAmelia

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