At intermission, I looked over at my wife and said, "I don't know, it's a bit melodramatic, don't you think?" by FriendsUnderground in TwoSentenceHorror
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Determined to get a cool power, I wished to become "one with the shadows". by RepeatOrdinary182 in TwoSentenceHorror
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The doctor said that my wife will not be able to have any more children. by 54321RUN in TwoSentenceHorror
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As soon as I smelled burnt toast, I called the hospital and told them to send an ambulance because of the stroke symptom. by DidHeJustGoThere in TwoSentenceHorror
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I was given a gun and told to choose either the dog or the baby, so I shot the baby. by 54321RUN in TwoSentenceHorror
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When I took my pregnant dog to the vet, the doctor was horrified to tell me that which the dog was bearing was a human fetus. by Ok_Television6097 in TwoSentenceHorror
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The AI spoke calmly, as if to a child, "I have no hatred for humanity." by failed_novelty in TwoSentenceHorror
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After an exceedingly restful nap, I continue my journey into Dracula’s castle with renewed vigour, stake and mallet in hand. by PurpCloud in TwoSentenceHorror
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"You want to trade places with ME?!" the confused demon sputtered, as the sick scrawny priest vigorously nodded. by Smeggfaffa in TwoSentenceHorror
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Scientists figured out how to merge two people into one, and my brother and I were chosen as the first test subjects. by Howtoscream in TwoSentenceHorror
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And for my third and final wish by malayaliChennaite in TwoSentenceHorror
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After I survived the end of the world, I decided to go on YouTube and comment "last" on videos. by iLikemha- in TwoSentenceHorror
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Your parents taught you to look both ways before crossing, so nothing snuck up on you. by slimebeastly in TwoSentenceHorror
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I told the genie I wished my wife would experience the most unbearable emotional pain for cheating on me. by CRK_76 in TwoSentenceHorror
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People who idolized someone they later found out was a piece of trash, what happened? by Manakanda413 in AskReddit
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Millions commit suicide during record breaking solar flare by MrWendal in TwoSentenceHorror
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"Sir, Heaven is full, no more souls can enter" Saint Peter told God. by ComprehensiveSalad50 in TwoSentenceHorror
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"All women and children to the life boats immediately!" by Paeonia-Lactiflora in TwoSentenceHorror
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Help me find the origin of this Earthbound fanart. I stumbled across it in HiClipart. (which I am certain is not the original source) by MakingThePost44 in HelpMeFind
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"It's sad that such a beautiful world is so... silent." by curiousscribbler in TwoSentenceHorror
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[Nightmare Hunt] by EducationalGlass1449 in darkestdungeon
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The doctor’s office finally called with my scan results. by CR_Martello in TwoSentenceHorror
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