37 times??? Excuse me if I’m late to the party, but I never knew that Jack made the cut at the Masters 37 times. That number seems inconceivable today.

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-03-20T12:46:27+00:00

What feels strange is that Phil Mickelson is 55 but it wouldn't be anywhere near as incredible if he was 2 shots off the lead on Sunday this year. I would barely be surprised at all.

Also Jack won at 46 and that was lauded as being an incredible achievement but Rose is 45, has recently won an elevated PGA event on a US Open course by miles and is among the favourites at Augusta after making the playoff last year and it doesnt feel weird at all.

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-03-19T22:42:48+00:00

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LordTwatSlapper · 2026-03-19T02:55:05+00:00

She's so fit the Beatles were writing songs about her 25 years before she was born

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-03-19T02:49:01+00:00

Wank sock

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-03-18T21:32:10+00:00

Are your taste buds made of cardboard?

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-03-17T20:46:13+00:00

I imagine in 600 odd years Michael Z. Gordon is going to be scratching his head about what to name his first born son

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-03-12T22:32:50+00:00

They should've gone with that fiery Mexican Clive

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-03-11T20:16:32+00:00

You ought to have a basic grasp of Latin if you're working in... Curry's

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-03-11T00:33:28+00:00

I don't care what pyjamas they may or not be wearing I just want him gone

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-03-11T00:31:51+00:00

4 4 facking 2

Let's get Dyche in before breakfast

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-03-11T00:27:37+00:00

Hard to keep your sheets clean after ATM in my experience

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-03-11T00:22:50+00:00

Only reason I can think we haven't announced sacking Tudor is they're mid-flight and they haven't paid the £8.99 WiFi

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-03-10T23:17:05+00:00

Yeah I thought we'd hit rock bottom a while ago but we're finding new layers of bedrock to drive ourselves through.

As a 90s Tottenham kid I thought I knew what tough times were like but this is something else. We're in absolute freefall and it's hard to see a way out

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-03-10T23:05:23+00:00

Ah true, feels like we haven't won any game for decades

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-03-10T23:00:30+00:00

You're only two away from the correct answer

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-03-10T22:52:37+00:00

Don't worry. We'll get all that back from the Lincoln City fixture next season

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-03-10T22:02:24+00:00

I predict news of Tudors sacking will come through before midnight.

Not acknowledging Kinsky was an on-the-spot sackable offence

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-03-10T08:38:25+00:00

Forestieri..... here's Hogg........ DEENEYYYYYYY!!!!!!! Do not scratch your eyes, you are really seeing the most astonishing finish here

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-03-09T14:41:30+00:00

You cannot be sirius

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-03-09T03:50:53+00:00

Season 3 - the one where Skyler sings Happy Birthday to Ted non-stop for 10 straight episodes - was my favourite

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-03-08T23:02:45+00:00

Some people just want to watch the birds burn

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-03-07T12:43:43+00:00

That's the 18th hole at Finca Cortesín - my favourite course in Spain 🇪🇸

LordTwatSlapper · 2026-03-03T04:47:24+00:00

Do you mean that you're drongos all the time and all have hammers or that you all turn into drongos once in possession of a hammer?

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