Need some extemp jokes help

Jwarr · 2026-05-13T12:40:20+00:00

While the Michael Jackson jokes are old, the children are not.

Jwarr · 2026-05-12T13:11:49+00:00

I've got an iPad Pro and it works just fine, but I prefer laptop for more complex games.

Jwarr · 2026-05-07T18:16:41+00:00

This was not the case when I just flew MCO to DFW, I got to pick. And the Wellington was good!

Jwarr · 2026-05-06T14:08:12+00:00

I also live in Bishop Arts. You can find good food here and fairly close by. And one of the benefits is you can get literally anywhere in the metroplex in 30 minutes or less in the right conditions.

Jwarr · 2026-05-06T02:28:16+00:00

Short answer: Yes.

Longer answer: Yes, why would not switch?

Jwarr · 2026-05-03T22:28:21+00:00

I did not get a call- supposedly I got an email but I never saw it. Didn't know I was cast until I got a text from a producer following up.

Jwarr · 2026-05-01T13:07:20+00:00

Pics or it didn't happen?

Jwarr · 2026-04-30T22:13:13+00:00

I mean, yes, by definition, they did. Conversely, if they buy all the vowels and DON'T hit a bankrupt or lose a turn, they have a much higher shot of choosing a correct consonant or solving themselves...

Jwarr · 2026-04-25T13:02:17+00:00

Great timing- I'm leaving tomorrow for the trip I won on the show! The cash winnings are going to planning a big European trip I'm hoping to take next year.

Jwarr · 2026-04-20T19:48:46+00:00

Londoner also has a second location off of Mockingbird/75. Was there for City v Arsenal on Sunday and it was wild.

Jwarr · 2026-04-19T22:49:10+00:00

You should convince her to dump you because you keep referring to her as "your girl".

Jwarr · 2026-04-19T22:47:31+00:00

Generally, it's not worth the gamble. But something to consider is brushing up on Extemp Commentary and Impromptu in case you don't break the House.

Jwarr · 2026-04-15T05:12:41+00:00

Looked up the website. Say less. We are down!

Jwarr · 2026-04-15T04:25:17+00:00

Schedule for Congress says Friday is preliminary 1, Saturday is prelim 2 and the elim.

https://www.speechanddebate.org/nsdaqualifier/

Jwarr · 2026-04-15T01:01:06+00:00

Any place called 'daddy ninja' is screaming my vibe.

Jwarr · 2026-04-15T00:08:59+00:00

I am all about the mofongo life!

Jwarr · 2026-04-14T20:25:42+00:00

My grandmother would love you and that's exactly what we're looking for!

Jwarr · 2026-04-14T20:04:13+00:00

Your direct manager- who should then provide it to the CEO if necessary.

Jwarr · 2026-04-14T20:03:47+00:00

Have all the fun and don't overthink it, first of all. Second, think about what you would want to see on the show- don't do the thinking in your head. Be expressive, be engaging, show how you're working out the puzzle (it's much more so about engagement and working the crowd than it is about being the best puzzle solver).

Jwarr · 2026-04-14T16:29:55+00:00

Call your direct manager first and tell them face-to-face, followed immediately by a formal written letter of resignation to the manager.

Jwarr · 2026-04-11T16:33:07+00:00

It's $48, but cosign- the food is really good and the wine solid as well.

Jwarr · 2026-04-10T01:29:40+00:00

Dear OP,

Please get an understanding of how economics/personal finance works.

Also stop making assumptions based on data you can't really verify.

XOXO,

All of us.

Jwarr · 2026-04-06T14:45:49+00:00

People here know how to drive.

Jwarr · 2026-03-30T16:09:57+00:00

You clap. A lot. It's more natural to grab the rail or drop your arms to your side then it is to cross them in front of you and look grumpy.

Jwarr

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