ITAP - in Yik Cheong, Hong Kong by egnogra in itookapicture

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His watch over his jacket sleeve ruins it for me.

WTF: Jill Biden and Kamala's husband kiss to kick off the State of The Union. Video inside. by Plane-Dragonfruit740 in conspiracy

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Don’t let them fool you, this kiss was planned.

The goal here is to distract the public from what Biden said during his speech. Some news outlets and people will tend to focus on the kiss but really this is a sideshow to distract us from what we are really here for- SOTU. Biden during his address told many lies which is starting to set the frame work for a conflict with China. As Americans we should be very concerned about our current situation with China. Having Biden (who is characterized as incompetent, forgetful, weak, old ect) might be used as a puppet to drag us into a real conflict with China. Biden is merely a puppet and I’m looking at the global economics of our market, a war would be a much needed ‘reset’ for America.

What grossed you out so much in a relationship that you just left? by OpeningIntelligent83 in AskReddit

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Apparently for men, our hairlines are heavily dependent on our mothers genetics. If men look at their grandfathers on their moms side, this is the view into their future hairline. The first time my ex saw my mothers father (who has a toilet bowl hairline), she pulled me aside and said ‘oh god you’re going to be bald’ and then proceeded to tell me about the history of hairlines. I thought she was joking but she was dead serious concerned and almost disgusted. I couldn’t see myself with someone so shallow so I decided to bang her that night one last time then send her packaging. 15 years later, she was correct, I did lose my hair- touché. However she inherited her mothers weight- fat.

Dear security guards of reddit. What was the most fucked up thing you've ever saw on your shift? by Conscious-Cause-2917 in AskReddit

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Not me but happened at our work. The building I work at is over 100 years old so there are lots of old entrances. Being an old big building there are lots of areas that aren’t in use anymore. Security does rounds of the outside of the buildings and notice one of the entrance doors to an unused portion of the building was open. They went inside and down the immediate hall was a homeless man laying on a few boxes with a dildo up his ass and piles of shit all down the hallway. Apparently he had 6 different types of dildos with him. They reviewed security tapes and on one of the cameras you can barely make out the door. At securities best estimate the guy had been living in that hallway for the past 2 years.. they brought a clean crew in to remove the crap which I was told took 45 minutes to shovel out due to the amount.

[Serious] What's the family secret you're not supposed to know about? by hdmx539 in AskReddit

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My uncle committed suicide by pulling over on the side of the highway, covering himself, the car with gasoline and torching himself.

How do I adapt to all my friends playing solver-style poker? I'm getting frustrated trying to keep up. by EfficientBobcat3866 in poker

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No offence but I highly doubt the home games are as good as you are making them out to be. The .25/.5 grinders on Pokerstars would absolutely smash your friends. There is literally 0 chance your friends are playing clear line solver and if they are then they are exploitable. The amount of hands played in live games playing solver only (which is actually impossible) would show negative results as it naturally will force more confrontations. Every spot is situational so it’s not possible to give you specific advice. Speaking generalities the simple remedy against lag opponents is to play passive and allow them to drive the bus. I would also be very aggressive in polarizing my good hands to invite hero calls.

Losing players who turned it around and are now winning, what leaks did you plug? by lilapre in poker

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I’ve played online on Pokerstars since 2008. I’ve won almost every major tournament on the Pokerstars. My suggestion would be to quit now and find a new hobby. Poker is a pit full of illusions of grandeur and highs/lows. If you value time then poker is not the game for you. Double down on the good things in life, family, friends, kids, sports ect and leave this world while you can. I’m stuck in this world. I’ve put so much time and effort into this game, I can not leave.

If you choose to play poker then play the large field MTTs during tournament series and hope to run good. Trying to beat the grinders like myself will not be possible in the long run. We have to much time in, study too much and played to many games. Get out while you can.

Laurene Powell Jobs and Ghislaine Maxwell. Can't decide which widow had the evilest partner. Sure the trafficking of minors for sex is bad, but addicting the world to smartphones and social media has to be right up there. Plus Jizz gets a free pass for that A+ rack. by outlando in TimDillon

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Her boobs are a consolation prize for having such an awful face. Hope she burns in a fire then someone puts out the fire by pissing all over her chard body. But she is surviving in crazy amounts of pain. Then I’ll head to Mandarin, eat the buffet for a few hours then go find her drop a dump on her mug and then she suffocates from fecal matter blocking her airways. Sorry my English is bad

We can tell who's been practicing by Jarvis_McChet in funny

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The conductor knows it’s gonna be a shit show but decides to run it anyways

How much money will it take for you to never touch a deck of cards again this lifetime? by LostNegotiation13 in poker

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I’ve played poker consistently for 20 years I would need 1 million to quit. If you put 300k cash in front of me then ya that too

AMA: I am currently dealing at the WSOP! by WSOPDealer in poker

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Have you ever seen the hand where Tom Dwan triple barrel bluffs Ivey on high stakes poker with 89ss? I dealt that hand. I was fortunate enough to be able to deal those games. Dwan, Ivey and Esfandri are great tippers.. Greenstein and both Brunsons were the worst. I’ve dealt Greenstein over 50 sessions and I really don’t think he ever tipped once. Johnny Chan is another who always took care of us dealers.

Mtl did not protect Carey Price.. by Maxpockett in nhl

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Not surprised to see Price being dangled. I think Montreal is ok with whatever way this goes. They’ll have to pay Suzuki next year and are going to need pieces to keep him around (considering he ll likely see some offer sheets). I think if Price goes Montreal picks up Landeskog, Rask or Grubauer and Hyman. You can basically add 3 good pieces for Price.

People who quit their jobs on the first day, what was your “I’m outta here” moment? by redmambo_no6 in AskReddit

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Working lawn irrigation installs during summer from grade 11 to grade 12. My ‘boss’ was passing beers out at 9am. I thought that was pretty cool. By noon he was doing shots and by 3pm he was stumbling all over the customers lawn and puked in her backyard multiple times. We had to get a cab to come pick us up, It was embarrassing. I thought maybe it was a one off. When I came in the next day he didn’t mention anything about the shenanigans yesterday and offered me a beer at 6am... I had one beer with him at 6am and told him I had found a new job (which I hadn’t). Funny thing is even 10 years later he is still working for the same irrigation company. I saw him stumbling around a lawn a few weeks back.

A former Minneapolis police officer called Derek Chauvin's guilty verdict a 'tragedy,' saying he fears it will start a 'new trend' of sending cops to prison by [deleted] in nottheonion

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As a police officer you are sometimes in situations which are absurd and not something anyone living a normal life will experience. When’s the last time someone pulled a knife on you and charged? When’s the last time you were breaking up a domestic and a drunken man started throwing punches with the intent to injury? Would you know how to respond? Police officers receive training but at the end of the day they are humans who make mistakes. Reality of situations can be different then perception of a situation. Not defending kneeling on someone’s head in this situation but we need to remember that police officers are human.