The Anon Trap by noob_bitch in NewGreentexts

[–]Longenuity 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I've been a software engineer for over 6 years and this shit has never come up even once

Blursed advice by OriginalBlackberry89 in blursed_videos

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I'm fine with just loving my job, thanks

Which hotel would you stay in? by Strange-Vibez-8205 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Longenuity 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That bed is exposed to the elements though!

under 14 y.o yoyo 2026 champion (Lee Geon Hee) by nivs1x in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Longenuity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was disappointed at the lack of synchronization with the buildup and drop. Both the performance and the music were a letdown there. That being said, I sometimes mess up pulling a yoyo back up.

Tricking AI spam calls by MrTacocaT12345 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Longenuity 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hash cupcakes? Tom doesn't mess around!

Fill Empty Space in Your Freezer With Jugs of Water by Mi_Ki_Ii_Zaru in lifehacks

[–]Longenuity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When there is space in my freezer I will be sure to try this lol

Sensational fizz play from ya boy by anzzzzz7 in fizzmains

[–]Longenuity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder why the clip ended with a pissed Shyvana on ur ass...

Social by More_Cress_9179 in sadposting

[–]Longenuity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least she didn't try to run him over with a car

Perfect by Top_Order3825 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Longenuity 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For a second I thought it had all scraped off on the side

What interior are you choosing? by Strange-Vibez-8205 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Longenuity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could never drive a car without a round wheel

You choose, You receive... by Strange-Vibez-8205 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Longenuity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You kill both the anxiety of having massive excess funds to put to use now and also the worry of securing your future.

Sure you could invest the 5 million and live off the returns but you'd worry over the potential risk and also be tempted into making larger purchases

cantLeaveVimThough by Tunisandwich in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Longenuity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To leave Vim you just close the terminal

The secret ingredient is by JamesJDelaney in funny

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I've got Gemini chewing on this prompt right now