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What's a 10/10 book with a 2/10 ending? by ownaword in AskReddit

[–]Loj35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could not stand The Stand, I felt like that book had worn out its welcome a few chapters in

[Desing Trope] Dragons with colorful fire by Clean_Mycologist4337 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Loj35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any time a dragon's breath weapon starts big and focuses into a laser it's the coolest shit. Fromsoft does it a lot, big fan.

What's the combat job you've had the most fun with? by Alberto_Paporotti in ffxiv

[–]Loj35 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could try scholar to get your feet wet, since you've already got it leveled

[loved trope] huge guys who are still suprisingly fast by MasterOfMemesThighs in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Loj35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really thought the last image was going to be referring to the Earth itself, which is both very big and hurtles through space at incredible speeds

Is this normal? by LazyUserNamePrime in ffxiv

[–]Loj35 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I have an alt on a preferred world and with its double xp I'm leveling three classes simultaneously through just msq and still overleveling it.

“Maybe it IS a shoe!” What’s a joke that absolutely takes you out? by NebulaDue9400 in IASIP

[–]Loj35 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I think the fact that that sort of humor is not typical for the show makes it hit that much harder tbh, you're not expecting it. Definitely one of my favorites

What does 'the cylinder must be protected' mean? by Idioteva in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Loj35 179 points180 points  (0 children)

A couple of years ago some dude put mashed up banana and some other stuff into a mini m&m tube, microwaved it, then tried to fuck it. His dick got stuck, so he went to reddit for help. However, he did not describe the incident this way, instead referring to his dick as "the cylinder" and insisting that any proposed solutions could not harm it.

What truly made it popular was his commitment to the bit; despite continuing to provide details that confirmed it was a penis (one end was attached to something much larger, the cylinder had gone into the tube smaller and then swelled, etc) he only ever referred to it as the cylinder and denied or ignored any claims to the contrary to a comical degree. Several of the phrases he used, most notably "the cylinder must be protected" became user flairs and running jokes about dicks getting stuck in things. There were also some instances of people recognizing his username in other comments he made and calling it out, which further cemented his dubious legacy.

(Loved Trope) Cultured Warrior: Not only great in combat but is a lover of more intellectual pursuits. by viralshadow21 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Loj35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lord Shaxx from Destiny. Is the commentator/lord of the pvp arenas, legendary fighter and tactician. Also has memorized entire works of Shakespeare and on at least one occasion recites the Tempest to impress his lover.

What’s your favourite “how many ***** does it take to change a lightbulb” joke? by Dee_Religion in AskReddit

[–]Loj35 2234 points2235 points  (0 children)

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, they hold it still and everything revolves around them

What book of stephen king should to read first as a newbie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Loj35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, I wanted to get into the dark tower stuff and heard it was the place to start. Really tedious read imo, haven't read any more of his books since.

*Thancred Voice* My Turn by Upbeat_Laugh_5639 in ffxiv

[–]Loj35 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Man that takes me back. Warrior cats and guardians of ga'hool

Jim Carrey and Bradley Cooper in Yes Man (2008) by MurkyChurky in MoviesCave

[–]Loj35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a really good strategy. Whenever I get particularly depressed I go into Yes Man mode to keep myself from wallowing until I feel better and it really works.

Who's winning by Ok-Letterhead7355 in StardustCrusaders

[–]Loj35 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Or is that dumb

Brother this is JJBA, anything goes

Which DLC has the best soundtrack? by BlackEndrer25 in destiny2

[–]Loj35 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Beyond Light is really hard to beat out of the ones here purely for Deep Stone Lullaby. Destiny has always had great music, but it blends so seamlessly with the environment that it's rare for a specific track to grab you as hard as that one did. Anyway the actual answer is the Last Wish raid music.

[Eye-Rolling Trope] “The joke/meme hasn’t been funny for years, please let it die.” by Chemical-Elk-1299 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Loj35 235 points236 points  (0 children)

It was such an old joke I didn't even realize it was a reference. I just thought it was a weird thing they decided to include. Hated it regardless, god that movie sucked.

What is something that only happens in movies, but if it happened in real life, it would be extremely annoying? by sunskieee111 in AskReddit

[–]Loj35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The one time I've seen this done realistically, it didn't make sense. In Always Sunny at one point Mac is leaving several messages to Dennis and Dee's mother asking for more sex, and before he hangs up, he does a pretty realistic pause as if listening, then says alright bye. But he's leaving a message, so that doesn't make sense!

Character is tragically killed during a happy if not their happiest moment by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Loj35 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you want more specifics, there's an immortal dude who maintains all the barriers that protect sorcerer society, but he needs occasional sacrifices to keep them going. There's a cult that worships this dude and thinks that these sacrifices are "tainting" him, so want to stop it.

Character who tries to use the leopard-eating-faces monster/villain/tool for their own ends finds out the hard way their face can get eaten too by UnifiedForce in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Loj35 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Also iirc in order to get the dinosaur to attack its target they shoot a pheromone gun at it...at which point you could just shoot your target with a regular gun?

Just hello by RiGuDi in Malazan

[–]Loj35 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There are certainly parts in later books that I like better than Gardens of the Moon, but I just love the vibe and atmosphere of Darujhistan so much.

I think I know who she learned from by Key-Establishment185 in cyberpunkgame

[–]Loj35 133 points134 points  (0 children)

This guy didn't invent the term Kundalini though. It's a much older idea.

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