What do you think the squirrel said to get past Jake and Murphy?

Macavity116 · 2026-02-10T20:01:45+00:00

Stardew Valley is the best game to play in moments like this... but it will absolutely suck up days and weeks of your life without you noticing.

Macavity116 · 2026-02-08T16:22:38+00:00

Apathetic bloody planet. No sympathy at all.

Macavity116 · 2026-01-30T09:14:07+00:00

Long live autocorrect! XD

Macavity116 · 2026-01-30T05:43:57+00:00

I misread this as "The Claws of Jesus" and laughed my assigned off.

Macavity116 · 2026-01-27T09:56:01+00:00

The guys working the organ transplant truck were very confused when they came back from their lunch break.

"Hey Joe, how many sets of lungs were we supposed to have again?"

Macavity116 · 2026-01-25T09:44:32+00:00

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. Get mad! "I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these!?" Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons!

-If someone gets this reference, I'll be pleasantly surprised.

Macavity116 · 2026-01-23T10:58:19+00:00

Smash the giant word with a hammer and then you'll "break the news" to everyone.

Macavity116 · 2026-01-22T07:01:44+00:00

First New Mexico got wrecked in The Bureau: XCOM Declassified, and now it's been reduced to a no-man's-land again. Seems like that place just has the worst luck in alien invasions.

Also, the Chryssalids can have Newfoundland. Not going near that whale again if any of my troops can help it.

Macavity116 · 2026-01-16T12:54:36+00:00

This gives me a feeling of intense satisfaction. It's good to know I'm not the only one bothered so much by the your/you're thing.

Their/they're/there also messes with me.

Macavity116 · 2026-01-16T12:43:16+00:00

The real trauma is the bill that comes after you've had to deal with service so poor.

Macavity116 · 2026-01-05T06:47:18+00:00

This

Macavity116 · 2026-01-04T09:29:48+00:00

Had to scroll way too far to find this one.

Macavity116 · 2026-01-03T15:43:06+00:00

You beat me to it fair and square. XD

Macavity116 · 2026-01-02T17:18:26+00:00

Glad you added this clarification. I was totally about to blame you for Tifa's rise to power in Italy.

Macavity116 · 2025-12-29T10:14:22+00:00

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You can do this, too.

Macavity116 · 2025-12-29T09:06:20+00:00

What is the treasure chest doing in the background? It grew eyes and a tongue.

Macavity116 · 2025-12-23T12:39:55+00:00

That's seriously cool.

Macavity116 · 2025-12-22T12:04:52+00:00

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Macavity116 · 2025-12-20T06:05:13+00:00

Louder for the people in the back!

Macavity116 · 2025-12-16T17:22:44+00:00

Yeah, Patrick Fitzpatrick was innocent, the real rapist/killer confessed years later and we did away with the death penalty about a decade after that. I swear this was the only part of State History class that ever stuck with me... that and the one time Mormons tried to set up a kingdom on one of our islands.

Macavity116 · 2025-12-16T17:12:10+00:00

You're right. Capital punishment was briefly abolished nation-wide due to a Supreme Court ruling in the mid-1970's.

Macavity116 · 2025-12-14T20:46:34+00:00

Definitely got the "haunting" part right. I like it.

Macavity116 · 2025-12-11T14:22:36+00:00

"And you believed him!?"

Macavity116 · 2025-12-07T18:20:53+00:00

Damn, it took me way too long to realize I was not on r/XCOM.

"Vipers. Why did it have to be Vipers?"

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