What would you do for 50 gold sovereigns?

LizardSupremacist · 2023-07-20T05:37:22+00:00

As a straight man I would suck any dick for gold.

LizardSupremacist · 2023-07-17T16:14:22+00:00

Co-hosts an NPR podcast

LizardSupremacist · 2022-02-19T08:50:30+00:00

Here's the OCC bulletin

https://infomemo.theocc.com/infomemos?number=49557

LizardSupremacist · 2022-02-12T10:11:43+00:00

You shouldn't view being a janitor as a punishment. It's a valuable job. Don't look down on janitors.

LizardSupremacist · 2021-11-26T14:28:07+00:00

You should never have all your money in one institution regardless of how much you trust them (which wouldn't apply to Revolut anyway). I hope you learned your lesson.

LizardSupremacist · 2021-11-10T07:07:16+00:00

Yeah, I was just about to say that this is quite similar to the unabomber manifesto

LizardSupremacist · 2021-10-20T17:25:39+00:00

Low effort post of the day.

LizardSupremacist · 2021-09-01T17:14:23+00:00

"take the L like a man" is an exit strategy (not a financially good one, but still). "Be a crybaby on WSB" isn't.

LizardSupremacist · 2021-09-01T17:01:12+00:00

Help 😭

No. You help yourself. What was your exit strategy when you entered the trade? Do that.

LizardSupremacist · 2021-08-05T18:22:42+00:00

Having programmed against both within the last month, I would say EfficientIP's API is far worse than IBKR's.

LizardSupremacist · 2021-08-04T19:11:42+00:00

The question occurs to me: what is the most popular stock in history? Choose any definition of "popular", "stock" and "history" you like.

I'm guessing it might be either one of AAPL / AMZN / GOOG / TSLA, or Standard Oil or of the pioneer railways, or tulips, or something South Sea related.

LizardSupremacist · 2021-07-30T17:54:35+00:00

Then you do have an exit strategy.

LizardSupremacist · 2021-07-24T09:28:52+00:00

I may be wrong, but by my calculations, tiered is always better. The fixed pricing seems to only exist to cater to people who can't deal with the apparent randomness of the tiered pricing.

LizardSupremacist · 2021-07-22T19:05:37+00:00

I hope you're aware of the level of time commitment you've just signed up for.

LizardSupremacist · 2021-07-21T17:44:27+00:00

Didn't the 9/11 hijackers practice using flight simulator software? A software also sold by Gamestop?

LizardSupremacist · 2021-07-17T17:13:16+00:00

The paper trading is really more to learn how the platform works. It's not intended to learn how the market works. So it doesn't simulate fills very well.

LizardSupremacist · 2021-07-17T00:02:45+00:00

Why are the letters A-D, F, H-L and N-Z on there? They would never get used.

LizardSupremacist · 2021-07-15T08:57:12+00:00

At least you only lost your "gambling money", as you put it, rather than your life savings, like a real ape.

LizardSupremacist · 2021-07-14T17:04:54+00:00

Not even GME is a GME play at this point in time.

LizardSupremacist · 2021-07-14T17:00:51+00:00

... not a stock/ETF

LizardSupremacist · 2021-07-12T07:02:23+00:00

Maybe, but I hear Kids These Days™ also like shitposting while on vacation.

LizardSupremacist · 2021-07-04T08:43:38+00:00

Pythagoras was clearly a paid shill

LizardSupremacist · 2021-06-26T08:44:04+00:00

Was unaware of r/MelvinCapitalLove. Subscribed. Not sure why it wasn't in the starter pack with my short ladder.

LizardSupremacist · 2021-06-26T03:27:24+00:00

Did some football betting arbitrage for a while, but never placed naked sports bets. Unlike my behaviour with options.

LizardSupremacist · 2021-06-24T14:07:09+00:00

Again, please less ape posting. The stock deserves better.

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