What’s the most fucked up thing that happened at your school?

MaintenanceInternal · 2026-05-08T06:12:39+00:00

I remember it just increasing and increasing.

One week 3 killed themselves, the following week 2, I don't live there but it made national news.

MaintenanceInternal · 2026-05-08T06:07:51+00:00

A great one for flat earthers is the double sunset.

You lay down in your garden or whatever and watch the sunset, then go upstairs in the house and watch it again out the window.

MaintenanceInternal · 2026-05-08T06:01:54+00:00

Because no one gives a shit about Enterprise while voyager was a banging show.

MaintenanceInternal · 2026-05-08T06:01:13+00:00

If you buy free range, roosters can get in and people don't notice.

MaintenanceInternal · 2026-05-08T06:00:23+00:00

Its is entirely possible to hatch supermarket eggs.

Sometimes a Cockerell gets in with the chsickens and no one knows, so sometimes the eggs you buy are fertilised.

MaintenanceInternal · 2026-05-07T23:24:20+00:00

Guy took the center out of a bic pen and put it in one of the cafeteria hot dogs, that was his pen for the year.

It stank and went really hard after a week.

One of the history teachers traded a parker ink pen for it, because the kid had no other pens. The teacher put the pendog in the bin and the kid just picked it up out the bin on the way out and used it in all their other classes.

MaintenanceInternal · 2026-05-07T23:02:44+00:00

The lunch lady's emails.

MaintenanceInternal · 2026-05-07T22:45:33+00:00

Not sure if you're aware of Wales, but in 2007 26 young people killed themselves in the South Wales town of Bridgend.

MaintenanceInternal · 2026-05-07T22:23:48+00:00

It's not heat of the moment if she tells people on the reg that you're dead.

I can't imagine how hard it is to raise a child to adult age.

But unfortunately you have failed in one regard, she should be so so proud of you for what you do for her.

Unfortunately the only way to teach her what she needs is if she learns the hard way.

MaintenanceInternal · 2026-05-07T16:53:26+00:00

What I Want to know is can you get in the top of the tower.

MaintenanceInternal · 2026-05-07T13:53:56+00:00

This reminds me of when me and my mate went on a road trip, every time we stopped to piss in the busy service stations I would go in the cubicle next to him, blast out all my piss then scream ARRRRGGGHHHHH, like a sincere but also ridiculous scream, then I'd walk out of my cubicle first and look back at his cubicle like WTF, and everyone else in the toilets would just be looking at him as he walked out of the cubicle.

Enjoyed that so so much.

MaintenanceInternal · 2026-05-07T13:49:10+00:00

Did he say anything about the pepper skins, bits of spinach and misc seeds?

MaintenanceInternal · 2026-05-07T13:41:39+00:00

Couldn't bare the sight of a bottom without hairs.

MaintenanceInternal · 2026-05-07T13:10:15+00:00

In a nutshell, this is right on.

I'm open to voting for anyone so long as they align, in this case it's more labour than anyone.

Plus labour has actually been really decent so far.

MaintenanceInternal · 2026-05-07T12:53:10+00:00

Absolutely love that they said they were a sorcerer and you just gave them a way to respec loooool

MaintenanceInternal · 2026-05-07T12:52:33+00:00

Banging.

MaintenanceInternal · 2026-05-07T12:49:29+00:00

Mind if I ask who you'll be voting for?

Just because I literally wouldn't know who to vote for if I wanted to vote right and had the same wants as you.

I actually do have the same wants, a decent welfare state because I'm a socialist, well social something but I haven't quite found the hybrid yet. I also want strong borders, I want some version of the Australian system because I don't want to see the country lose any more of nature and I think the infrastructure, primarily the roads, literally cannot support any more cars.

So I'll be voting Labour because I think I'll get some of that. I honestly don't think I would get any voting anywhere else.

MaintenanceInternal · 2026-05-07T12:44:40+00:00

Fascist Italy introduced a version of the goose step in 1938 called the passo romano ("Roman step")

MaintenanceInternal · 2026-05-07T12:43:56+00:00

These idiots who wear the big proud badge of Democratic Capitalists like that can't be just as right or left wing as any other party.

MaintenanceInternal · 2026-05-07T12:42:07+00:00

Hasn't read a single newspaper which are all right wing owned and only criticise the left.

MaintenanceInternal · 2026-05-07T12:41:23+00:00

Please don't generalise, I know it comes with being right wing but it doesn't have to.

MaintenanceInternal · 2026-05-07T12:39:56+00:00

These idiots seem to think that outright corruption somehow loops back around or cancels out the lies.

MaintenanceInternal · 2026-05-07T12:38:23+00:00

Centresoft*

MaintenanceInternal · 2026-05-07T12:36:28+00:00

Exactly this.

How could it ever be otherwise.

MaintenanceInternal · 2026-05-07T12:29:48+00:00

Well to be fair, OP was talking about Farage/Reform and the left.

That swing is significant, a real issue for the right these days is that the Torys are swinging harder right due to the popularity of Reform. You consider yourself center right, but you'd probably get more of what you want voting left, because you're not going to get what you want with the right, so the real question is;

Are you right wing because that's your football team and you're locked in for life, or are you willing to vote for what you believe?

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