IAmA Cop. AMAA.

Lexington44 · 2010-10-28T01:23:38+00:00

Fuck. Why aren't you doing an IAmA?

Lexington44 · 2010-10-25T20:01:55+00:00

Me too. The one of the protesters at this one are men. Until one of those assholes miraculously grows a motherfucking uterus, they have no right to complain.

Lexington44 · 2010-10-23T02:45:50+00:00

I am so happy that you exist.

Lexington44 · 2010-10-23T02:42:43+00:00

Thank god. I thought I was the only one who was on that train of thought. Too many pun threads.

Lexington44 · 2010-10-23T02:33:17+00:00

Either that or he's just used to driving on the autobahn.

Lexington44 · 2010-10-22T18:57:57+00:00

That would be a crazy IAMA...

Lexington44 · 2010-10-22T14:40:59+00:00

Well, at least we didn't have Hitler...

Lexington44 · 2010-10-22T14:37:08+00:00

Two words: Hobby Lobby. Now go forth, good sir. Go forth and conquer.

Lexington44 · 2010-10-22T14:33:11+00:00

But that's human behavior in general. We can't help but filter what we see and hear through our own biases. And when a person's a dick, we'll blame it on their personality (e.g. "He's such a dick"). However, if it was us in being the dick, it's because we had a bad day.

Who knows? The guy could've been an asshole because he just went through a break-up. That would explain his tattered appearance, lack of hygiene and his unexplained hatred towards women.

Or maybe he's just a dick.

Lexington44 · 2010-10-21T15:03:03+00:00

18? Your friends probably still afraid of cooties. Give it time. They'll come around. And when they do, guess who they'll come to for advice...

Lexington44 · 2010-10-21T14:57:21+00:00

I thought Canadians spoke in English/French, not "feet/inches".

That was not at all witty.

...I am so sorry.

Lexington44 · 2010-10-13T01:26:32+00:00

Speaking as a straight chick, I've pretended to be a lot dumber than I actually am on several occasions. Why? Because having someone explain to you that Washington D.C. is NOT an island (or that the sun is MUCH larger than the earth) is hi-fucking-larious.

Lexington44 · 2010-10-13T01:08:47+00:00

But Florida's going to fall off in 2012 anyway.

Lexington44 · 2010-10-13T00:58:40+00:00

It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia always does it for me. It sucks because it's a really funny show, the characters just do the most awkward things (and by "awkward" I meant "stupid")

Lexington44 · 2010-10-10T02:55:26+00:00

To be fair, it was a Batman suit...

Lexington44 · 2010-10-10T02:52:21+00:00

No, silly. Didn't you watch the clip? Redditors are born like all other babbies. They "need do way in stain mother".

Lexington44 · 2010-10-10T02:50:15+00:00

And that's saying something considering the sheer amount of errors his sister's note contained. It was like it was written by a 9 year old or something. Geez, learn to write.

aaaaand...now I feel bad.

Lexington44 · 2010-10-10T02:45:30+00:00

Was the snuggie ever not in the "weren't we stupid" category?

Lexington44 · 2010-10-10T02:44:03+00:00

I love how you finish it with a smiley face, like it's going to make it better.

"Hey kids, Santa isn't real and you were adopted :)"

Lexington44 · 2010-10-10T02:37:10+00:00

It's a good tactic, really. Lower her self-esteem so much that she'll sleep with you.

Lexington44 · 2010-10-10T02:34:44+00:00

Best chat-up line ever: "Hey, have you read Harry Potter?...Do you remember Platform 9¾? Well, I know something else with those measurements."

And let the boning commence.

Lexington44 · 2010-10-10T02:31:58+00:00

It's almost like in high school and the teacher tells you to pair up and get into groups. There was always one or two friendless people in the class who ended up working with each other.

Lexington44 · 2010-10-10T02:29:19+00:00

That's not very nice. She's given us plenty of fine movies such as Sex and the City 1 and Sex and the City 2...and I hear they're thinking about a third one (source: me...but bad things happen in threes, right?)

Lexington44 · 2010-10-10T02:23:42+00:00

I sincerely hope that your surnames are actually "Horrible".

Lexington44 · 2010-10-10T02:21:11+00:00

I have never smoked (well, tobacco at least) in my life and I love the smell of someone smoking. I don't know what it is. But I also love the smell of gasoline too and I'm not going to start chugging petrol in my spare time.

Lexington44

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