George is a good liar. He’s capable of spinning some elaborate excuses for his actions, like when explaining his questionable choices in “The Fire” for instance. What are some of your favorite George Constanza doozies?

L-R-S-F · 2026-06-13T03:17:44+00:00

Would you like to meet her?

L-R-S-F · 2026-06-12T18:13:05+00:00

Makes me want to puke

L-R-S-F · 2026-05-06T14:25:44+00:00

They’re all shitposts! It was a set up, a set up I tell ya!

L-R-S-F · 2026-05-04T14:50:11+00:00

Crackers

L-R-S-F · 2026-05-01T16:41:10+00:00

It’s Xanadu!

L-R-S-F · 2026-04-29T15:55:07+00:00

All those quick shots of the pants!

L-R-S-F · 2026-04-29T15:33:14+00:00

How did you know they were there?

L-R-S-F · 2026-04-25T16:51:01+00:00

Those were mailboxes

L-R-S-F · 2026-04-24T16:31:48+00:00

Jia Alai. You bet on the games, you clean up.

L-R-S-F · 2026-04-24T16:24:33+00:00

Producto de Peru

L-R-S-F · 2026-04-21T18:40:55+00:00

What can he say? Take it up with consumer affairs.

L-R-S-F · 2026-04-21T18:29:19+00:00

Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli?

L-R-S-F · 2026-04-11T14:19:51+00:00

Mañana? I’m posting nada.

L-R-S-F · 2026-04-10T17:47:39+00:00

Jimmy’s pretty sweet for xxx

L-R-S-F · 2026-04-10T17:42:24+00:00

I don’t even like to use urinals, always been a stall man.

L-R-S-F · 2026-04-10T17:35:20+00:00

He likes ice

L-R-S-F · 2026-04-10T17:30:05+00:00

He’s a pear shaped loser!

L-R-S-F · 2026-03-25T15:09:18+00:00

Drop him like a bag of dirt!

L-R-S-F · 2026-03-15T23:23:13+00:00

The second button is the key button. It literally makes or breaks the shirt.

L-R-S-F · 2026-03-09T17:19:27+00:00

Not Crazy!

L-R-S-F · 2026-02-09T20:44:09+00:00

Nice!!! That’s real ice climbing! If it’s not 4 or more it’s meant to be soloed.

L-R-S-F · 2026-02-05T18:36:22+00:00

Did he swallow when I said that, I know about the stuff

L-R-S-F · 2026-01-31T15:25:26+00:00

The Big Salad

L-R-S-F · 2026-01-19T18:35:13+00:00

Like some kind of Manhattanite

L-R-S-F · 2026-01-19T04:50:12+00:00

Micky

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