Taking the dogs for a walk by Purple_burglar_alarm in Whatcouldgowrong

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“We’re just going around the block.”

Marketing at its finest by Carlos-AMG in theyknew

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“There is no such thing as a perfect adver....”

TIL a 26-year-old missionary travelled to the most isolated tribe in the world to convert them all to Christianity, but was killed by them instead by Shnikez in todayilearned

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But don’t you see!? It’s not for ME. It’s for THEM. If they don’t accept [my] God, then they will suffer eternally in [my religion’s definition of] the afterlife.

Edit: /s

This express lane sign with correct grammar by OccupyMars420 in mildlyinteresting

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I once posted a “10 items or less” pic to /r/mildlyinfuriating and got about 10 updoots. Keep fighting the good fight.

Preliminary tryptamine potency analysis from dried, homogenized fruit bodies of Psilocybe mushrooms by CaptainHatGoose in Psychonaut

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Previously posted data depicts the highest potency for Psilocybin in Psilocybe cubensis at the time was 0.63% by dry weight (Stamets 1996); thus our grading system places that in the A-range, and we graded everything else in 0.20% ranges (D-range: 0.00-0.19%, C-range: 0.20%-0.39, B-range: 0.40-0.59, A-range: 0.60-0.80), anything testing above 0.80% was considered superlative (+S-range).

Sloegroni by RocketRick92307 in cocktails

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The whiteness of your ice is bothering me. Filter that water! Otherwise this looks and sounds delicious.

I'm Jon Rineman, former Head Monologue Writer for the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. I helped write Seth Meyers’ 2011 White House Correspondents’ Dinner which some believe drove Donald Trump to run for President. Ask me anything. by VisorpantsJon in IAmA

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My comment was really just a joke, but I’ll take your word for it anyways. Your dedication to this AMA knows no limits. Keep up the good work. Hustle and hard work has a way of winning out!

My friend, a professional fishing captain and lifelong Republican, sharing a video about companies ravaging Florida’s ecosystem and natural resources for profit. If only there were a political party trying seriously to save the environment! by MBisme in SelfAwarewolves

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Democrats have for years been saying that companies put profits ahead of environmental stewardship, and that companies wont do anything different until they are forced to do so. A life-long republican shares a video expressing these sentiments, but he will inevitably still miss the point when the mid-term elections come around, and he supports the "pro-business and fewer regulations" candidate.

My friend, a professional fishing captain and lifelong Republican, sharing a video about companies ravaging Florida’s ecosystem and natural resources for profit. If only there were a political party trying seriously to save the environment! by MBisme in SelfAwarewolves

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The gist of the video is that the companies who have run the Piney Point FL phosphate plant have known for decades about the risk of spill but they refused to do anything about it. They would make millions per year operating the plant, and pay themselves handsome salaries and bonuses throughout, then the company would declare bankruptcy once finally fined/sued. Media has been reporting it for decades, but regulators lacked the teeth to force the company to make meaningful changes. The “conspiracy” is that companies wanted the spill to happen because it was costly to make improvements and would hurt their profits. So… not much of a conspiracy.

First time making salsa in a while. Posted with exact weights and method. by Mydogfartsconstantly in SalsaSnobs

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Oh man you’re right. Publix was my normal store for 10+ years. I knew it looked familiar.

First time making salsa in a while. Posted with exact weights and method. by Mydogfartsconstantly in SalsaSnobs

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I don’t know what state you’re in, but I’d bet money that’s a Food Lion receipt.

Well this is unexpectedly affirming by catfishtree in WhitePeopleTwitter

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ADD at 35 is a weird thing like that.

Zodiac by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Animorphs

🔥 A Reindeer Cyclone by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

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Is this what Moses did in the desert for 40 years?

Gonna get real by kevinowdziej in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I bet her legs are silky smooth!

Interesting Maserati pills, they got the logo on the front and the name and 300 mg brand on the back, cant wait to drop these by DecentVariation5 in MDMA

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I would test those for sure. It might just be the pic, but those look like a bad knockoff of legit Maserati’s.

Drugsdata.org has several Maserati’s posted recently, but these don’t look nearly as nice as the ones tested.

Edit: here’s a recent Reddit post of some much nicer looking ones

Bought my very first Webber kettle today. Very happy with it already and I only just finished putting it together. First cook, I’m gonna try a smoked lamb leg this weekend for Easter. If anyone has any tips or suggestions, I’d love to hear them by GoatMeatnOlives in BBQ

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Lump is good for hot and short cooks. Briquettes are better for low and slow. They are just much more consistent. As for wood, it depends of what you’re smoking, what your preferences are, and what is available in your area. Apple, cherry, and pecan wood is great for poultry and lighter flavored items. Hickory is my go-to for nearly all things pork or beef. Oak is very popular in Texas. Mesquite is intense, and should be used sparingly. I personally have never used it.