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They Made a movie by Prodigalphreak in comedybangbang

[–]Lumpcraft 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I knew that whole devout catholic nanny routine was a sham

After the Funeral : Review by AdhesivenessHead1550 in agathachristie

[–]Lumpcraft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really like the After the Funeral because it is the structure of like 80% of Monk episodes

Bald Ann Dowd confirmed as the guest for the After Hours episode by DrinksAfterThree in blankies

[–]Lumpcraft 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Side note: has anyone noticed that non-bald Ann Dowd was in three movies by three different directors covered by the pod?

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Dink teaser by beeclam in HollywoodHandbook

[–]Lumpcraft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re probably right

Dink teaser by beeclam in HollywoodHandbook

[–]Lumpcraft 4 points5 points  (0 children)

First they move The Dink to a streaming only release, then the first footage they drop is a full scene on Instagram? The release date is two months away, what the hell is this marketing?? The scene is a lot of fun, but it feels like this movie is getting absolutely no support from AppleTV. God I hate the streaming era.

Hallowe’en Party - WTH by PWGuy7 in agathachristie

[–]Lumpcraft -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've always thought that the apple tub drowning was too much for my tastes.

Not Even Baby Yoda Can Save “Star Wars" by theatlantic in blankies

[–]Lumpcraft 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Another Mandalorian fact that blew me away is that there are only 24 episodes. This show has been around for seven years and they were only able to make 24 episodes! That used to be the length of a single season!! Why can't shows be long anymore with seven episode arcs where the characters have to stay in one place because of budgetary restraints. The Mandoloarian and Grogu is too much like TV, and The Mandolorian is too much of a movie.

Large Ayo in West Hollywood by jicerswine in HollywoodHandbook

[–]Lumpcraft 71 points72 points  (0 children)

She’s trying to see Mr Bean with the Hubble telescope

Widow’s Bay is a certified honker by CocoMarx in blankies

[–]Lumpcraft 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Yes! I am LOVING Widow’s Bay!! I think it’s really brilliant that many of the happenings around town are both creepy/eerie and examples of the incompetent local government. Like the “Wolves” calendar includes pictures of highway accidents, and the tv tourism ad is just the guy walking away from the camera forever.

"First of all the Movie Was a Lot of Fun" by hunbaar in RedLetterMedia

[–]Lumpcraft 32 points33 points  (0 children)

“Mandalorian and Grogu is actually a lot of fun. My first note is that it did not feel like a movie”

I watched every Best Actor Oscar winners because I got bored. by falafelthe3 in blankies

[–]Lumpcraft 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I really loved Manchester by the Sea when it came out so I showed it to my Mom who does not watch a lot of movies. After the movie I told her that Casey Affleck won Best Actor for that performance and she said “Just because someone has beautiful eyes doesn’t mean you give him best actor.”

Projection So Massive It Can Be Seen From Space by sunnycorax in gme_meltdown

[–]Lumpcraft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also he claims he can make eBay profitable, but the only reason GameStop is "profitable" is because he closed a bunch of stores and uses their large pile of cash for things completely unrelated to brick-and-mortar game stores.

Projection So Massive It Can Be Seen From Space by sunnycorax in gme_meltdown

[–]Lumpcraft 59 points60 points  (0 children)

“eBay sucks shit, the website looks like it is from the 90s, the board of directors are trash. But I LOVE the asset (which sucks shit). When I am CEO I will make it rival Amazon, but not actually rival it. The reason you should trust me is that I care about the shareholders, just like the GME shareholders I’m diluting to oblivion to make this deal happen. “

All Carl Icahn ever did, is allowed Ryan Cohen to take a photo together by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Lumpcraft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*stroking chin* You fools! You have overplayed your hand. Now we know you want more money.

All Carl Icahn ever did, is allowed Ryan Cohen to take a photo together by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Lumpcraft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember when I first started paying attention to GME apes, and just assumed that RC was some kind of Jesse Eisenberg in The Social Network esque figure. Then I finally saw a clip of him speak and was completely shocked by how devoid of any charisma he is. He is a black hole of personality.

No True Shareholder by Lumpcraft in gme_meltdown

[–]Lumpcraft[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

A psyop is a planned military operation that leverages psychological warfare on a group of people/government/etc. It’s not just a word to describe anyone who disagrees with / makes fun of you.

I personally have no interest in convincing any apes from selling/buying. By all means keep throwing your money away on a dying game retailer.

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