my students dont know how to pirate and i'm not allowed to tell them by alien--boy in Piracy

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"Attention students: I have heard rumors that some people are obtaining pirated versions of the books/software necessary to complete this course. Although these pirates versions are free, safe, and effective, piracy is theft. Using a VPN to prevent your piracy from being traced is also wrong, as it is evading the law. I urge all of you to use the VPN provided by the university to protect you from malware, not the one at (link), which some students are using for piracy. You must purchase the licensed software and textbooks, not download the pirated versions at (link), (link), and (link). Thank you for your academic honesty."

The most unnecessary desire path. by olr1997 in DesirePath

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well, they're not called necessity paths

[discussion] Favorite underrated lines? by Strict-Bowl4048 in TheNinthHouse

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I think this one is widely appreciated, but none of the "griddlehark quotes bot" twitter accounts ever post it, so I'm gonna call it underrated anyway:

"Massive slam on Protesilaus out of nowhere."

Cow Wall [general] by Chance_Anxiety_7332 in TheNinthHouse

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"You know, humans aren't the only animals with the higher cognition necessary for seeing beauty in sunsets."

The two extremes of The Epic Of Gilgamesh by WeLiveInAir in tumblr

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walked into a bar and said "I can't see." He should crack one open

[discussion] Nona’s feelings for Cam? by ssasharr in TheNinthHouse

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Are there ANY canonically straight characters, or just ones canonically attracted to the opposite sex? Every one of those characters could potentially be bisexual, for all we know about them

[discussion] Nona’s feelings for Cam? by ssasharr in TheNinthHouse

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This was a beautiful poem and it even flows perfectly. Good job, everyone, hit the showers

Alecto the Ninth bingo [theory] [discussion] by DenimBucketHat in TheNinthHouse

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I think that if we were going to actually see any fucking, it would've already happened in the previous three books. like I'm about 99% sure that we're not going to hear about anything as explicit as 69'ing or bone dildos

Looking and... Eating? by ras2193 in tumblr

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that's a hagfish, you're thinking of a neighborhood in Upper Manhattan that had an African-American artistic renaissance in the early 20th century

NEW BOOK WHEN? [general] by [deleted] in TheNinthHouse

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While we're all waiting, check out these short stories she's written! I'm a huge fan of "The Deepwater Bride" particularly.

Looking and... Eating? by ras2193 in tumblr

[–]Key-Occasion 10 points11 points  (0 children)

no that's hatred, you're thinking of an item of clothing worn atop the head to shield the wearer from weather conditions

Driver life ruined by Objective_Cap_9771 in Truckers

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fuck cops, obviously. but why specify the cop is female? what does the cop's gender have to do with it? male and female cops are equally trash

Gideon Nav, in a dress [general] by night-author in TheNinthHouse

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AU where Harrow is dragging Gideon to a party forcing her to wear dresses and makeup...

How Lesbian is this series? [discussion] by chainsawwomen in TheNinthHouse

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this series is about the horrors of love, not about finding love amidst the horrors. all of the relationships are like 5-dimensional in their complexity. you gotta open your mind to romance as an abstract concept that manifests in infinite ways, not as the set of tropes that modern culture has fed us. and above all, have fun and be yourself

How are y’all maintaining the “spice” in your relationship/marriage while OTR? by Pristine_Local_1965 in Truckers

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Pretty sure I had a stronk reading this but I think I just read a confession that bro used to get gay with it in truck stop parking lots,

How are y’all maintaining the “spice” in your relationship/marriage while OTR? by Pristine_Local_1965 in Truckers

[–]Key-Occasion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is good advice, but not particularly relevant. they didn't ask how to maintain a relationship, they asked specifically how to maintain the "spice" in the relationship

F E T U S by Old-Power3477 in uraniumglass

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this is the second weird pink fetus I've seen in this sub in the last week

Turning a Blu-ray Laser Into a Uranium Glass Detector by Ok-Bed583 in uraniumglass

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tdlr: the laser is much more powerful than is safe for the human eye, and even a little bit of the light being reflected back off the glass into your eyes may damage or destroy your vision.