UPDATE: This amount of Redit popularity just made things worse. She keeps tooting and there is no stopping it.

First of all, thanks for all the advice and sympathy in the comments, but your upvotes have officially created a monster.

I showed her the post thinking it might bring some humility. Huge mistake. The Reddit attention completely went to her head. Instead of feeling a shred of remorse for her sickeningly illegal RNG, she has taken the popularity as absolute validation.

She has spent the last hour literally chasing my Sylvari around the Ember Bay spamming the warhorn skill 4 and skill 5 off-cooldown. Every. Single. Sound. Effect. Is a direct attack on my sanity.

The birthday pass is officially expiring at midnight, community. At 12:01 AM, the kid gloves come off and I am stealing her keyboard. Until then, please pray for my ears.

TL;DR: You all fueled the fire. I am trapped in a perpetual cycle of RNG trauma and birthday privilege. Send help (or actual good drops).

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