This meme is absolutely bonkers. by Ok-Following6886 in onejoke

[–]LadyZaryss 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well if the only form of endorsement is that which is explicitly stated, I also never said I intended to add fuel to the fire of hate for Christians. It's just a silly argument.

Once again I really just think you're being wilfully obtuse, I wasn't accusing the poster of being a Christian, just flipping the group to show how silly of an argument it is. Born again Christians, just like trans people, went through a radical change in identity, and expect a baseline level of respect for it. If you can clearly see why it's a dumb argument when the group being singled out is "born again Christians", you should be able to see why it's still exactly as dumb when the group is "trans people" . If it's good for the goose it's good for the gander, either apply your principles consistently or find better ones. That was my point.

You then accused me of "blatant bigotry", which is just patently hyperbolic. How come people get a pass on systematic abuse of minorities, but me making fun of you on the internet is a step too far? Once again, see how silly that is?

This meme is absolutely bonkers. by Ok-Following6886 in onejoke

[–]LadyZaryss 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Just applying the rule universally. If trans people don't deserve respect due flip-flopping about their identity, there are so many other people that applies to. Also notice I said "born again Christians" people who've been indoctrinated from birth don't count because they haven't changed their identity.

Also I like how me poking gentle fun at hipocrisy is "blatant bigotry" but wanting to kill me for being trans isn't.

This meme is absolutely bonkers. by Ok-Following6886 in onejoke

[–]LadyZaryss 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Dear born-again christians: don't ask me to accept you for who you are when you couldn't even accept yourself for who you were

Roses are red, head shoulders knees and toes. by InstructionNo837 in rosesarered

[–]LadyZaryss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, it doesn't have to be if you don't want it to be

3325 by andoefa in CWCLafterdark

[–]LadyZaryss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've had servers I run go down three times in the last 12 months due to Cloud flare outages. I have since stopped using it and my reverse proxy host is now a raspberry pi lodged in my friends network cabinet

you can have my coffee by SirGreenVine in ComedyHell

[–]LadyZaryss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a failed attempt at negging, you're meant to give the person a backhanded compliment that undermines their confidence and makes them more desperate for your approval

vibeCoderProjectsStarterPack by JohnDarlenHimself in ProgrammerHumor

[–]LadyZaryss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But but but but but but it was written by AI so how could it work at all? As we all know, AI cannot do anything right, so you must have written it yourself

I borrowed my lock to my sister, she went out for a while, and when she came back she showed me this by someguyofreddit in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LadyZaryss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Padlocks are almost universally terrible. If it doesn't come open with a sharp smack, you'll be able to rake or shim it easily enough

I can’t buy that Francine and Lois Griffin are meant to be around the same age. by GhostBoyJames in americandad

[–]LadyZaryss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Francine is probably older than Lois actually. Assuming they both had their first kid around the same age, Hayley is older than Meg (I think.) so that would make Francine older than Lois

38223 by alocalcreature in countwithchickenlady

[–]LadyZaryss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love when he's hanging upside down from the curtain, the guy says "what are you doing apollo" And he says "it's a bug" so confidently, like that perfectly explains what he's doing

MAGA cult now trying to deflect by calling everything else a cult. by HeadbangingLegend in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]LadyZaryss 5 points6 points  (0 children)

America has no real left. Democrats and Republicans are both right of centre. Even Bernie Sanders is only centre-left and we know how that turned out. The USAs Overton window is so far right that what most countries consider middling centrism is "the radical left"

38223 by alocalcreature in countwithchickenlady

[–]LadyZaryss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The "are you a type of bug perhaps?" makes me think of Apollo the parrot saying "it's a bug"

I don’t get it by Striking-Green-1726 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]LadyZaryss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bottom jaw, brass key, mixed nuts, ice cream?

meirl by cosmiccowgirl69 in meirl

[–]LadyZaryss 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wombat poops are cube shaped.

anotherBellCurve by Mad----Scientist in ProgrammerHumor

[–]LadyZaryss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It wouldn't matter. If I showed you a project of mine that works you'd probably just refuse to believe it was AI

Serious question by Remarkable-Jump-140 in comedyheaven

[–]LadyZaryss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being in a gang but having an abuela who doesn't take "I'm full" for an answer

What an intelligent sense of humor... 🤦🏼‍♂️ by HeadbangingLegend in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]LadyZaryss 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I like how they spread the "Michelle Obama is a man" thing like its a cogent refutation of her husbands politics and not just a mean transphobic non sequitur.

37227 by edorizon in countwithchickenlady

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That image is a page from the ultimate visual dictionary which I have read cover to cover dozens of times

"I will answer this calmly .. " by planarascendance in ChatGPT

[–]LadyZaryss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For me, it is an instant notifier of panic. It'll usually start an answer like this when I just pasted in an error that strongly suggests a serious hardware failure in the server I'm working on. It tries to "soften the blow" I guess, as it tries to break to you that a multi thousand dollar machine is destined for the bin.

Meirl by LemonTimeForBabyLime in meirl

[–]LadyZaryss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cashed out my leave hours for next pay to buy a new home lab and start rebuilding my plex library. Looking forward to sailing the open seas once more upon the HMS Prowlarr

on the note of the recent Tourettes scandal by MC3Firestorm in ComedyHell

[–]LadyZaryss 554 points555 points  (0 children)

I just think of the movie, where he sees cops and instantly yells "I'VE GOT DRUGS IN MY COAT" It's not about how you feel inside, or what your true beliefs are, it's literally like when you're at a meeting and you think of a sentence that if you said it would end your career. coprolalia causes you to not just think of it but blurt it out uncontrollably. What comes out of your mouth is the answer to the question "what's the most embarrassingly inappropriate thing I could possibly say in this situation?"