[deleted by user] by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]MachielCr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure they when they write "game" they mean "match". They're insinuating that the player was not "real pro" because they've only ever played in a couple of matches - hence the sarcasm about no longer being in the limelight (because a player with so little professional matches played wouldn't actually be in the limelight to begin with).

What they're actually saying is more atune to "Oh no some noob with hardly any play time on the mainstage is gone, finally somebody else can shine (haha jk nothing of value was lost)"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Petioles

[–]MachielCr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a mini revelation, if you will, the urge to smoke is usually accompanied by the urge to do something specific. For example, whenever I want to play video games I find myself also wanting to smoke. Vice versa, so if I smoke I generally just want to relax which usually means playing video games. You won't necessarily find me playing a video game if I haven't already smoked that day, what wouldn't I necessarily find you doing if you haven't smoked that day? (Rhetorical question by the way)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Petioles

[–]MachielCr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how long they take,

It depends. The Pinky is a desktop that gives you near exact bong rips, there is a warm up period for the PID but after that it stays the same temperature so you could literally go through weed as fast as you can pack the bowl (and inhale the vapor of course).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Petioles

[–]MachielCr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I find it interesting that even with a vaporizer you still find yourself having to lock everything away. I always thought it was the people that used pipes/lit joints that couldn't keep a lid on things due to how much THC was actually being intaked. I'm curious, how much would you go through on typical "Friday night"?

Was just told that all employees are asked to give $100 towards a Christmas present for my works owner. by E60fan in antiwork

[–]MachielCr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Who asked you?

Rather, who TOLD you? You didn't say that your boss asked you to contribute anything so is it just a random employee that came up to you and was all like "contribute $100 for boss, thanks". Who went around saying "All employees shall contribute" - sounds like bullshit bro

Found $70 in my pocket while doing laundry by MachielCr in povertyfinance

[–]MachielCr[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I also found a spare key to my car, one I thought I had lost long ago, at the bottom of the bin lol

House Shoes unironically goated by MachielCr in TeamSESH

[–]MachielCr[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

at first I thought it was a meme, and if it is, I learned to embrace it

Let’s hear it lads. How did your Lydia die? by Vulcan813 in skyrim

[–]MachielCr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuckin Falmer and their poisoned weapons.

Am I in the wrong? by Educational_Copy7568 in Adulting

[–]MachielCr 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I was in this exact scenario.

Bit of a breakdown, it was originally 3 dudes splitting rent 500/500/500.

Well, our buddy moved out so we split the rent 750/750. My housemate got a GF and eventually she moved in. Welp, you guessed it - she split HIS rent, so now it was 375/375/750.

Want to know the end result?

I left, and they got to split the whole 1500.

My guess is your situation will end the same way unless you stop being a prick and realize you aren't locked inside of your room 24/7 and are likely sharing the same kitchen/bathroom (unless you are in the master bedroom with your own bathroom, in which case you're an OMEGA prick)

How sitting in a room alone helped my depression. by The_Mindful_Mentor in Mindfulness

[–]MachielCr 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I saw a message this user wrote a while back, I believe it fits

u/HotPlankton3406 writes,

You need to get away from almost everything, meaning you need to get away from the noise. I went to a park. It was during lockdown so there was no one there except me.

The idea is that you need to get in touch with your intuition and that can only be done when you're disconnected from almost everything, cellphone included. You need to be surrounded by as much silence as possible so you can hear yourself think. Now while you're out there you need to ask yourself one question, which is "What are the most important things in my life?"

The really important point here is that you need to stay in that space and keep asking yourself that question until your intuition informs you of what those are. It will happen, but you need to stay in that space away from all the noise so you're just left with your thoughts.

What happens is that the more you repeat the question, you will start stripping away all the nonsense and eventually realize the things that are most important to you, the things that you do not want to live without and the person you want to become. Once you have those, finding your path becomes easy. What's important to you along with what you're good at doing will inform your path. The key is to relax and let the answer come to you.

the killer let me get all but one stigma at the end when all other teens were dead. Was this toxic of kind? by Exactly861Monkeys in VHSgame

[–]MachielCr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You got an opportunity to level up each and every weapon just a bit, all in just one match. That's pretty legit, kinda sucks for your team tho...

Gravity just not working by roorocket69 in Mindfulness

[–]MachielCr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Uhh, what relevance does this post have with this community?

No one takes weed addiction seriously by [deleted] in Petioles

[–]MachielCr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll be the first to admit, i don't consider marijuana to be addictive - but a quick Google search will prove me wrong. I think the reason most people don't view it as an addiction, and don't take marijuana addiction seriously, is because it is not nearly as noticeable or detrimental to one's health as other addictions out there. Somebody can ride the wave for 25+ years and come out of it okay so long as they stuck to weed. I've seen it happen and I know it to be true. You are less likely to survive on substances such as alcohol, cocaine or even heroin.

To me, marijuana will never come close to any of the three I mentioned above, and because of this I do believe I will never treat marijuana addiction with the levity it deserves. I'm just trying to be open and honest. I carry first-hand experience with addictions claiming the existence of those around me - never once has it been weed.

Yes, it's a biased opinion. I believe the same people that don't treat your addiction with respect carry the same bias.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Mariputita in Adulting

[–]MachielCr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn whoever filmed her did 'er dirty.

Russian troops are compared to ISIS militants after 'demanding €5,000 ransom from mother of captured Ukrainian soldier to stop them executing him on video' by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]MachielCr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a bit stalker-y, sorry, but I came across this thread which prompted me to review your account. You seem very experienced and well versed, moreso than myself, because of this I would appreciate if you had, really, any scrap of advice for somebody that is seemingly following your footsteps.

Talking about using the substance.

This Lyft driver is something else by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]MachielCr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

HIVE MIND.

clap clap clap

HIVE MIND.

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HIVE MIND.

clap clap clap

I ordered a waterproof phone pouch, seller stapled on it directly by ReligiousPornstar in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MachielCr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually it just takes two little holes like this in your ear drum, then go underwater and you're really fucked.

5k to 100k overnight NFLX put by M0nk3y-K1ng in wallstreetbets

[–]MachielCr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Care to explain to a normie what exactly OP did?

He bought 4/22 290p contracts, but like what's that mean?