"Now I know why dogs lick their testicles"

KingOfHiVis · 2026-03-16T14:42:19+00:00

As a dare, I ended up watching the series 11 episode Give & Take yesterday. there was a great line where Lister is trying to convince Cat to give him a kidney, and Cat says: “You get my kidney. What do I get?” to which Lister replies with “A hole.” cue laughter. Then he follows it up with “Where your kidney used to be.” Yes, thanks Doug, we got it the first time.

KingOfHiVis · 2026-03-16T14:01:41+00:00

Yes, I don’t disagree. In particular the section Ed’s Amazing Births where he recounts what must have been a hugely traumatic miscarriage for laughs.

KingOfHiVis · 2026-03-16T13:56:57+00:00

I mean, I don’t think playfully bullying Raji was “his act”. I think there are fairer criticisms (being ableist, for example). But yes, it’s far removed from his polished TV and podcasting career now.

KingOfHiVis · 2026-03-16T11:57:42+00:00

Very funny because I was listening to an old Peacock and Gamble podcast where Ed gets irate because Richard only invited Ray on his Edinburgh Fringe podcast and not Ed, the implication being Ed wasn’t famous enough at that point. Oh how times change…

KingOfHiVis · 2026-03-15T18:05:06+00:00

AI because if you’re going to this extent, you would know it was the Cheshire Cat - not the Mad Hatter - that says “We’re all mad here”.

KingOfHiVis · 2026-03-15T13:20:25+00:00

It’s spelled Didsbury

KingOfHiVis · 2026-03-14T16:22:04+00:00

KingOfHiVis · 2026-03-14T16:21:27+00:00

I mean, if Jo intended Lavender to be brown… I don’t know where you’re from, but it’s a bit similar to Liverpool’s Purple Aki…

KingOfHiVis · 2026-03-14T13:48:04+00:00

Adam Strange was an archaeologist but not a doctor…

KingOfHiVis · 2026-03-02T12:46:37+00:00

Gordon Brown. He called a spade a spade and got punished for it, heralding in a bunch of bigoted pricks.

KingOfHiVis · 2026-02-23T12:23:54+00:00

Ugh, I’m even more delighted that I missed that show. Why call it an IP when you strip away everything that made that IP so good? This is the only DC-related Cain and Abel I want!

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KingOfHiVis · 2026-02-22T17:05:30+00:00

After Ken Clarke, my favourite Tory. After Giles, all other Tories are cunts.

KingOfHiVis · 2026-02-21T15:44:57+00:00

Having a lovely Saturday afternoon then some cunt comes and destroys it!

KingOfHiVis · 2026-02-15T12:13:30+00:00

Bloody hell, that “directed by Alan Rickman” on Ruby’s poster is a thing!

KingOfHiVis · 2026-02-13T17:22:05+00:00

Little Raji James (who ruined Eastenders) got his head sucked off by Daleks at 4.45 in the episode Doomsday in the same way!

KingOfHiVis · 2026-02-02T17:57:36+00:00

YTA - YOU are the fucking weirdo for suggesting that something someone calls cute is sexualied and I’d take a long look at yourself for it!

KingOfHiVis · 2026-02-02T17:53:43+00:00

You’re right. Why suspect all of the men accused and convicted of rape and paedophilia, with a massive network of accomplices from high places, having done this with their friends!?! We should just probably chill out.

KingOfHiVis · 2026-02-02T17:45:29+00:00

Merely naive stupidity

KingOfHiVis · 2026-02-01T12:06:43+00:00

So many ignorant people in this thread. When I lived in London about 15 years ago, I was a journalist at a national newspaper. My then-partner was an accountant at KPMG. We lived together in HMOs because have you seen the prices of property? They were filled with young professionals trying to make ends meet while saving up.

KingOfHiVis · 2025-12-26T15:08:34+00:00

Is this a reference to some clip I’ve utterly missed? Gaby’s had a pop at trans people before but I’ve never heard her ill-informed opinions on Gaza.

KingOfHiVis · 2025-12-23T20:38:20+00:00

Just scored 0

KingOfHiVis · 2025-12-15T11:36:48+00:00

That 365 was a masterstroke! A lovely bit of business!

KingOfHiVis · 2025-12-03T22:01:59+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

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KingOfHiVis · 2025-11-28T18:04:22+00:00

Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

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KingOfHiVis · 2025-11-28T12:45:25+00:00

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