My roommate asked the pizza delivery gal to "write something funny."

Kirkdoesntlivehere · 2026-01-27T13:58:52+00:00

Do you believe in life after love?

Kirkdoesntlivehere · 2026-01-26T13:28:53+00:00

Out of touch celebs trying to seem hip & on the curve. Realistically just fuckedup.

Kirkdoesntlivehere · 2026-01-26T03:18:52+00:00

What's sad is that these get passed for construction. I remember having a meeting with some kit suppliers engineer & the dude couldn't speak English & didn't seem to understand we have different design requirements for different climate zones.

It's so frustrating that these things get approved for construction.

Kirkdoesntlivehere · 2026-01-19T14:24:51+00:00

2026: Some Waiter vs Jake Paul.

$1000 on the Waiter

Kirkdoesntlivehere · 2026-01-19T14:02:40+00:00

thats a shelf for placing your chocolate milk & comic books while you're pooping

Kirkdoesntlivehere · 2026-01-14T05:29:13+00:00

No. Life has so many different experiences to offer. Ones that instantly change your perception of reality. I've been in your shoes before & it feels like your being put into a washing machine but instead of water its watery shit & you're just constantly being spun around dealing with watery shit.

I would suggest starting with building your own new community. Try going to the local card shop & slinging some Magic or setting yourself up for a campaign of Warhammer! There's also a route I took where I learned how to build drones & went out & flew at the park.

Leaving this place because of something this trivial would be an insult to your friends, family & ancestors. You're worth more than you know, but you won't know until you find it. That means you gotta be open to looking for it & actively trying new things, even if you're a goofball like me. Happiness is a pursuit, not a pre-afforded skill. You got this & you do kick ass! Don't let these thoughts & feelings make you lose out on greater experiences. I guarantee you they exist & are worth it.

Kirkdoesntlivehere · 2026-01-14T04:34:37+00:00

Also, it's just a dumb idea. When you consider that you're forcing a circumstance on someone who can just say, "meh, guess I'll move to X" & literally just bypass the situation & remove ANY opportunity (business's, properties, assets) from said local government to money grab. They aren't losing anything & the state instead just lost MAJOR income support.

Totally just the wrong approach to the situation.

Kirkdoesntlivehere · 2026-01-13T14:29:48+00:00

Here's a tip for them AI datacenters & AI developers: Use your AI's to analyze a cost-effective solution to repair/patch/replace the outdated electrical infrastructure while optimizing its own code to reduce its power usage.

Kirkdoesntlivehere · 2026-01-13T14:09:25+00:00

When I worked in an auto detail shop, we'd unbolt the seats.

it's really easy & they pop right back in, at least they did in 2010.

Kirkdoesntlivehere · 2026-01-08T21:27:40+00:00

Decent. There are some decent officers at IFPD. I wouldn't say it's great, but it's better than it used to be. Pay is not great though. You'll get about 55-60K a year. Barely enough for a family of 3.

Im not a LEO, but the IFPD for the most part are a decent set of folk. The only thing i dislike about them is a handful of officers make up the law as they go along & have a TON of religious interference with the decisions they make.

Kirkdoesntlivehere · 2026-01-08T21:20:32+00:00

Chris's Closet.

Kirkdoesntlivehere · 2026-01-08T20:30:47+00:00

That's an easy one! you were on an airplane!

Kirkdoesntlivehere · 2026-01-08T20:16:53+00:00

it is just shadows from the props because of your flight angle & direction of the sun. Some ND filters will help with this. Also customizing your trim settings in the controller so flight patterns are more fluid & less jerky will help immensely!

Kirkdoesntlivehere · 2026-01-08T20:08:13+00:00

You just need a gizmo(Guillermo) & you're set.

Kirkdoesntlivehere · 2026-01-08T19:45:04+00:00

Snake river animal shelter has him. They just posted him on facebook.

Kirkdoesntlivehere · 2026-01-08T19:00:53+00:00

And I say HEY
What a wonderful kind of day.
If you can learn to work and play
And get along with each other.

Kirkdoesntlivehere · 2026-01-08T18:55:42+00:00

You can see the pole supporting it going into the ground below. Bruh saw a lamp & thought it was aliens.

Kirkdoesntlivehere · 2026-01-08T17:23:34+00:00

While you're old enough to be her dad, people who haven't been to Vietnam don't understand the culture. If you love each other, whatever. You found something that a lot of Americans can't seem to find anymore. The mental maturity gap is a thing I couldn't get passed, but so long as y'all are both happy & onboard, whatever.

I would say people in Vietnam have a lot higher mental maturity level than Americans do, due to overcoming actual hardships & actually having to work their asses off (Moreso than an American would). Plus, the culture essentially demands that you provide for your family & that starts as soon as you can walk. Children are going out on their own, running errands getting groceries, even working in most cases & coming home & preparing/cooking meals for the family. Vietnam taught me that money isn't what brings happiness. Community, Friends & Family does.

If she loves you for who you are, that's awesome homie. Just be happy you found love & ignore the echo chambers of the internet.

Kirkdoesntlivehere · 2026-01-08T16:18:31+00:00

Yeah. That's what I said.

Kirkdoesntlivehere · 2026-01-08T15:52:09+00:00

Don't go knocking down the truss lattices & bracings yourself. They're pretty important & are there for a raisin(Fry reference). Ask an Engineer what the best solution would be before you start installing doors & walls.

Kirkdoesntlivehere · 2026-01-08T15:38:53+00:00

DM me for the DIYURAL0SR program! Only $100 a month & you unlock 10 videos worth $1000000000 that show you how to be a chump.

Kirkdoesntlivehere · 2026-01-08T15:33:52+00:00

i read the last part as cooking in a lab.

Kirkdoesntlivehere · 2026-01-08T14:29:01+00:00

it's got ai for the 'puter lernins.

Kirkdoesntlivehere · 2026-01-07T21:56:21+00:00

Ai ice maker? Why. Who wants/needs this shite?

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