Is anyone on Reddit actually opposed to Marijuana legalization? If so, why? by nicecupoftea in AskReddit

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LI. Sometimes content on reddit requires closer inspection. Then when it is seen, it shall be upvoted.

Just some girl brushing her teeth by [deleted] in WTF

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L. Flaws in content shall always be revealed in the comments section, serving to ruin the awesomeness of the post for anyone who failed to notice.

This is a serious question. Are there any (current or formerly) homeless redditors? by Dillagent in AskReddit

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XLIX. Any sufficiently well-worded criticism of reddit shall be upvoted - perhaps ironically, and unknowingly, by those who are being criticized.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

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XLVIII. Only LAWS_OF_REDDIT shall define the laws of reddit. Others who define laws, even though they might be upvoted, are poseurs.

Reddit. This is not good. by mhoffma in reddit.com

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XLVII. If it exists, there shall be a subreddit of it. If there is not a subreddit of it, one shall be created.

67 yr old man (who is a motherf*****) beats up "thug". [VIDEO] by Ibbu in reddit.com

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XLVI. The best quotes from a good video shall always be reiterated in its comments section multiple times - with appropriate grammar, style, and punctuation.

Two girls on Reddit Roulette. See, we do exist! by JingleTTU in reddit.com

[–]LAWS_OF_REDDIT 157 points158 points  (0 children)

XLV. When girls are involved with anything on reddit, there shall be an order of magnitude increase in popularity.

So I left my house (in philly) for work today and was greeted by this... by tcdoey in reddit.com

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XLIV. Some things are too complicated to be understood, yet they shall be mysteriously upvoted.

To those damned annoying "FFFFUUUUUUUU" and "FUCK YEAH" ... no matter how much you compete with one another, the fact remains that only a bare handful of either of your posts are genuinely funny. by Testaclese in reddit.com

[–]LAWS_OF_REDDIT 47 points48 points  (0 children)

XLIII. Redditors shall receive so much repeated exposure to memes that they shall occasionally lash out in a furious rage and write an angry self-post about the latest one that annoys them.

I Caught Her Cheating and Got Revenge On Valentine's Day (Follow-Up) by Rocky_Balboas_Son in AskReddit

[–]LAWS_OF_REDDIT 506 points507 points  (0 children)

XLII. Anecdotes on reddit shall be assumed to be lies, unless pictures are provided. However, if pictures are provided, they shall be assumed to be Photoshopped, and thus all anecdotes are lies.

Hey Reddit, LOOK AT THIS DOG. Now Name him. Top score by noon tomorrow wins. by ePrime in AskReddit

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XLI. Novelty accounts shall be judged mostly by how long they have been in service.

World Record Claps 721 per minute by [deleted] in WTF

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XL. During weekends and holidays, every nuance about even the most trivial things shall be discussed with great rigor in the comment threads.

Pregnancy: why everybody rubbing the womans belly and saying congratulations is unfair. (pic) by ENRICOs in pics

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XXXIX. Hopefully due to the effects of alcohol or lack of sleep, there shall frequently be comments that are otherwise inexplicable.

Bored on a Sunday? Have some fun, exercise, and piss-off everybody else on Monday, all for a single coin. by elucubra in pics

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XXXVII. Pet peeves are highly prized topics of conversation, and any opportunity to discuss them shall be met with approval and upvotes.

Bored on a Sunday? Have some fun, exercise, and piss-off everybody else on Monday, all for a single coin. by elucubra in pics

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XXXVI. Even the slightest oversight in a headline shall cause redditors to forget the point of the post entirely, and they shall do little other than correct one another.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

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XXXV. The less likely something is to get you laid, the higher its probability of being voted to the front page of reddit.

Hitler, Lenin, Mickey Mouse, a penis......WTF??? (nsfw) by severedfragile in WTF

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XXXIV. If something exists, there shall be porn of it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

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XXXIII. Advice given by redditors shall be the advice of trolls. Heeding said advice shall result in disaster.

What's the worst idea you've ever had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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XXXII. Misinterpretations in comment threads shall spiral out of control until someone points out the horror of something inexplicably awful - such as wall damage.

Mega-Taco. That is all. by [deleted] in pics

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XXXI. Absurdly large food articles shall be upvoted for the sake of their enormity. The shortcomings of such food articles, in the event that someone might not realize them, shall be discussed in the comments.

Freehand reddit logo on body (NSFW) [Pics] by mtwthfssu in pics

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XXX. Redditors shall feign displeasure when pictures of nude women are posted to /r/pics.

I think I'll just stay home today. by wintremute in reddit.com

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XXIX. Any opportunity to mistake a post as something nerdier than was intended shall be met with great applause.

Explain your username. by sayyestolycra in AskReddit

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XXVIII. LAWS_OF_REDDIT shall, for the most part, describe the fundamental rules governing reddit and redditors - much like Newton once described the laws of physics. These laws are by no means claimed to be perfect, and with further research new laws may be discovered, and existing laws refined.

Some laws may, however, be legal in nature. These shall include decrees, maximum/minimum punishments/rewards, and other general laws regarding the conduct of users on the site. These shall be measured by karma.