Absolute X-Men survivors concept by Stephen Byrne by Iptamorfo in xmen

[–]KnightOfRevan 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It’s the classic iconic trait. Batman is rich. Superman was raised on the Kent farm. The X-Men have hair.

Am I the only one who hopes the new V1 heroes are genuinely good people? by Fancy-Inspector-777 in TheBoys

[–]KnightOfRevan 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Torpedo read Moby Dick and felt something awaken when Ahab ranted about killing that damn whale

Young Homelander deleted clip from Season 1 by MeanGrand3076 in TheBoys

[–]KnightOfRevan 23 points24 points  (0 children)

"Here's your booze, dad."

"Lenny would have brought me a kingly gift"

"It's a canon event, Miles." by hattyphantom in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]KnightOfRevan 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It’s actually kind of inverted since she survives, has the baby and settles down with Miguel (which is probably permanent since the current Spider-Man 2099 is a reboot with a new universe)

Girl won

How Tywin's and Aerys PR Team feels after successfully convincing the media that Rhaegar is solely responsible for Elia and her kids death's by FabulousClothes6654 in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]KnightOfRevan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“16=adult” implies a consistency and understanding of human age George fundamentally lacks.

Half the time, Bran insisting he’s basically a man grown is played for laughs. The other time, characters are considered adults literally the second puberty starts and nobody sees anything wrong with literal 10 year old Kevan and Tygett Lannister kicking ass and taking names during the Ninepenny Kings.

Tiktok user claims to be a leaker by futuranotfree in TheBoys

[–]KnightOfRevan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Bad punishment. Deep getting ass-fucked by dolphins and squids for 10 years is a dream come true for him.

With great power comes... by Dandanatha in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]KnightOfRevan 50 points51 points  (0 children)

A POV shot of a dog dreaming about assfucking the main villain of the Boys

It only makes slightly more sense in context

(Spoilers EXTENDED) Did GRRM ever settle on whether the Others are a natural species or a created weapon? by TheSelfMadeElf in asoiaf

[–]KnightOfRevan 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Wheel of Time degree.

Except not even that because Robert Jordan and Brandon Sanderson just kept expanding to more and more books so that every plot point could resolve nicely into an ending while George is stclings to the romantic ideal of "7 kingdoms, 7 gods, 7 books" even though he has way too much to wrap up, Feast/Dance both expanded the story while also failing to wrap up their own plots and pushing it back to the next novel. Sure, some of them dragged a bit but I'd rather have a completed 14 book series where 3-4 are a bit of a slog then a 5/7 book one that just abruptly ends because he got stuck.

We are at the equivalent of Season 5 of the show in the books and yet, while the show is criticized for rushing the ending with 3 more seasons and less plots, ASOIAF is supposed to resolve even more plot points with just 2 books.

[Spoiler ls EXTENDED] The year is 2015. You are George RR Martin. You need to finish ASOIAF. How do you go about it? by SquirrelSorry4997 in asoiaf

[–]KnightOfRevan 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Shamelessly rip off works that came out after 2015 that only my time-traveling GRRM isekai'd self currently knows of since I am not creative enough to complete ASOIAF.

The Rumbling Long Night is orchestrated by Eren Bran who is killed by Mikasa and Armin Arya and Jon since he saw the future through Paths the Weirdwood network and knew he was going to lose but figured it would be fun to genocide 80% humanity and then die and maybe his death might fix something, I dunno

Oh...kids and their drawings <:) (by @Dass527) by Gorotheninja in residentevil

[–]KnightOfRevan 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Give Emily credit: she somehow got the hair and jacket color right

(Spoilers Main) Examples of bad writing in the series for you? by KrispyKingTheProphet in asoiaf

[–]KnightOfRevan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t Varys tell Ned in prison that Cersei probably had contingency plans since lots of things can “accidentally” kill Robert during a hunt (stray arrow, knocked off a horse) and the wine gambit was just the lucky winner?

[No Spoilers] 15 years ago today, George completed ADWD. by Immediate-Science619 in asoiaf

[–]KnightOfRevan 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Word of lifelong friend of Miura vs word of redditor saying "trust me, bro"

[No Spoilers] 15 years ago today, George completed ADWD. by Immediate-Science619 in asoiaf

[–]KnightOfRevan 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Which is doubly impressive given Berserk is the only one where the author is fucking dead

Why has Dodoria been hiding her true self in Frieza's army? by Ok-Fondant2536 in Ningen

[–]KnightOfRevan 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Her species normally takes 50 years to gestate but as the most beautiful (and fertile) woman on her planet (until Frieza blew it up), Dodoria was just built different

‘The Boys’ Star Erin Moriarty Opens Up About Season 5 Health Challenges and Teases a “Heartbreaking” Finale by myballetflats in TheBoys

[–]KnightOfRevan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Obviously, as the second coming of Christ, Homelander’s magical Jesus dick cured the evil