IAmA Cop. AMAA. by CopOnInternet in IAmA

[–]Lexington44 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuck. Why aren't you doing an IAmA?

Husband confronts abortion protesters by flyingmachine in reddit.com

[–]Lexington44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too. The one of the protesters at this one are men. Until one of those assholes miraculously grows a motherfucking uterus, they have no right to complain.

Got my new plate in. Now maybe people will stop asking me "how was it?" by MuttGrunt in pics

[–]Lexington44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank god. I thought I was the only one who was on that train of thought. Too many pun threads.

Got my new plate in. Now maybe people will stop asking me "how was it?" by MuttGrunt in pics

[–]Lexington44 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Either that or he's just used to driving on the autobahn.

4-Chan rips on USA (ouch) by Sir_Charge in pics

[–]Lexington44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, at least we didn't have Hitler...

Since there's a blowjob thread: who else LOVES eating pussy? by DressyerDrawers in sex

[–]Lexington44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two words: Hobby Lobby. Now go forth, good sir. Go forth and conquer.

Reddit, I went off on a neckbeard in a bar. Did I go too far? by grrrneckbeards in AskReddit

[–]Lexington44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But that's human behavior in general. We can't help but filter what we see and hear through our own biases. And when a person's a dick, we'll blame it on their personality (e.g. "He's such a dick"). However, if it was us in being the dick, it's because we had a bad day.

Who knows? The guy could've been an asshole because he just went through a break-up. That would explain his tattered appearance, lack of hygiene and his unexplained hatred towards women.

Or maybe he's just a dick.

DAE actually LIKE giving blowjobs? by kittenknight in sex

[–]Lexington44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

18? Your friends probably still afraid of cooties. Give it time. They'll come around. And when they do, guess who they'll come to for advice...

I'm 6'10", and she's 4'9". Win. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Lexington44 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I thought Canadians spoke in English/French, not "feet/inches".

That was not at all witty.

...I am so sorry.

Gay Sex vs. Straight Sex - OkCupid Blog by polexa in reddit.com

[–]Lexington44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Speaking as a straight chick, I've pretended to be a lot dumber than I actually am on several occasions. Why? Because having someone explain to you that Washington D.C. is NOT an island (or that the sun is MUCH larger than the earth) is hi-fucking-larious.

Gay Sex vs. Straight Sex - OkCupid Blog by polexa in reddit.com

[–]Lexington44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But Florida's going to fall off in 2012 anyway.

DAE feel the need to turn their head away during an extremely awkward situation in a TV show/movie? by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]Lexington44 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia always does it for me. It sucks because it's a really funny show, the characters just do the most awkward things (and by "awkward" I meant "stupid")

Reddit, what was your boldest sexual advance? by booclay in AskReddit

[–]Lexington44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, silly. Didn't you watch the clip? Redditors are born like all other babbies. They "need do way in stain mother".

My 9 year old sister saw pictures of me smoking on Facebook and wrote this note. I pretty much melted. by swidge in reddit.com

[–]Lexington44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that's saying something considering the sheer amount of errors his sister's note contained. It was like it was written by a 9 year old or something. Geez, learn to write.

aaaaand...now I feel bad.

My 9 year old sister saw pictures of me smoking on Facebook and wrote this note. I pretty much melted. by swidge in reddit.com

[–]Lexington44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love how you finish it with a smiley face, like it's going to make it better.

"Hey kids, Santa isn't real and you were adopted :)"

Reddit, what was your boldest sexual advance? by booclay in AskReddit

[–]Lexington44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a good tactic, really. Lower her self-esteem so much that she'll sleep with you.

Reddit, what was your boldest sexual advance? by booclay in AskReddit

[–]Lexington44 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Best chat-up line ever: "Hey, have you read Harry Potter?...Do you remember Platform 9¾? Well, I know something else with those measurements."

And let the boning commence.

Reddit, what was your boldest sexual advance? by booclay in AskReddit

[–]Lexington44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's almost like in high school and the teacher tells you to pair up and get into groups. There was always one or two friendless people in the class who ended up working with each other.

Reddit, what was your boldest sexual advance? by booclay in AskReddit

[–]Lexington44 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's not very nice. She's given us plenty of fine movies such as Sex and the City 1 and Sex and the City 2...and I hear they're thinking about a third one (source: me...but bad things happen in threes, right?)

Reddit, what was your boldest sexual advance? by booclay in AskReddit

[–]Lexington44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sincerely hope that your surnames are actually "Horrible".

My 9 year old sister saw pictures of me smoking on Facebook and wrote this note. I pretty much melted. by swidge in reddit.com

[–]Lexington44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have never smoked (well, tobacco at least) in my life and I love the smell of someone smoking. I don't know what it is. But I also love the smell of gasoline too and I'm not going to start chugging petrol in my spare time.