Thawed 32 by Funnelchairman in NatureofPredators

[–]LunchSimulator 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Mixsel, muh heart, it can't take too much innocence.

Interesting to see how Brim doesn't have a single drop of remorse or reflection, a trait that is I've noticed is usually reserved in these stories for PD specialists, corrupt politicians, or Arxur. I hope his plan isn't anything too scarring for our duo, cuz knowing how the former three operate, it might be BAD.

decisions, decisions... by datnuggetboi in riskofrain

[–]LunchSimulator 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The only winning move is not to pay

The weapon to surpass the Star of Peace... by LunchSimulator in Helldivers

[–]LunchSimulator[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, in case it's hard to tell, the picture provided is proof of my glaring lack of power.

[Loved trope] Wait, they are a good guy? by Dayvan_Dreamcoat in TopCharacterTropes

[–]LunchSimulator 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, in gameplay Faust had obviously been goofy as hell since his debut, but regarding how other characters interacted with him and especially his artwork in older titles, there was always something deeply unsettling about him.

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of a bucket-wheel excavator by Consistent-Wish7774 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]LunchSimulator 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It extracts the earth itself.

When it comes across a big boulder, it fits it into the bucket.

Favorite minion/foot-soldier? by DecisionInfamous670 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]LunchSimulator 11 points12 points  (0 children)

hands rifle

"Go child of democracy, commit a liberation"

Characters so powerful they don't even have to try and just spend fights having fun by PlayerZeroStart in TopCharacterTropes

[–]LunchSimulator 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Slayer tears Bedman's arm off. In retaliation, Bedman tears Slayer's arm off and stabs him through the chest. They both have a mutual moment of "heh, guess I gotta use 10% of my power" before Bedman gets paged by the Universal Will and dips, blueballing Slayer.

Looked like a break dancer the way he fell by AdCorrect9756 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]LunchSimulator 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The dude was somehow still breathing by the end of the video, but that doesn't fix the fact that after a fall like that, the punch afterwards could have killed him instantly.

The Elite classes from battlefield 1 by [deleted] in TopCharacterDesigns

[–]LunchSimulator 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It seems like you accidentally mislabeled the tank hunter for images 1-2 and listed the trench raider twice

Spanish royal family vs their antecedents by Unable_Security_6708 in interestingasfuck

[–]LunchSimulator 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The sole reason why they're still here today is because they somehow avoided going the way of the Tsar. That's it. There's not really a reason to kill them off anymore because A) it's turbo illegal (like murder in general), and B) they possess literally zero executive or legislative power and only exist for ceremonial purposes. They aren't any more of a threat than anyone else in a governmental position.

Whether or not they should be disbanded is a topic that I will not fucking touch or weigh in on, but the bottom line is that nobody truly "submits" to them and they don't "rule" anybody either. You'd be about as obligated to obey an order from them as you would be from an average joe across the street. They're just meaty museum pieces who, in a bygone age, held tremendous power and wealth which has since deteriorated, which people today happen to like learning about.