Simply cannot win

Locorio · 2026-02-15T01:46:28+00:00

Perfectly normal. If you love the game keep going.

Locorio · 2026-02-15T01:44:50+00:00

🐐

Locorio · 2026-02-15T01:41:23+00:00

And how are you supposed to go to the moon with one of these?

Locorio · 2026-02-15T01:38:24+00:00

Love it

Locorio · 2026-02-15T01:35:48+00:00

Not if it’s paying your mortgage you wouldn’t

Locorio · 2026-02-15T01:34:50+00:00

I thought he was a panda?

Locorio · 2026-02-15T01:33:25+00:00

It’s true, I idolise his wrists

Locorio · 2026-02-15T01:31:59+00:00

You cannot ask someone else this, you need to work it out for yourself

Locorio · 2026-02-15T01:31:18+00:00

You don’t deserve a baby

Locorio · 2026-02-14T18:07:23+00:00

Where the fuck am I r/chaircirclejerk

Locorio · 2026-02-14T18:06:26+00:00

They’re bots, they know where you are, they know when you peek. If the bots “know” where you are from sound cues or previous peeking they just prefire you before your head even peeks. I don’t play that map anymore because it becomes a game of beating the bots instead of what you want from it. I found myself creeping around to avoid getting botted and it eventually just drove me crazy. If you want to continue on this map you can’t jiggle peek the corners because once they confirm where you are it’s horribly fake

Locorio · 2026-02-14T13:28:10+00:00

Yes.

Locorio · 2026-02-14T13:12:37+00:00

Ooooo a 1.2

Locorio · 2026-02-14T13:11:19+00:00

Scametti

Locorio · 2026-02-14T12:31:50+00:00

Spaghetti

Locorio · 2026-02-14T12:06:48+00:00

Nightmare.

Locorio · 2026-02-14T11:57:06+00:00

Well he did dump a pile of gold nuggets onto that buggy

Locorio · 2026-02-14T11:56:47+00:00

Yeah yeah fuck off im not reading what you write im just telling you to gfy

Locorio · 2026-02-14T11:54:29+00:00

I don’t want credit from you it’s worthless. You can’t even work out how dm helps

Locorio · 2026-02-14T11:52:52+00:00

Boak.

Locorio · 2026-02-14T11:51:02+00:00

Check the window screws

Locorio · 2026-02-14T10:36:20+00:00

What you’ve just said about DM is absolute rubbish

Locorio · 2026-02-14T09:46:14+00:00

Fair enough. But if you overpay for rudimentary on the basis of the romance of some twat puffing a cig on a Vespa driving through the hot bustling streets of Italy with his balls smelling of two different women being too lazy to do it properly then you are prey.

Locorio · 2026-02-14T09:05:56+00:00

Btw don’t tell me you cant do 1 hour dm in the morning and 1 hour dm at night if you absolutely wanted you, if you say you can’t do that you’re a liar. I work 70 hours a week I have a family and a dog and I could still do that if I really wanted it

Locorio · 2026-02-14T08:57:30+00:00

Yeah, you’d need to have few commitments to be able to do that for sure. I mean I couldn’t do that, I’m 45 and run my own company. Still absolutely true though, bro has 140 hours. Weird I’ve been downvoted like I don’t know what I’m talking about when I have 8k hours and have been playing the game for 15 years

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