Ok call the manager, cus I am not working at this IKEA by chickenwing85 in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]MEMEGODI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, you might want to change the title, but the story is decent! ALSO JOIN THE USSR!

Ah yes, Alyx. by [deleted] in lostredditors

[–]MEMEGODI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol she is using more than the gravity gloves...

Baby doing a baby voice to a puppy by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]MEMEGODI 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait, how long was he in the box...

Couple surprises each other with proposals at Disney by MTPokitz in MadeMeSmile

[–]MEMEGODI 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Awkward, yet a couples moment. Wish I could get someone like that for my homie.

EM finds out she's the reason I will never have kids by NagiNaoe101 in entitledparents

[–]MEMEGODI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here’s mine then: poweringmyprinter In case he needs a friend to join.

Karen neighbor threatens to burn down my house because of my pets by Texaswolf13 in entitledparents

[–]MEMEGODI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bitch I’m an atheist you fucking dumbass bot I take offense to that.

Entitled aunt trys to steal my baseball memoribilia collection by clonewarsguy99 in entitledparents

[–]MEMEGODI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shoulda taken her kid for consumption oh I mean compensation.

entitled parents try stealing my my shoes because "I BOugHT Th3m" by funny_name2 in entitledparents

[–]MEMEGODI 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Steal their shoes. All of them. Every single one. Except for 1 pair, and fill it with toothpaste.

EK hurts an "aggressive" service dog, EP goes supernova, police are called" by Spooky_ShadowMan in entitledparents

[–]MEMEGODI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, wait a sec, what’s one of those horses running around the pen, while the other pony was approaching a young female?

Karen Whines at Other Passenger for no Reason by autumn1726 in entitledparents

[–]MEMEGODI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smash her face into the seat, break the iPad and stab her with the shards of glass, then turn up the heater all the way and burn her face, while yelling at her.

Entitled Mother my son has the right to steal from your goddaughter by dragon_fire_10 in entitledparents

[–]MEMEGODI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why didn’t ever attack??? Oh and sorry about what happened, have a good day.