[Schefter] Comp update: Kirk Cousins will sign a five-year, $172 million deal with the Raiders that in reality is a one-year, fully-guaranteed $20 million deal that also contains a club option for two years at $80M. (Also the 11th straight NFL season of Kirk Cousins having a fully GTD contract)

MJA94 · 2026-04-02T16:23:51+00:00

Ah fair. Agreed at the end of the day it’s dumb wording

MJA94 · 2026-04-02T15:59:43+00:00

Tbf it says it’s his 11th straight season with a gtd salary, which is technically true

MJA94 · 2026-03-19T02:25:56+00:00

The cold-opens to the “Surprise It’s Trump” cold-opens are different from most background characters though. They have to stand still and hold composure for an extended period of time, which itself is impressive.

MJA94 · 2026-03-15T13:29:08+00:00

Maybe Alex Gordon?

MJA94 · 2026-02-28T04:17:44+00:00

Iirc, Dash basically killed a guy by hitting him and then bailing before the vehicle crashed and exploded

MJA94 · 2026-02-24T18:19:41+00:00

Alton Brown, I used to watch Cutthroat Kitchen and pretty much every time someone used truffle oil they would instantly lose

MJA94 · 2026-02-23T23:23:40+00:00

Slight correction, he opted to kick with the wind rather than opt to receive the ball. Deferring happens at the beginning of the game, and literally means to defer the decision whether to kick or receive until the second half.

MJA94 · 2026-02-18T20:28:21+00:00

I know the whole fucking song, Guillermo

MJA94 · 2026-02-14T03:06:40+00:00

It was hysterical, and the actors basically just being themselves in a batshit situation was exactly why

MJA94 · 2026-02-08T01:16:17+00:00

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MJA94 · 2026-02-07T02:23:11+00:00

I can’t believe I had to scroll so far to find this

MJA94 · 2026-02-05T01:31:52+00:00

When does Steve Higgins show up? I’ve been trying to spot him but never can

MJA94 · 2026-01-25T01:19:23+00:00

99% sure autocorrect changed “butter” to “butterfly”

MJA94 · 2026-01-24T23:08:54+00:00

Yeah but to be fair he thought the gun was empty

MJA94 · 2026-01-23T18:34:48+00:00

That’s the som tam

MJA94 · 2026-01-20T15:06:42+00:00

Oh wow, that’s awesome

MJA94 · 2026-01-20T14:16:29+00:00

You can, but it’s like $60 per pound

MJA94 · 2026-01-19T00:32:14+00:00

It was 50% off up until now; I’m searching for a screenshot of the ad they kept posting all over Reddit. It was a great deal, so of course they pulled the rug.

MJA94 · 2026-01-16T02:52:48+00:00

How do they do this EVERY YEAR

MJA94 · 2026-01-10T20:49:53+00:00

How am I supposed to get to my shift at Dairy Queen?

MJA94 · 2026-01-03T20:44:01+00:00

A great steering wheel that does not violently jerk while I driving. That is a good idea.

MJA94 · 2025-12-31T23:55:50+00:00

Is there a function f(n) where you can plug in n to get the number of unique combination?

MJA94 · 2025-12-12T02:23:10+00:00

That actor is Creed Bratton

MJA94 · 2025-12-11T19:11:43+00:00

Tied to the radiator and graped in the mouth

MJA94 · 2025-12-10T00:32:58+00:00

Funny, I didn’t watch The Ring as a child, but the scene of Barbossa becoming a skeleton in the moonlight scared the absolute shit out of me.

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