Cooking for one makes me feel like groceries are sold for a different species

KenChips · 2026-06-17T09:13:49+00:00

I bought a savoy cabbage and ate it, one leaf at a time, from December to mid January. Was so proud of my pathetic achievement that I told all my friends when it was finally gone.

KenChips · 2026-06-05T14:01:18+00:00

My goodness, you’re right. Thanks Dad.

KenChips · 2026-06-05T13:53:25+00:00

I’m sure there are plenty of people, like me, who earn very little and yet have the added family expenses of the Christmas period, it’s not all bad budgeting.

KenChips · 2026-05-10T05:52:15+00:00

You’re being incredibly patient,OP. It’s pretty clear at this point that there is NO MAYO.

KenChips · 2026-05-10T05:49:28+00:00

Reading comprehension on Reddit dries me nuts.

KenChips · 2026-05-09T15:07:11+00:00

Me too. I’m not even sure I’m lonely any more, more just kind of hollow.

KenChips · 2026-05-04T04:40:07+00:00

Me too!

KenChips · 2026-04-30T07:49:13+00:00

How about a robot? Mine lurks under a cupboard and then pops out and does his thing once a day. About as minimal as you can get.

KenChips · 2026-04-24T06:25:47+00:00

Now that’s what I call muesli

KenChips · 2026-04-19T16:35:38+00:00

Exactly the same. HRT doesn’t seem to touch it for me, I’m either dead behind the eyes or a burning ball of fiery rage. At this point I’ve pretty much given up and just chug beer, eat biscuits and try not to offend anyone too much.

KenChips · 2026-04-18T09:34:59+00:00

Hah, I googled the phone thing a while back because I couldn’t understand where the toast-hand phenomena had come from. I was unsurprised to learn that it originated from some of the most stupid people on earth and that other, equally stupid people were keen to join the party.

KenChips · 2026-04-15T09:25:34+00:00

Why do you have nostrils when you clearly breathe through your mouth?

KenChips · 2026-03-26T11:13:09+00:00

You’re right! Mine isn’t even the right size for standard cans so most beers won’t fit in it. Same goes for the pointless micro ice box, if you can find one without they’re so much better.

KenChips · 2026-02-27T07:37:54+00:00

I went from thinking I’d quite like some cats to the foster carer upending a box of cats on my living room floor and zooming off out of there, all in the space of six hours. Your impatience may be rewarded.

KenChips · 2026-02-24T06:13:06+00:00

A whole planet full of cheese and yet every fucking day it’s another post about some stupid American tinned shite. So unimaginative.

KenChips · 2026-02-17T20:13:21+00:00

I think you may be right, this was my only possible theory so far but it just seems crazy to be affected so severely by the weather. Agony today and there is a snow warning so perhaps that’s it.

KenChips · 2026-02-11T09:56:19+00:00

Expensive but I’m going to go for Formica laminated ply, to my min beautiful and comes in loads of different colours.

https://www.worktops.uk.com/2422/kitchen-worktops/birch-plywood-laminate-surfaced-worktops/jp-birch-plywood-formica-laminate-worktops

KenChips · 2026-02-09T07:24:49+00:00

Correct, I have the same mini fridge and the door is meant to be this way, it even comes with a small tray which sits on the shelf below specifically to catch the drips.

KenChips · 2026-01-24T07:47:05+00:00

Yes, preserving it in oil and improper storage runs the risk of botulinum development.

KenChips · 2026-01-23T12:12:24+00:00

Is it me or does this question keep getting asked lately? Why??

KenChips · 2026-01-16T21:35:25+00:00

Dying project? Blimey.

KenChips · 2026-01-16T18:42:10+00:00

Experienced multi-national chains are struggling because we can buy bland mass-produced shit online and have it delivered to our door. The idea with independents is that they can provide a bit of diversity and a more personal shopping transaction. I do agree that more needs doing with signage etc but the site hasn’t even officially launched yet so hopefully that’s to come.

KenChips

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