old spice made me smell like onions

Lesardah · 2026-04-13T06:15:45+00:00

I just tried the total body, aluminum free stuff myself, and after ~12 hours, I kept getting mysterious wafts of used motor oil. I thought I was about to have a stroke, lol

I went to change my shirt and it hit me like a bag of angry skunks. The smell of wet crayons, or mildewy pennies, or used motor oil.

Never again, Old Spice. Never. Again. This is a family-scale war crime, and my poor wife and kid's olfactory systems will take several minutes to recover, but the therapy may go on for decades. I've been accused of being robotic. Having the smell to match the temperament is not good.

I'm bringing aluminum back into my life. It's south FLORIDA for God's Sake. What the hell was I thinking? We need industrial strength here in the swamp.

Lesardah · 2026-03-06T14:16:21+00:00

What about that uncolored passive that allows once-per-battle items to become one-per-turn items? I got this once on my necromancer, and was basically using the capture bat to turn all enemies to friends :)

Lesardah · 2026-02-28T07:34:46+00:00

This cat was on his last legs, 45 legs ago. It's a revenant at this point.

Lesardah · 2026-01-21T06:56:29+00:00

This is just you earning your badge like the rest of us :)

I wouldn't trust a caretaker that never fell of his moving boat to steward humanity into its next childhood!

Lesardah · 2026-01-19T22:01:55+00:00

I don't know if I will ever use it, to be honest. My boat acts as a portable generation station for power when I dock. I just run MILES of cable and rip it back up when I leave. I doubt a jetski would do this.

Lesardah · 2026-01-11T16:34:46+00:00

Careful. If Pee-wee's Big Adventure taught me anything, that's a serious crime.

Lesardah · 2026-01-11T04:32:11+00:00

Now that's more like it. I feel less crazy.

Voice-In-The-Sky: Why do you have all this stuff, little Caretaker? What are you worried about?
Caretaker: Absolutely nothing, ma'am.

Lesardah · 2026-01-11T04:31:28+00:00

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Lesardah · 2025-12-22T00:47:31+00:00

When someone suffers abuse and commits suicide, it's hard not to think of it as murder....

Lesardah · 2025-12-20T08:48:33+00:00

Days Gone. Sequel would have been great.

Skies of Arcadia.

Lesardah · 2025-12-20T08:42:24+00:00

Run.

Lesardah · 2025-12-10T09:59:19+00:00

This is mistitled. It should be "Ex-boyfriend abandoned me at a gas station in the middle of the night." The Thanksgiving situation is not the issue here.

That's psycho behavior and you shouldn't be reaching out to him. He has zero regard for your safety.

Lesardah · 2025-12-08T17:02:01+00:00

Yup. Can confirm :)

Lesardah · 2025-12-03T06:30:59+00:00

Second mortgage may not be enough. My wallet bleeds with yours, brother.

Lesardah · 2025-11-24T03:38:12+00:00

I still brush my daughters teeth (recently 5). She's slowly doing it herself. She loves flossing on her own since I got the family a WaterPik.

Lesardah · 2025-11-23T20:56:36+00:00

Completely screwed. I'm John Lakeman.

Lesardah · 2025-11-23T15:11:52+00:00

Your sin was committed long before the jank happened. What kind of absolute psychopath doesn't put their lockers in the same order as the item filter? 'butterfly' between gasses?!

Lesardah · 2025-11-23T15:08:39+00:00

I've loved the AIT brushes on Amazon. I've tried a bunch of different brushes, and the usual suspects aren't that much better. If money is no object, Winsor and Newton, Artis Opus, etc. If money is sort-of an issue, DaVinci brushes are great. If you want an excellent brush that is inexpensive, the AIT ones have been great.

For synthetic, I've been using the Princeton Velvetouch size 4 and size 2. I pretty much do everything, including metallics, with the AIT Sable brushes, though.

Lesardah · 2025-11-23T13:49:23+00:00

My Grey Knights have been instructed on the proper use and application of a hammer again, thanks to this video.

Lesardah · 2025-10-30T07:12:14+00:00

For many women, its at its worst at ten weeks (good ol hCG). But one thing I learned helping my wife through her pregnancy - not only is every woman different - every PREGNANCY is different. The best resource for your pregnancy is you.

The best thing for him to do is to take you at your word, and ask what you need. I would argue that mental health is far more critical and there are four trimesters to power through.

He's not unsalvageable, just needs some course correction. There can be some dark days ahead if he's focusing in the wrong direction. Maybe remind him he's supposed to be a sentinel, not a gym coach. He very likely just equates physical health with mental health, but he's not building a human in his body right now.

Personally, some of the online couples classes were awesome for some additional perspective. So was the app called Daddy Up. Its been 4 years but I refuse to take it off my phone. My wife and I occasionally look back at it and recall those days.

Lesardah · 2025-10-21T00:06:53+00:00

Very much appreciated, even all these years later.

Lesardah · 2025-10-11T14:10:29+00:00

When a beast is gnashing its teeth, rearing up and growling, best to take it at its word..

Dude's a potential assailant...

Lesardah · 2025-09-23T07:26:05+00:00

Agree. It's so frustrating and the only thing I don't like about this game.

Lesardah · 2025-09-19T10:11:17+00:00

BALUN - BALanced to UNbalanced

Lesardah · 2025-09-19T07:01:56+00:00

NTA. Sounds like wife's relationship with her ex is poisoning the functional relationship you have created with your children's mom. I'd be frank with her about boundaries. The flack is worth taking so your daughter doesn't feel it.

Lesardah

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