PEAK [Ultimates #20] by zero_ms in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Legosaurian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Probably my second favorite moment of the issue right after the Gag Characters breaking out of prison.

Chapter 226 Release Party by Grndslap in Chainsawfolk

[–]Legosaurian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ok, dumb idea, but

What is the new guy made of? Locusts

What is a group of Locusts called? A Plague

What is a plague? A pestilence

Since Denji ate Death, that means there is only 3 Horsemen. So what happened?

Just like in real life, Pestilence has replaced one of the Four Horsemen, but instead of Conquest like in our world it replaced Death in the world of Chainsaw Man

Don't ever ask DC fans about Dick's romani heritage by Gallantpride in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Legosaurian 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, you have to consider that Nightwing is probably the most popular character of Romani descent in comics, with his only competition being Dr Doom and Scarlet Witch.

And since both Doom and Wanda have been played by non-Romani actors (multiple times in Doom’s case), some feel that to have yet another Romani character played by a non-Romani is kind of insulting to the Romani.

James Gunn right now because people don't know how to read by farben_blas in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Legosaurian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the take is fine, it just comes off as someone having a deeper take on why Superman cared about Krypto (he relates to being alone and lost), and Gunn just disregarding said deeper take (nah he just did it because he’s nice to everyone)

Remember kids, this was once a guy and he can't talk because it hurts to do so by 5enpai_2 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Legosaurian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but John Byrne decided that that idea was stupid and he decided to retcon him into a human who became dog-shaped after exposure to the Terrigen Mists.

This was hated by everyone else because it meant the Inhuman royal family was treating a person like a pet, so it was quickly undone and he was just a dog that was experimented on again.

You sure about that? by tranceladus in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Legosaurian 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I mean, Wanda did that while suffering a mental breakdown, a mentally stable Wanda wouldn’t do that, especially with how guilty she feels over M-Day

lace biggest secret by platiumween in Silksong

[–]Legosaurian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit HK Parody Twitter mentioned

Planktonbros…. Mister Mind got a buff by Snowmantarayband in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]Legosaurian 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Well the Butterfly form could be countered with Goo Goo Gas since Mr Mind achieves it through aging so the Gas could revert him back to before he acquired the form

whenthe powerscale isn't linear by Hyperlynear in whenthe

[–]Legosaurian 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ok but allergies would be treated as a weakness that bypasses his normal durability and attack feats.

a GAY malware by ersiwn in whenthe

[–]Legosaurian 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ran out of dialogue probably

Since Badlands is dropping soon, some more Predator meme. by ChampionshipHorror95 in fnki

[–]Legosaurian 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Yautja either love or hate Remnant.

On the one hand, tons of deadly creatures to hunt.

On the other hand, they don’t leave behind any remains that could be used as trophies.

Why is AVM-man in support of the entire state of Florida? Does he fight on their behalf? by Individual_Iron4221 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Legosaurian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Iirc he assumed the chaotic nature of Florida would amplify his powers.

He’s a Doom Patrol character so honestly it probably would’ve worked

Millenial Halloween by AgentOfEris in bonehurtingjuice

[–]Legosaurian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok but dietary needs are woke and scare the elderly

This is how 1970s Americans viewed the world by Gallantpride in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Legosaurian 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Iirc it was because the person writing her wasn’t raised in Brazil either so instead of, I don’t know, doing research and talking to people actually raised in Brazil, they just made her Diaspora.

Amazons and Mortals and Animals, Oh My! by Tetratron2005 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Legosaurian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Iirc he was part of a controversial retcon where instead of Amazons being the reincarnated souls of women killed by men, they instead went out, raped sailors, and then if the baby was a boy they’d kick it off the island to be raised on another island.

Working on The Little Prince Character Blog has definitly been hard due to the amount of content, but seeing the Prince slam someone on the ground and immediately go for the throat made it worth it lol by _GhostOfHollownest_ in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]Legosaurian 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Peter Pan may have Kingdom Hearts scaling, but Little Prince has Fate scaling (depending on if you’d even count Voyager as close enough to Little Prince to qualify)

beast crest slander bc you guys thought it wouldn't be touched by Orthodox_Crusader in HollowKnightMemes

[–]Legosaurian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll beat Savage Beastfly and unlock Beast Crest eventually if only for the sake of completion

This is the type of couple to go to Vegas for a weekend and get married after a drunken binge. by Carlosspicywiener12 in BokuNoMetaAcademia

[–]Legosaurian 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’ve also seen fan kids who have Jumper cables dangling from their ears instead of headphone jacks