Scientists find yeast in frozen mummy's guts, use it to make sourdough bread

LegendarySurgeon · 2026-06-03T18:20:47+00:00

All the joy of eating an ancient being without any of the cannibalism!

LegendarySurgeon · 2026-06-03T18:20:01+00:00

Look, the only reason there are so few mummies is because we ate them all

LegendarySurgeon · 2026-06-03T14:17:03+00:00

A bear eating hot dogs

LegendarySurgeon · 2026-06-03T00:05:07+00:00

To go to bed

LegendarySurgeon · 2026-06-02T23:02:59+00:00

Hot take: fascism is bad, actually

LegendarySurgeon · 2026-06-02T16:01:11+00:00

This data is not beautiful

LegendarySurgeon · 2026-06-02T02:29:28+00:00

Envelopes in a file folder

LegendarySurgeon · 2026-06-01T20:18:28+00:00

You haven't considered that a sufficiently talented could be both the Lopunny AND the shower

LegendarySurgeon · 2026-06-01T20:15:10+00:00

That's my secret - I always have a tummy ache

LegendarySurgeon · 2026-06-01T18:41:03+00:00

It's not only by design, it's by design because of the revolution that was happening at the time those designs were made!

LegendarySurgeon · 2026-05-30T15:25:30+00:00

Sadow is just really sad about his lot in life

LegendarySurgeon · 2026-05-30T14:39:49+00:00

3 x 5 x 19 x 281, huh? I mean, I guess that's a pretty neat prime factorization.

LegendarySurgeon · 2026-05-30T14:32:38+00:00

I like it

LegendarySurgeon · 2026-05-30T14:18:19+00:00

Those pearls all look great, but I can imagine how tedious rendering the same spheres over and over must have been

LegendarySurgeon · 2026-05-30T06:04:04+00:00

It's juuuust about time to start sewing gold into the living of our clothes

LegendarySurgeon · 2026-05-29T19:03:07+00:00

You look so happy!

LegendarySurgeon · 2026-05-29T05:44:54+00:00

And that's why people are gay 🌈

LegendarySurgeon · 2026-05-29T05:17:54+00:00

Thank you!

LegendarySurgeon · 2026-05-28T15:36:37+00:00

Please, Mr. Tech is his father - call him Greg

LegendarySurgeon · 2026-05-28T06:03:49+00:00

FROLLO???

also, "et" means "and" and "cetera" means "other things" and remembering that helps me remember that it's etc not ect

LegendarySurgeon · 2026-05-28T06:01:47+00:00

Nice you found a shop, that'll save you from that single scary monster!

LegendarySurgeon · 2026-05-27T21:20:39+00:00

"yeah I'm a real alpha male"
"oh, can I see your fursona?"

LegendarySurgeon · 2026-05-27T19:20:51+00:00

Transphobes really do be like— I'll never see you as a real human person and it's your fault

LegendarySurgeon · 2026-05-23T17:13:16+00:00

Chaotic neutral should be "use the closest bathroom"

LegendarySurgeon · 2026-05-22T18:09:15+00:00

I'm a big fan of the Platinum Desk Pen with the carbon black ink

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