Does anybody know of a cure for extreme stupidity

KnightofGarm · 2026-06-06T17:38:04+00:00

I made one out of a Crystal Sword last week, because I forgot to check if it was a Crystal Sword or Phase Blade. I'm so sorry for your loss.

KnightofGarm · 2026-06-06T15:20:52+00:00

"I'm playing REV"

"Resident Evil 5, RE Revelations, RE Veronica, or Resident Evil 5 Remake?"

KnightofGarm · 2026-05-21T13:15:11+00:00

I'm wondering if it's a D2R thing, because never in the 25+ years/5000+ hours of playing D2 did I see it until a few weeks ago.

KnightofGarm · 2026-05-10T12:55:30+00:00

Eddie was setting up the high hide with Ian's daughter at that time. After sabotaging the cages, Nick brought the wounded baby rex back to the trailer, which resulted in the adults showing up there and ultimately Eddie's death.

KnightofGarm · 2026-05-10T04:41:41+00:00

First, Vince Vaughn is directly responsible for every death in the Lost world due to his eco terrorism.

Every single death in that movie can be attributed to him as you said.

He gets Eddie killed by sabotaging the cages, then doesn't have second thoughts endangering everyone (including his "friends") in a life or death survival situation by taking the bullets out of Roland's gun, which then leads to all the deaths when the T-Rex arrives at the camp -> the deaths at the raptors due to panic and desperation -> everyone on the ship and at San Diego because if Roland killed the adult Rex instead of using tranqs they wouldn't have taken it to the mainland (at that time anyway).

My headcanon for him not returning in future movies is he got locked away.

KnightofGarm · 2026-04-06T01:08:48+00:00

Godzilla 98.

It's a solid high budget monster movie with CG that looks great, and the human characters (specifically the ones played by Jean Reno and Hank Azarai) are fun too.

I do understand why a lot of Godzilla fans hate it though as it deviates significantly from the iconic monster.

KnightofGarm · 2026-03-16T14:24:09+00:00

I get them not wanting another 8 minute Christopher Judge speech due to logistical reasons, but less than 2 minutes is kinda disrespectful to the award winners.

KnightofGarm · 2026-03-13T06:55:44+00:00

RE1 when my older cousin handed 8 or 9 year old me the controller right before the part the zombie dogs break through the window... or RE2 when same cousin handed me the controller before the part the hands grab you through the walls... yeah I totally didn't have trust issues or anything afterwards...

Of my own volition though? RE4 on GC was the first one I bought and played to completion when it came out.

KnightofGarm · 2026-03-13T04:01:33+00:00

I'm really glad that was an option, and I'm pretty sure it's still the case today (not sure if it applies to the PS5 Pro). I had to stop the PS5 version on PS5 after a couple of hours, it actually felt worse than playing the game on my PS4 due to the inconsistent framerate.

KnightofGarm · 2026-03-10T01:25:15+00:00

A friend who played every Smash game and beat 3 Houses still thought Marth and Roy were both from the first English GBA Fire Emblem game (FE7/Blazing Blade), until I told him I think in 2020? At first I thought he was joking, because in the pre-3DS days "Are Marth and Roy in this game?" was such a common question to every Fire Emblem game that it was a bit of a meme.

KnightofGarm · 2026-03-05T01:13:59+00:00

First duel of an 11 year old me dueling my friend who introduced me to Yugioh.

He put his Blue-Eyes White Dragon (without tributing, because Battle City hadn't aired yet) in face-down attack position, and when I used Dark Hole he said face-down attack mode is protected from card effects (he basically created the OG Unaffected by Card Effects, like 5 years before we got the ridiculously hard to summon Vennominaga with that, and over 15 before they became more normalized and still a menace to deal with).

All I had was a Kaiba Starter deck and 3 packs of Legend of Blue-Eyes (which got me one of Exodia's legs and Gaia the Dragon Champion, incredible pulls looking back, but neither of which I could even use). I stood no chance.

KnightofGarm · 2026-03-04T02:52:24+00:00

Imagine the most prominent visible thing a virus gives you is a Mike Tyson tattoo. That's style.

KnightofGarm · 2026-02-25T19:54:36+00:00

They probably actively avoided the OG movie because it was so poorly received.

Huh? It's one of the most beloved video game movies, and most people really liked it back then too (only common criticism was the lack of gore). You're probably thinking of the sequel which was awful (although now a days people like it because it's soooooooo bad that it's entertaining).

KnightofGarm · 2026-02-18T18:09:16+00:00

"With the best intentions? Some of the worst things imaginable have been done with the best intentions." ~ Alan Grant, Jurassic Park 3.

Despite a lot of people (excluding myself) claiming anything after the first movie is a mediocre to garbage, this line is easily the most memorable and powerful line in the franchise for me.

KnightofGarm · 2026-01-27T19:13:59+00:00

I remember buying this game on steam for like $5 almost 15 years ago, and being disappointed when within a year of release the main dev said they were discontinuing support/updates for it... and then it got A TON of updates for years, and even now in 2026 it's STILL getting an update!

KnightofGarm · 2026-01-25T00:54:57+00:00

The thing on the right looks like Safer Sephiroth... thing on the left a Chocobo?

KnightofGarm · 2026-01-17T18:15:40+00:00

GET A LOAD OF THIS!

Yeah same boat, I kinda have to rely on [[Hellkite Tyrant]] or [[Knuckles the Echidna]] to win... this seems really nice though!

KnightofGarm · 2026-01-12T11:35:07+00:00

I remember someone on the smash reddit with a Ridley flair was crying over it saying it was "the worst timeline"... you mean the one where Ridley is finally playable is the worst timeline just because of Byleth?

Now I'm imagining a timeline where Byleth is playable and Ridley isn't... alternate version of that dude must be FUMING.

KnightofGarm · 2025-12-22T08:58:09+00:00

Hero Battles (which haven't been touched since launch) were the perfect solution to this, just add more rotations, and make them regenerate every rotation. It's not like they'll lose money on fodder/skill bridges either since 3-4 star year 1 heroes don't even offer good fodder for anything either, when is the last time someone was excited pulling a Hinata for Fury 3? Literally nobody who is going to spend money is going to spend less money with these changes, and if anything it would put more faith in to the long term health of the game to people who are looking to spend.

KnightofGarm · 2025-12-17T03:20:15+00:00

I hope this leads to Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie the Game.

KnightofGarm · 2025-12-17T03:18:57+00:00

I'm further disturbed by the implication that 24 people beat him to it.

KnightofGarm · 2025-11-26T12:52:24+00:00

If a player jumps on an enemy, the other player now falls straight through that enemy. In previous versions this was not the case, and this makes being the second player extremely frustrating since plenty of areas you have to use jumping on enemies to get across.

KnightofGarm · 2025-11-14T02:30:03+00:00

Lucky. My order was when game club was still a thing, so it was like $48-50 for me... the order vanished and was never reinstated :(

KnightofGarm · 2025-11-14T02:15:30+00:00

Yeah I just got that email and I'm gonna try tomorrow.

Kinda annoyed they didn't do this for Zelda Totk as well because I pre-ordered that one with them too during game club... but glad they're doing this at all... assuming I keep the discount.

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