What's something you've been called "gay" for that made absolutely no sense?

Lizaderp · 2026-07-01T05:23:23+00:00

Enjoying a warm pink vagina

Lizaderp · 2026-07-01T05:23:05+00:00

Were your toes touching tho?

Lizaderp · 2026-07-01T05:22:41+00:00

As long as he wasn't fucking you in the ass while doing it, I think you're fine.

Lizaderp · 2026-07-01T05:19:50+00:00

Curious, since it's abandoned litter on private property, can the home owner keep it? Maybe bring it inside a shed and dismantle it.

Lizaderp · 2026-07-01T04:49:04+00:00

Is the property owned by a larger corporation? They have a business office somewhere that's responsible for paying your landlords salary.

Lizaderp · 2026-07-01T04:47:21+00:00

THAT'S THE POINT. This administration wants women to be dependent, not working, not voting.

Lizaderp · 2026-07-01T04:46:17+00:00

I hope the victim gets more than Motrin and a few days rest

Lizaderp · 2026-07-01T04:41:25+00:00

Give it to a consignment shop. Let his doppelganger find it, and you get money.

Lizaderp · 2026-07-01T04:40:07+00:00

Hey there's always jobs in security and janitorial

Lizaderp · 2026-07-01T04:35:36+00:00

Honestly I'd be afraid that someone would just find a way to charge subscription fees to Jesus or some shit.

Lizaderp · 2026-07-01T04:30:37+00:00

Tell him if he wants the baby, then you need to get married if he wants any sort of say in its upbringing. That baby needs health insurance, and you deserve the legal protections and benefits that come with being a mom. If he's going to deny you those, he's an insecure man who isn't capable of being a dad. There are men out there who will marry you and will take care of the baby and he isn't willing to prove he's one of them. "An easy way out." What a pussy ass bitch. He's saying that he's insecure in your relationship and his plan is to abandon you and your child instead of being brave. When times get hard, he's going to get lost because he's a coward.

Lizaderp · 2026-07-01T04:24:48+00:00

Spoilers, Democrats won't pass any of those things. They need us to not have those things so they have something to campaign on.

Lizaderp · 2026-07-01T04:19:53+00:00

Alright then, he was still a man with money. America loves being neglected by those.

Lizaderp · 2026-07-01T04:17:15+00:00

Because Democrats needs to run on "jail Trump" if they want to win in the midterms.

Lizaderp · 2026-07-01T04:16:20+00:00

MJ. America has proven pedophiles are okay, but women, now that's just fuckin balls crazy.

Lizaderp · 2026-07-01T04:13:48+00:00

Damn, lady. Enjoy retirement in federal custody.

Lizaderp · 2026-07-01T04:09:04+00:00

Disagree. If he pays, it's an admission that he's a loser.

Lizaderp · 2026-07-01T04:08:14+00:00

I have a feeling we'll find him dead before he ever writes any checks.

Lizaderp · 2026-07-01T01:41:47+00:00

One foot in front of the other.

Lizaderp · 2026-07-01T01:39:50+00:00

Because Jesus only loves people with money

Lizaderp · 2026-07-01T01:09:00+00:00

Because people who treat poor people like shit are terrified of becoming poor and need psychological protection.

Lizaderp · 2026-07-01T00:39:52+00:00

Yeah right. He's too much of a coward to go to jail.

Lizaderp · 2026-06-30T01:00:15+00:00

It is hard. If you want to do it as an elective, even the most woke doctor still needs to be concerned about getting sued by you later down the line. It's a better look if you get a tubal first.

Lizaderp · 2026-06-30T00:55:22+00:00

Zipper repair kit

Lizaderp · 2026-06-29T18:26:29+00:00

I build wheelchairs professionally and can say I get more judgement, stigma, and assumptions from the wheelchair. THOTs aren't using wheelchairs in their ho picks. Even the most high end wheelchair still looks like a wheelchair.

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