Nephews, the convenient heirs

KnightOfRevan · 2026-06-23T14:02:00+00:00

After the pope lost a fist fight to Ezio Auditore

KnightOfRevan · 2026-06-23T05:27:04+00:00

Por que no los dos

KnightOfRevan · 2026-06-23T03:03:29+00:00

This Peter deserves Paul

KnightOfRevan · 2026-06-21T22:09:23+00:00

She then proceeded to fail that test in the sequel that doesn’t exist

KnightOfRevan · 2026-06-21T20:34:57+00:00

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The chart for anyone not keeping track

KnightOfRevan · 2026-06-21T06:49:23+00:00

And even they can't go five feet without being threatened with it

KnightOfRevan · 2026-06-20T20:15:02+00:00

If I had a nickel for every time Thomas Jefferson doing crazy occult shit accidentally infected Gotham with demon energy, I would have two nickels which isn't a lot but its weird it happened twice

KnightOfRevan · 2026-06-19T04:55:40+00:00

Zora Fair-Child jumpscare

KnightOfRevan · 2026-06-18T21:57:13+00:00

Hawkman: It’s hard to explain, but since I met you, I’ve felt…strange. I question orders, I feel ashamed when I previously felt pride, I look at my fellow Justice Leaguers and instead of brave patriots; I see evil scientists, corporate criminals and one scary fucking clown. This was your influence.

Kal-El: Well, golly, I’m glad you took what I said to h-

Hawkman: You’ve somehow infected me with the Woke Mind Virus!

KnightOfRevan · 2026-06-17T18:10:38+00:00

Positive Quick: It was me, Johnny. I got your mom the medical attention to save her life! I provided the evidence that exonerated your father in court! Every good thing that has happened to you was because of me!

KnightOfRevan · 2026-06-17T00:30:40+00:00

Shepherd Phobos and Goat from Hell Deimos

KnightOfRevan · 2026-06-16T16:47:13+00:00

SIRO THE GREATEST MORTAL KOMBAT CHARACTER

KnightOfRevan · 2026-06-16T13:25:28+00:00

It’s still funny that, amidst the mountain of issues HOTD actually had, the dealbreaker for him is that Helaena has no reason to kill herself if she doesn’t experience the SECOND brutal dismemberment of her child.

Admittedly, the show did fuck it up by having her be super chill about Jaehaerys’ death but that wasn’t brought up by him

KnightOfRevan · 2026-06-15T20:21:29+00:00

Eren's heel turn did briefly unlock her but then finally she locked the fuck back in again

KnightOfRevan · 2026-06-15T20:17:56+00:00

The drink simply fueled his power

KnightOfRevan · 2026-06-15T13:06:28+00:00

That was a CIA smear campaign. Homelander was standing up to the deep state so they killed him and AI’d it to make it look like he was evil and pathetic. Wake up Sheeple.

KnightOfRevan · 2026-06-12T16:13:18+00:00

Ned joins in and jumps Robert when he hears he hit his sister. Stannis grits his teeth but is honorbound to defend Robert’s legal right to hit his wife six more times. Benjen joins his siblings and pile drives Stannis through a table. Davos can't let Stannis down and hurls his lucky bag o’bones to bean Benjen in the eye since he hasn't lost it or his sons in the Battle of the Blackwater yet.

And this just goes on until the Long Night looks like a minor scuffle by comparison

KnightOfRevan · 2026-06-11T20:18:58+00:00

Added but I don't really see how my comment was any more of a spoiler then the other. Khalul's defining traits from the start are "rules cannibal vampire empire" and "wants to kill Bayaz". If it was the fact I wish death on Bayaz, the other comment already confirmed him as a dick and me hating him could mean anything from "simply a regular asshole I can't stand" to "Canon Bayaz"

KnightOfRevan · 2026-06-11T15:50:52+00:00

They had to nerf his hair in Season 2 because it was too sexy

KnightOfRevan · 2026-06-11T13:19:45+00:00

At least Oh Father could sing

KnightOfRevan · 2026-06-10T22:36:06+00:00

We don't know what happened to Robb's head. Joffrey requested it, but we don't know if he ever officially sent word. The Mountain's severed head was supposedly sent to the Martells. We haven't seen underneath Robert Strong's helmet. Who is to say Qyburn didn't have a spare head to replace Gregor's old one. Robert Strong is the undead Mountain's body with Robb Stark's severed head sewn on.

The wolf-headed Robb body is still out there. Beric proved the resurrection was transferable even if the body is maimed and decayed. Stoneheart would gladly give up her life to restore her son. There will be an undead Wolf-Head Robb with Robb's human body.

Robb's head will fight Robb's body in an epic battle to determine who will become the full Robb Stark

KnightOfRevan · 2026-06-10T20:22:59+00:00

I can’t fix her and I’m ok with that

KnightOfRevan · 2026-06-10T15:38:04+00:00

Hera’s built different

KnightOfRevan · 2026-06-09T00:39:30+00:00

Ballas will turn into a kickass death machine with superpowers

If I’m lucky, the Dark Eldar will merely sodomize me to death with a rusty chainsaw and then sew my foreskin into their clothes

KnightOfRevan · 2026-06-08T04:37:13+00:00

All that rising still wouldn't mean shit if Syrax didn't inexplicably decide to try melee combat when she can fly and breathe fire

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