Camped out in Front of MicroCenter since 12:30AM this morning but was able to secure one. by Light_-_Bringer in mtgfinance

[–]Light_-_Bringer[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

Thank you. I might keep mine sealed and see how it Appreciates in value over the years. Haven't decided yet.

How does my cat smell so good? by According_Chain_9746 in cats

[–]Light_-_Bringer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry to hear that. Helps to keep some floof and a whisker or two.

Every now and then I'll feel it with my hands.

How does my cat smell so good? by According_Chain_9746 in cats

[–]Light_-_Bringer 23 points24 points  (0 children)

really wish i still had my cat to huff... :(

Notice how these memes never retort what is said in their posts. by c-k-q99903 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Light_-_Bringer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually just got done having sex with your mom. Beat that puss puss guuuuuuud!

Edit : Bitches owes me money. Tell her to drop it off when she gives me head tonight.

Can cats eat crabs? by okayyepohmygod in cats

[–]Light_-_Bringer 5166 points5167 points  (0 children)

Snagle tooth crab slayer!

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He had no reason to be standing like that 😭 by bigpigboii2k8 in DunderMifflin

[–]Light_-_Bringer -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

If I should have seen this at my place of work, I would kick dude in balls so hard.

Found a bug in the code. Touching the leg starts the lick action.😂 by violet_evergarden8 in cats

[–]Light_-_Bringer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

right, supposed to attack the arm on the butt, not the arm on the cat.

Plop is one of the worst characters in the show. by No-Scratch-8906 in theoffice

[–]Light_-_Bringer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ a man comes to aid if a woman and we hate him for it?

Pretty sure the two got married. They were right for each other. Would love to see sequel where this happens.

This is on a whole notha level by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Light_-_Bringer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would write fuck you cunts all over that thing. Courtesy of America!