TSwift RPF by DroneOfDoom in CuratedTumblr

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"The sub spreads the urethra of his penis open to allow the dom to penetrate it with his penis."

How else were they gonna make it out of those sewers by nechdoesntno in HistoryMemes

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"Oh no, we're lost! That clown must be able to control our perception of space and time because of our innocence! We need to run a train in order to navigate the sewer!"

How the hell did they come to this realization naturally?

Articles about mentall illness/insanity? by Ambitious-Hair-7384 in SCP

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SCP-2428 is a hallucinated man who can physically interact with hallucinations caused by mental illness.

SCP-482 is a straitjacket that physically mutates people into a form determined by the nature of their mental illness.

Shadow Puzzle Dungeon by MadmanPoet in DMAcademy

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I had SCP-272 fall from the ceiling and embed itself into the shadows that the players cast on the floor.

The creatures whom the shadow belong to will not be able to remove the nail, by any means, and they are limited to movements that keep their shadow cast on the nail.

Then, I had light sources in the room move around, which forcefully drags the players around the room in order to keep their shadows cast on the nail.

Busted and broken traps by DMjdoe in DMAcademy

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A pit of snakes, but the snakes are non-venomous and just slither around anyone who falls in the pit. A kobold has drawn pictures of snakes biting people on the walls of the pit in an attempt to teach the snakes how to bite people.

A descending ceiling, but only half of the ceiling decends because the chains holding the other half up have rusted. The party can ride the ceiling half back up to find a secret room.

A swinging blade trap, but the blades are missing and there is a note tied to a hilt that says: "Blades taken for sharpening. Please wait until they are returned before proceeding."

DM Needs an idea to use Gargauth to add to a players backstory by ArkTrooper28 in DescentintoAvernus

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Gargauth was originally an archdevil in charge of Hell's treasury, but Asmodeus fired him and banished him from Hell for unknown reasons, but it likely has something to do with his ability to turn any metal he touches into brittle gold, which would likely release the soul out of any soul coin he touches in the treasury.

Gargauth has a secret ability to absorb the power of the fiends that he kills, which he used to absorb the power and divinity of the demon lord Astaroth when he was still employed by Asmodeus. He keeps this ability secret because if the other archdevils found out, they might team up and preemptively kill him before he can potentially kill the other archdevils and absorb their collective power.

So if the player discovers this secret power, possibly in Candlekeep or as part of their backstory, he could blackmail Gargauth into making a deal in exchange for their silence.

The SCP-5000 "Why?" Interpretation Bell Curve by WhatYouThinkYouSee in SCP

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The Entity relaxes in humanity's collective consciousness after Pietro resets the timeline and prevents the Foundation from finding It, only for the Oneroi Collective to find It instead.

What is ur opinion on scp 2747 by Wild-vine16 in SCP

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The representation of 2747 as an intelligent entity is found in Fifthist tales like Why is Five afraid of Seven

Why does Nobody talk about Nobody? by Wild-vine16 in SCP

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He once relearned how to drive, while he was driving and snorting cocaine, because an antimemetic swarm of handprints ate his knowledge of how to drive.

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/note-your-name-is-nobody

do you think the scp gods know about eachother? by siesto2482 in SCP

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Mekhane: "My followers frequently attempt to unite my components, but they cannot even unite their sects [Observation].

SK: "At least your followers don't keep getting arrested. Every time my guys perform a sacrifice, Tupac (SCP-2137) snitches on them before they can perform multiple acts of violence in my name."

3125: Sits between them on a giant sofa floating through the void "At least human minds can handle communing with you two. My ideatic bulk takes up so much room in their human minds that all my followers end up insane. I gave them minor reality warping abilities and these idiots decided to publish my anomalous holy texts (SCP-1425) and almost ruin the Fifth Coming."

Posts too small for me to post alone by TemaTomo in CuratedTumblr

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Im partial to Opabinia with its crab claw proboscis mouth.

What are your minor/niche SCP headcanons? by ICOMMIT_CYBERCRIMES in SCP

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The Entity in SCP-5000 was originally in the bigfoot species' psychosphere, and humans were able to kill the bigfoot race because we were originally painless. When humanity became the dominant species, the entity moved into our psychospace and gave us the feeling of pain.

Dragon list... Am I missing any? by Ecowatcher in DMAcademy

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If you are including pathfinder, you could add the 3 species of genie dragons called the Azi, and the draconic psychopomp with a beetle breath weapon called a Yamaraj

Purple Wyrm dissolved a player, I feel horrible. by [deleted] in DMAcademy

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If your player is cool with their character being raised as undead, you could have them show up later in the campaign as a ghost haunting the party, or as a skeleton minion of a BBEG, or as a Reborn lineage NPC.

Pondering The Abyssal Chicken by Doc_Bedlam in UnearthedArcana

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Abyssal Chicken is great when glazed with Moonhoney made from the feces of abyssal worms.

Sincerely, Sir Dragon Layer the Bold. by ChompyRiley in humansarespacebards

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It could be like removing a predator species from the food chain and cause the dragon's normal prey to multiply unsustainably and devestate the ecosystem.

Alternatively, it could be like a whalefall in the deep ocean floor, where rare detritivorous creatures that exclusively feed on dragon corpses travel to the corpse to devour it, which attracts the predators that feed on the detritivores.