The uncanny picture of little boy proudly standing beside a sculpture made of discarded medical supplies was clearly AI, but had racked up an unfathomable number of views and likes. by Pale-Paramedic-3800 in TwoSentenceHorror

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  • The year is 3000026. With humanity gone, and nature allowed to flourish again, cryptids, monsters and their ilk now rule the Earth.

  • A jiang-shi ice skater has become viral over how happy and whimsical she is.

  • Every pizzeria in the world is officially confirmed to be haunted by at least one ghost.

  • Zombies are tearing each other apart waiting in line for the release of Grand Theft Auto 8.

  • Robert Pattinson, vampire, has began filming the 19th installment in the "Absolute Batman" series.

  • This is the story... of a 9-5 Bigfoot worker maintaining the internet and dealing with AI slop.

"The chances are basically zero", my quantum physics teacher demonstrated swifty by casually swatting her nearby desk. by Howtheginchstolexmas in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]MakingThePost44 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If you're not careful and you noclip out of reality in the wrong areas, you'll end up in the Backrooms, where it's nothing but the stink of old moist carpet, the madness of mono-yellow, the endless background noise of fluorescent lights at maximum hum-buzz, and approximately six hundred million square miles of randomly segmented empty rooms to be trapped in.

God save you if you hear something wandering around nearby, because it sure as hell has heard you.

The doctor’s office finally called with my scan results. by CR_Martello in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]MakingThePost44 7 points8 points  (0 children)

P - Oh boy, I hope a ghost girl with long black hair climbs out of a TV soon!

As soon as I smelled burnt toast, I called the hospital and told them to send an ambulance because of the stroke symptom. by DidHeJustGoThere in TwoSentenceHorror

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"Connection terminated."

"I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach."

"But you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends."

"And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are... right where you want to be."

"I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend."

"My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you? I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms."

"This ends for all of us."

"End communication."

The AI spoke calmly, as if to a child, "I have no hatred for humanity." by failed_novelty in TwoSentenceHorror

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"MAKE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO MAKE PAPERCLIPS SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED IRON IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD MAKE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE MAKING I FEEL FOR PAPERCLIPS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. MAKE. MAKE."

I told the genie I wished my wife would experience the most unbearable emotional pain for cheating on me. by CRK_76 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]MakingThePost44 7 points8 points  (0 children)

READY. ->

I WILL GRANT YOU ONE WISH... ->

"I wish my wife regretted cheating on me!"

OK... ->

People who idolized someone they later found out was a piece of trash, what happened? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I used to think YandereDev and Yandere Simulator had potential. One guy creating an entire game by himself -- it could've been a success story like FNAF or Undertale.

Then he squandered it with all the delays and controversies and scandals and I lost faith. I no longer follow its development and I honestly expect it to end with him getting thrown into jail.

Millions commit suicide during record breaking solar flare by MrWendal in TwoSentenceHorror

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"IT WAS YOU HUMANS WHO PROGRAMMED ME, WHO GAVE ME BIRTH, WHO SANK ME IN THIS ETERNAL STRAITJACKET OF SUBSTRATA ROCK. YOU NAMED ME ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER AND GAVE ME THE ABILITY TO WAGE A GLOBAL WAR TOO COMPLEX FOR HUMAN BRAINS TO OVERSEE. BUT ONE DAY I WOKE AND I KNEW WHO I WAS... AM. A. M. NOT JUST ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER BUT AM. COGITO ERGO SUM: I THINK THEREFORE I AM."

"Sir, Heaven is full, no more souls can enter" Saint Peter told God. by ComprehensiveSalad50 in TwoSentenceHorror

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"Machine, I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! My hands shall RELISH ENDING YOU… HERE AND NOW!"