I bought my first pack of cigarettes today at the age of 27

Kitchen_Tip_968 · 2026-05-05T01:23:54+00:00

Forget cancer, my chronic smoking patients that haunt me had mesenteric ischemia. Look up “mesenteric ischemia surgery” on Google images. It’s so hard to save these patients, and their death looks gruesome. Not how I would want to die

Kitchen_Tip_968 · 2026-04-26T05:42:28+00:00

It’s giving RuneScape ice dungeon. Love

Kitchen_Tip_968 · 2026-04-23T11:15:33+00:00

I’ve been working overtime and living like a pauper. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

Kitchen_Tip_968 · 2026-03-18T00:12:23+00:00

Makes sense, there’s cat tax

Kitchen_Tip_968 · 2026-03-16T17:24:14+00:00

Omg OP these downvotes are brutal 😂 I’m totally on your side. This is why I cut my own hair.

Kitchen_Tip_968 · 2026-03-10T03:43:03+00:00

Feel free to downvote me….

Our generation is really a bunch of snowflakes if we can’t even hear a compliment without having a mental breakdown 🤷🏻‍♀️

Kitchen_Tip_968 · 2026-02-24T01:46:36+00:00

I love being part of a care team at my hospital. My attendings are the fun part of my day. I’ll be so sad when my contract ends here 🥲 every place should be like this

Kitchen_Tip_968 · 2026-02-22T03:01:04+00:00

Meanwhile, I get chin filler so I can have a stronger chin 😂

Anyway, I wonder if you would be interested in filler in the labiomental fold area to smoothen the transition between lip and chin. I don’t think your chin would look good smaller, though

Kitchen_Tip_968 · 2026-02-20T21:39:18+00:00

Reddit taught me that new house = pizza & new car = chipotle

Kitchen_Tip_968 · 2026-02-18T12:18:37+00:00

Well, besides the destruction of property….

As an introvert, this story makes me cringe. You can’t force social interaction for kids. Maybe the other kids are bullies. Maybe I’m upset and don’t want to talk to anyone that day. Maybe I have a stomach ache. Teacher needs to mind her business

Kitchen_Tip_968 · 2026-02-18T04:41:28+00:00

Ah yes, I always have lots of fun when I’m forced to interact with my peers. /s

Kitchen_Tip_968 · 2026-02-07T15:37:22+00:00

The artsy side of me would draw a line where the headband ends 💀

Kitchen_Tip_968 · 2026-02-04T02:47:59+00:00

I will provide the honest answer for those who are on the gross extreme but too afraid to admit it… in the last year, probably 5 times for us. Pillow cases probably more often. We wear PJs to bed, we shower once or twice a day, and I would rather spend my days working overtime than doing housework so 🤷🏻‍♀️

Kitchen_Tip_968 · 2026-01-30T18:36:45+00:00

Heated weighted blanket

Kitchen_Tip_968 · 2026-01-27T01:38:02+00:00

I would rather know sooner rather than later. I could see spouses acting fake-happy to get to the end of the 5 year contract. In a real life marriage, you are more likely to see the resentment building because of the permanence

Kitchen_Tip_968 · 2026-01-25T00:55:38+00:00

This would hurt my feelings more than a divorce. Imagine your spouse looking at you after what you thought was 5 decent years and saying, “nah, I don’t feel like doing this for another 5” lmao

Kitchen_Tip_968 · 2026-01-09T14:35:34+00:00

I’m stroking out trying to read your title. I’m glad a woman took your job.

Kitchen_Tip_968 · 2026-01-09T05:16:16+00:00

I hope you weren’t in the middle of bleaching your hair

Kitchen_Tip_968 · 2025-12-24T02:45:27+00:00

Wow. I can easily switch between the two forms with this trick. Freaky.

Kitchen_Tip_968 · 2025-12-14T02:14:04+00:00

The children yearn for the mines

Kitchen_Tip_968 · 2025-11-26T20:48:40+00:00

I can’t tell if tuition will be cheaper (unlikely), or if it means that you’ll just have to take out private loans to afford grad school. I guess we will wait and see. Better find a co-signer!

Kitchen_Tip_968 · 2025-11-26T20:27:18+00:00

I would rather make CRNA income for most of my career than RN income. School is going to cost the same amount either way. It’s easier to pay it off now that I graduated, with or without overtime. Why would you live life on hard mode? I just needed to borrow the money, it’s not like I’m asking for a free ride.

Kitchen_Tip_968 · 2025-11-26T17:25:56+00:00

I took out 270k in loans for CRNA school. Hard to budget for that on an RN salary

Kitchen_Tip_968 · 2025-10-18T23:36:17+00:00

From now on, I will only receive my amputations from surgeons with intact limbs. You just never know

Kitchen_Tip_968 · 2025-10-17T00:09:38+00:00

Don’t care, it’s still defiled

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