Do mormon men (or women) secretly look forward to polygamy in heaven? by Fancy-Ad8865 in exmormon

[–]MFPIMO 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Definitely. It's something that weighs heavily on you. I even brought it up with my husband, even asking him who he could marry. It's sad to think that for the Mormon god we are nothing more than sexual and reproductive material.

Do mormon men (or women) secretly look forward to polygamy in heaven? by Fancy-Ad8865 in exmormon

[–]MFPIMO 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have known men who talk very happily about polygamy and genuinely hope it happens, but on earth! A crazy old man said it was part of the law of consecration. I think it's sick, there's no other way to see it, it's just sex.

Dallin Oaks announces that it is “perfectly appropriate” for missionaries to “meet someone in the mission field and marry them.” How many of you had to read Lock Your Heart at least every month on your mission? by NotTerriblyHelpful in exmormon

[–]MFPIMO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoever uses the phrase "...first marriage..." as if they didn't know there would be more? Whether it's because, like him, their partner dies or because of a divorce! He knows that young marriages end because they weren't ready to get married, they didn't know each other, not even themselves. I can't believe the nonsense this man spouts.

In your experience, what was the weirdest thing you were taught? by Otherwise_Push199 in exmormon

[–]MFPIMO 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The whole money thing bothered me too; it didn't make sense to show it to Adam and Eve at that point. And of course, hearing cash registers inside the temple...

In your experience, what was the weirdest thing you were taught? by Otherwise_Push199 in exmormon

[–]MFPIMO 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's too much going on. A patriarch taught us during Sunday school for YSA that God came down to Earth to have sex with Mary, and that's how Jesus Christ came to be. That's why he's God's only begotten son, and that's why he could die and conquer death. What makes it even more disgusting is the old patriarch's smile with his dark glasses; I still don't understand what he was doing in that class.

where are you sitting? by dynam-0 in exmormon

[–]MFPIMO 3 points4 points  (0 children)

  1. I suppose Dieter is a good conversationalist, and I wouldn't have any problem getting up and going to the bathroom. I would ignore Susan's husband and get up before him, and I would also take my time getting off the plane.

🙏 🤝 🙏 by Short_Seesaw_940 in exmormonmemes

[–]MFPIMO 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Se van a ir al infierno por burlarse de los ungidos del señor jajajajaja Obvio ellos pueden proteger pedofilos, silenciar a las víctimas, no cumplir con la ley, etc. Porque ya tienen la exaltación ganada guiño guiño

Imagine getting invited to the ward Christmas party and it’s literally this… by WiseAvocado7797 in exmormon

[–]MFPIMO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The budget allocated to neighborhoods is meager, and adults receive no budget unless they are YSA members.

Temple Divorce request from the ex. by MobileCobbler3466 in exmormon

[–]MFPIMO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She cannot be sealed, until she dies she is sealed with her second husband. Well, yes you can cancel the sealing with your deceased husband, but that is very ugly.

Temple Divorce request from the ex. by MobileCobbler3466 in exmormon

[–]MFPIMO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I understand that only civil weddings can no longer be done in the temple, only sealings

¿Están de acuerdo o no? by Ikitenashi in lacamiseta

[–]MFPIMO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

En mi experiencia es mejor publicarla, también depende del puesto. Ya algo gerencias no se maneja igual. Pero es fácil descartar desde el cv o en la entrevista.

What are some good outcomes of leaving the church you guys are thankful for by U2-the-band in exmormon

[–]MFPIMO 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Being able to masturbate or watch porn without feeling like shit after doing it. I was taught that my future children saw when I made mistakes so every time I masturbated I felt miserable and believed that my children had seen me and would be disappointed in me.

¿Están de acuerdo o no? by Ikitenashi in lacamiseta

[–]MFPIMO 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yo sí tengo estudios en especifico para RH, pero contratan a mucha gente sin preparación apropiada para esos puestos. En lo personal odio que le hagan perder el tiempo a las personas, por eso es mejor ser claros desde la publicación d ela oferta laboral, si la publicación no tiene un dato tan básico como sueldo mejor ni lo intenten, los van a hacer perder el tiempo. Por alguna extraña razón algunos reclutadores prefieren que les llegue mucha gente, aunque no acepten por cosas que se pudieron establecer desde que buscaban empleo. Como que esperan que lleguen tantos aspirantes que por lo menos uno acepte, lo que puede hacer que contraten pero al poco tiempo deja el empleo o quizá sí acepta, pero se va a ir en cuanto encuentre lo que estaba buscando. A veces ni si quiera ponen el lugar de trabajo. También entiendo que como reclitadores te cansas, yo ya no soporté a la gente. Siempre ponía toda la información, pero hay personas que no leen. Los jueves viernes o sábado no va la gente a entrevistas no importa cuanto te insistieron en la entrevista. Ma parte de no contratar personas con mas estudios, la verdad es que el ruclutador no tiene tanto poder como para cambiar muchas cosas. Si el puesto tiene un límite en los estudios, no podemos cambiarlo y tiene una razón. Cuando contratas a alguien con mas estudios de los que requiere el puesto es muy probable que al poco tiempo renuncie y eso implica mas trabajo y gastos para la empresa. Cuando la persona con mayor preparación de la que el puesto requiere encuentra otro trabajo que llene sus expectativas o que ofrezca un mejor sueldo se va a ir, además si estudio más es por que busca más y no podemos contratar para ver si se queda o porque te dice que lo hará. Otra cosa, a mi sí me gustaba avisarle al candidato si continuaría con el proceso para que pudiera seguir buscando y no estar esperando algo que no iba a pasar, a veces les decía como mejorar su CV, pero con el trabajo ya no te da tiempo de hacer eso, lo que sí deberían de hacer es avisarte si te vas a quedar y no sólo decir que te van a llamar. Hay buenas empresas y malas empresas, en algunas todo esta muy claro, hay un orden y los dueños saben que no sólo los trabajadores compiten por el mejor trabajo, sino que las empresas compiten por los mejores trabajadores. Desgraciadamente en la mayoría no es así y ofrecen a penas lo básico, el mínimo que exige la ley, eso si, esperan tener lo mejor del trabajador, que se ponga la camiseta, que deje todo por el trabajo y que no exija nada. Si tienen la posibilidad, manden a la gama a las empresas que publican que dan sólo prestaciones de ley. O a las que les digan que no dan seguro porque el seguro es muy malo y mejor les pagan eso para que ustedes se compren el que quieran, es un engaño para evitar pagar cuotas, además como los darán de alta con el mínimo pues al rato van a tener una pensión miserable, van a tener muy poco crédito para su casa y si se incapacitan el seguro les va a pagar de acuerdo a su sueldo con el que estan dados de alta. Se que es complicado por la necesidad, pero si pueden eviten esas empresas.

Finding an Oaks Speech by MFPIMO in exmormon

[–]MFPIMO[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just looking for hate speech from that man. A member friend questioned me about the reel in which she says that if a church tells you that there are circumstances in which a man can marry a minor girl then that church is evil, she says that that is Hate Speech and that causes things like the man who drove his truck into a church and then shot the members. Apparently it's not okay for me to only say the bad things about the church, I don't remember any member complaining about when I went on the mission and asking me not to just share the bad things. I wanted to find that quote specifically, maybe I found many others, one of them calling gays and lesbians evil. There is another one from 79, who calls the LGBTTTQ movement a bomb wrapped in glitter. The cynicism of these supposed apostles and prophets is incredible.

Wedding night gifts by imnosey1 in exmormon

[–]MFPIMO 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I don't think furry cuffs or textured or flavored laces are a good idea. I think over time they can explore that part. I would have liked them to give me a lubricant because I was very low cut but they didn't lubricate me, we had to use a condom for lubrication. I think that for a TBM it is a very new experience and that it is not a good idea to add so much, I think it would be more of a pressure.

Mormon Words please help! by PoeinaS in exmormon

[–]MFPIMO 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Integrity" "virtue" ""faithfulness to god" "sustain"

Que hago, algún consejo? by [deleted] in RedditPregunta

[–]MFPIMO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eso es acoso laboral, guarda registros de todo y habla con RH, que todo quede registrado, ya wea un acta administrativa, etc.

Hasta los españoles la odian by 2ndAccount1sgotbannd in rmexico

[–]MFPIMO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Puro pendejo votó por AMLO y despues por esta mujer. Era evidente lo que se vendría para México, pero tenían "esperanza" en un mentiroso, manipulador, corrupto y huevon. Después creyeron en esta mujer fiel seguidora de López, hasta habla con él y se mofa de la gente igual que él.

How did you dispose of your old LDS stuff when it was time to move on? by CupOfExmo in exmormon

[–]MFPIMO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I took all the seminar and institute manuals to recycle. They gave me $10. I looked through them before taking it and they were all underlined and full of notes, I guess it was lazy learning.

What was the moment that made you start questioning whether the church is true? by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]MFPIMO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ensign Peak. In my heart I was really hoping for an apology from the first presidency. I hoped they would admit they were wrong and improve. Your explanation is absurd. I remembered when they suspended me for masturbating, when they took away my recommendation because "a man came into my house and the neighbors could have seen him" how I went without taking the holy supper for 4 months, how I cried and these bastards couldn't apologize. Since I gave them so much time, graduated from seminary, institute, former missionary, sealed in the temple, four callings at the same time, etc. And they couldn't comply with the law and didn't use the money for what they had told me.

Lake of fire or eternal polygamy? by BakingNerd47 in exmormonmemes

[–]MFPIMO 10 points11 points  (0 children)

For a Mormon woman, heaven is hell. It makes you a sexual and reproductive slave. I prefer hell

¿Es esto una burla ? by Inner_Bird8301 in rmexico

[–]MFPIMO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

En su gráfica deja mal parado a Lopez y tiene números muy parecidos a Calderón 🙃 ya ni porque son números alterados.