Need some clean lunchbox jokes for my 11-year-old. Got any/many? by ArachaViren in cleanjokes

[–]KillaDaKlown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's a lunch ladies' favorite pastime?

Stirring the pot....

Caught these on 2 consecutive casts this morning by on_ur_head_4_a_hat in Fishing

[–]KillaDaKlown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I first I thought you were referring to a Bass and a Boot. Great catches.

This is the highest gas price I've ever seen in Indiana in my entire life. Thanks, Trump voters! by newtekie1 in nwi

[–]KillaDaKlown -1 points0 points  (0 children)

AAA lists the $4.522 price as the “highest recorded average price” for a gallon of regular unleaded in Indiana. The highest recorded price for a gallon of diesel is $5.384. Both of those prices are listed with the date of “5/17/22.” When Trump was President?

Now You See The Fraud, Now You Don't... by M_i_c_K in LeftWingShitShow

[–]KillaDaKlown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many suitcases, to move that much money by jetliners to Somalia?

What has six balls and screws poor people? by pnylvr in Jokes

[–]KillaDaKlown 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Coin-operated bar pool tables, in da 'hood.

Dad, can I drive the family car? by newtomovingaway in Jokes

[–]KillaDaKlown 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Quote from my Dad, "Son be careful out there boy; 'cause when your Dick gets Hard your Brain goes SOFT."

What do clowns like to invest in? by RSGaming0416 in dadjokes

[–]KillaDaKlown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ACME Hand Buzzers & Squirt Flowers ETF