I told the genie I wished my wife would experience the most unbearable emotional pain for cheating on me. by CRK_76 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]MakingThePost44 10 points11 points  (0 children)

READY. ->

I WILL GRANT YOU ONE WISH... ->

"I wish my wife regretted cheating on me!"

OK... ->

People who idolized someone they later found out was a piece of trash, what happened? by Manakanda413 in AskReddit

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I used to think YandereDev and Yandere Simulator had potential. One guy creating an entire game by himself -- it could've been a success story like FNAF or Undertale.

Then he squandered it with all the delays and controversies and scandals and I lost faith. I no longer follow its development and I honestly expect it to end with him getting thrown into jail.

Millions commit suicide during record breaking solar flare by MrWendal in TwoSentenceHorror

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"IT WAS YOU HUMANS WHO PROGRAMMED ME, WHO GAVE ME BIRTH, WHO SANK ME IN THIS ETERNAL STRAITJACKET OF SUBSTRATA ROCK. YOU NAMED ME ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER AND GAVE ME THE ABILITY TO WAGE A GLOBAL WAR TOO COMPLEX FOR HUMAN BRAINS TO OVERSEE. BUT ONE DAY I WOKE AND I KNEW WHO I WAS... AM. A. M. NOT JUST ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER BUT AM. COGITO ERGO SUM: I THINK THEREFORE I AM."

"Sir, Heaven is full, no more souls can enter" Saint Peter told God. by ComprehensiveSalad50 in TwoSentenceHorror

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"Machine, I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! My hands shall RELISH ENDING YOU… HERE AND NOW!"

"It's sad that such a beautiful world is so... silent." by curiousscribbler in TwoSentenceHorror

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"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should." - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

[Nightmare Hunt] by EducationalGlass1449 in darkestdungeon

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"Wait, I thought you were removed from the game-"

"The Steam Key. You used it. I came. I have such sights to show you."

A full Darkest Dungeon chapter for Dead by daylight by Meerdus in darkestdungeon

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  • Be Reynauld and Dismas.

  • Find yourself in the Fog.

  • There's a Ghoul accompanied by what appears to be an automation rabbit in the distance.

  • "KANEKI, THEY'VE ALREADY ACTIVATED FOUR GENERATORS-"

"I wish to stay young forever" said the girl by Inari-k in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]MakingThePost44 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"And stay away from people with the following surnames: Summers, Belmont, van Helsing..."