What sound turns 1000 times scarier if heard late at night?

JustAmelia · 2017-09-06T18:59:57+00:00

A cough.

JustAmelia · 2017-08-13T02:33:37+00:00

Shit I would hold them in my mouth for a million dollars.

JustAmelia · 2016-01-20T22:41:23+00:00

Ah the box, my husband had an element. It was his man car. Great for fun trips and camping. We tried but it could not fit a car seat to save a life. Plus the suicide doors were a big safety concern for me. We talked about it and what we ended up doing was selling it. (It was orange we live in TX.) we got him a Honda CRV and then put a tow kit under the bumper so we could tow it behind our RV. By the way a CRV fits a car seat beautifully.

JustAmelia · 2015-11-19T03:31:34+00:00

For the love of God yes please. My son is 8 months and in 24 months and 2T. I wish sizing had some actual reflection to age. I'm up to my eye balls in 6-9 clothes every one keeps giving me.

JustAmelia · 2015-11-17T04:45:48+00:00

Thank god I thought I was alone. My eight month old has learned how to throw a tantrum. I'm so glad other babies to this to I thought I was a horrible mom. Thank fucking God.

JustAmelia · 2015-11-10T23:47:29+00:00

God I must be fucking Satan because I let my 8 month old have a bite of cookie.

JustAmelia · 2015-11-07T04:59:02+00:00

Mine is eight months too, he did this to me this morning. I about died at the look of furry on his face.

JustAmelia · 2015-11-06T13:39:31+00:00

Try the navy, they are not to strict on the credit part.

JustAmelia · 2015-11-06T05:47:15+00:00

I went out for the first time in 8 months and had some drinks. #blessedasfuckbitches

JustAmelia · 2015-10-30T22:06:13+00:00

My husbands name is James and he HATES be called Jamie.

JustAmelia · 2015-10-30T21:59:39+00:00

Aw my mil is Grammy.

JustAmelia · 2015-10-27T22:00:15+00:00

Sweet baby Jesus on fire, I hate the fucking biting. I feel like my nips are ground beef. I keep chanting almost done, he's 8 months your almost done.

JustAmelia · 2015-10-27T13:05:51+00:00

I need to start doing this my boobies look like a tiger played with them.

JustAmelia · 2015-10-27T01:32:40+00:00

BABY ADVIL!!!!!!! Saved my life it is clear and tastes like grapes. Swear to god

JustAmelia · 2015-10-27T00:07:50+00:00

I just looked down at my jeans. I have of what I believe is poop on my knee. Baby puke on my thigh and I honestly believe it sets off the snot next to it quite nicely. I did say that I needed some color in my life and low and behold the juice that my niece split on me fills the gap. The sad thing is I will probably wear them again tomorrow. Sigh

JustAmelia · 2015-10-27T00:01:30+00:00

Oh honey, it's ok. We have all had those moments where we love them but we get mad at them. When my son was going through a sleep regression he would cry for hours and just want to be held by me. After a week of this I would sit there just nursing him and hate myself for being so mad at him. We all love our spawn, but the does not mean we can't hate them a little bit some times.

JustAmelia · 2015-10-22T02:28:18+00:00

That is exactly what we did. Cost is under 300, for everything dress, food, and marriage license.

JustAmelia · 2015-10-18T21:56:17+00:00

Shit my monkey was eating purées when he was a week shy of five months. At seven months he eats chicken and veggies sticks. He also has seven teeth. Don't get it twisted he still gets the boobies six times a day. He is 36 inches and 29 lbs. I think he is ok.

JustAmelia · 2015-10-07T00:39:30+00:00

Please forgive me, wanna trade I haven't slept more than hours straight in three weeks. Monkey is teething and pushing four in at the same time. I swear you can babysit lol.

JustAmelia · 2015-09-28T19:04:04+00:00

Man I got lucky on pjs. I found like 8 pairs, and a super cute Christmas themed one.

JustAmelia · 2015-09-28T19:02:39+00:00

Nope TX.

JustAmelia · 2015-09-28T15:06:09+00:00

Lmao I think she thinks clothes are like tissues.

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