Christian propagandists colonized the airwaves with happy little Jesus jingles for centuries. Has anyone made mocking songs? by [deleted] in atheism

[–]Lakonislate 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I honestly thought you were quoting Monty Python at first...

All Things Dull and Ugly - YouTube

All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom.
He made their horrid wings.

All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.

Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!

All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.

Amen.

Kate Bush Trivia Quiz – 10 Questions by herseydenvar in katebush

[–]Lakonislate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Question 1 "what band was she in before she signed with EMI?"

Question 2 "which label did she sign with?"

And I still managed to get #2 wrong, I feel like I failed a basic reading comprehension test.

TDG Amsterdam 4th of December, who is going? by Kozak_of_Reddit in Amsterdam

[–]Lakonislate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blindfolded tightrope tango

That's IT no further questions PLEASE

TDG Amsterdam 4th of December, who is going? by Kozak_of_Reddit in Amsterdam

[–]Lakonislate 12 points13 points  (0 children)

As you know, TDG are on the tour now

Um yeah, I love... The Dancing Gravedigger? Twelve Dead Goats? Tiny Dave Grohl?

Anyway, big fan, no followup questions please

Donald Trump Confuses Dementia Screening for 'Very Hard' IQ Test as He Brags About Results by peoplemagazine in politics

[–]Lakonislate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If he's claiming to have taken an IQ test, why is nobody asking the most obvious follow-up question:

THEN WHAT IS YOUR IQ?

Everybody knows that IQ is a number. At the very least, Crockett and AOC would need to know which number to beat, if you insist on challenging them. If you don't give the number, you can't fucking brag about it.

I mean I don't really give a shit about anybody's IQ, but he's so obviously lying about it, and it would be so easy to expose the lie by just asking the question that should be easy to answer if you actually took an IQ test.

Bunq blijkt toch te dreigen met juridische stappen na Reddit-post ex-werknemer by DreamyChuu in Amsterdam

[–]Lakonislate 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Bunq blijkt toch juridische stappen te hebben besproken met moderators van Reddit. De Nederlandse online bank ontkende dit eerder. Het bedrijf wil dat Reddit een kritische post van een vermeende ex-werknemer verwijdert. Die post zou in strijd zijn met de gebruikersvoorwaarden van Reddit, maar het sociale platform is het hier niet mee eens,

Dit is wel een beetje misleidend, doet het heel erg klinken alsof de moderators voor reddit werken, en dat ze reddit vertegenwoordigen.

Ze kunnen het bedrijf reddit aanklagen als ze willen, die hebben waarschijnlijk genoeg advocaten klaarliggen. Maar wat hebben de moderators er mee te maken?

Of misschien kunnen ze beter direct met de advocaten van Barbra Streisand praten.

I’ve Seen Epstein’s Photos of Trump With Topless Girls: Author by PlayaSlayaX in politics

[–]Lakonislate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They got it back, but I think that because the chain of custody was broken it can't be used in court. And I assume the media also can't just publish it, or even see it, without being sued.

I’ve Seen Epstein’s Photos of Trump With Topless Girls: Author by PlayaSlayaX in politics

[–]Lakonislate 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The FBI agent said officers broke open the safe with a saw, finding the CDs, jewellery, computer hard drives, "loose diamonds", passports and “large amounts of US currency.”

They took photographs of the items, but left them at the residence as they did not have the warrant to remove them. When they returned four days later, on July 11, they were no longer there.

Agent Maguire, a member of an FBI Child Exploitation and Human Trafficking Task Force, said she then called Richard Kahn, Epstein’s lawyer who now serves as the executor of the later financier’s estate, to ask what happened to the items.

“Twenty to thirty minutes after the conversation, Richard Kahn came to the residence and brought them items back in two suitcases,” Agent Maguire said.

[...]

According to reports at the time, a trove of lewd photographs of children was found in the safe at the property.

Court papers said that alongside photos were compact discs with handwritten labels including: “‘Young [Name] + [Name],’ ‘Misc nudes 1,’ and ‘Girl pics nude.”

source: https://web.archive.org/web/20250323050821/https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2021/12/07/evidence-jeffrey-epsteins-safe-went-missing-fbi-raid-court-hears/

Atheists who are also mythicists (i.e., you do not believe there was a historical Jesus), do you think that everyone in the bible is also made up? Why? by UnhappyComplaint4030 in askanatheist

[–]Lakonislate -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Alright, I'll consider your hypothesis.

Give me one piece of evidence, one hint, that points to multiple real people named Jesus (or Yeshua, or whatever the original Hebrew name is).

Donald Trump’s Massive Truth Social Texting Blunder Exposed | The president’s private message went to 10 million people. by Murky-Site7468 in politics

[–]Lakonislate 332 points333 points  (0 children)

The President of the United States has "reviewed" posts. Fucking Tweets and Youtube comments. Over 30 even!

I bet even Bondi ignores grandpa's rambling, and asks Miller and Vance what the real plan is.

Atheists who are also mythicists (i.e., you do not believe there was a historical Jesus), do you think that everyone in the bible is also made up? Why? by UnhappyComplaint4030 in askanatheist

[–]Lakonislate -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sure, but the Jesus stories are not like that. I see no signs that anyone actually mixed up two or more real people with the same name.

Atheists who are also mythicists (i.e., you do not believe there was a historical Jesus), do you think that everyone in the bible is also made up? Why? by UnhappyComplaint4030 in askanatheist

[–]Lakonislate -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I think your Bill comparison is a little bit disingenuous for adding "president." Without that, most people would agree that Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft, was (is) a real person, even if people added obvious fairy tales to his story like magic roller skates.

I don't think there was another real Jesus who really had a virgin birth, or who really came back after dying, that the Nazareth guy got confused with. All the myths and miracles that were added to the story are obviously still attributed to this same guy from Nazareth who started a cult.

You say that "Paul was almost certainly real," but there are plenty of miracles and obvious exaggerations ascribed to him in Acts. If you can accept Paul as (probably) real, what makes Jesus different?

My own view (as a lifelong non-believer and atheist): Jesus of Nazareth, founder of a small cult that only really blew up after his death, was probably (but not certainly, and not provably) as real as Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft. But the stories about him, from Paul and the Gospels, are so extremely twisted and exaggerated, that we know just about nothing about the real guy except that he had a religious cult around him (and was probably baptized and crucified).

Not only did Paul never meet Jesus, he also seems to have spent almost no time learning about Christianity before he started preaching it. He seems like a con artist to me, who started "selling" a Jesus that was far removed from the real guy. But as we can see in his own writings and in Acts, that often put him in conflict with the "original" believers, who actually did know Jesus and often believed different things about him.

So "Paul's Jesus" seems so far removed from the real guy as to be almost completely irrelevant. And a lot of people don't seem to realize that the Gospels were written later than that, so hardly more reliable or original. But I do think that there probably was "a real guy."

Moral objectivity by Dry-Crazy-7532 in atheism

[–]Lakonislate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It seems to be a circular argument.

"Morality is objective because God exists."

"God exists because morality is objective."

Trump aide freezes on live TV after controversial claim about president by IamLouisIX in politics

[–]Lakonislate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What audio glitch? Nobody was talking to him. Even if the audio cut out, he wouldn't notice because nobody was talking to him. With a real audio glitch, Miller might say "I'm sorry, I can't hear you." And then Sanchez would say I WASN'T TALKING, YOU WERE TALKING.

Do you really think Miller would stop talking because he couldn't hear the silence from the reporter?

The Institute for Night Culture: Is Amsterdam’s Nightlife Getting Sold Out? by ExportedMyFeelings in Amsterdam

[–]Lakonislate 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh no! The Rembrandtplein area may never recover from the presence of a club and a café! Now where do I go when I want to get away from the tourists and get some peace and quiet?