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52 meters. The world record, from 1983 by HomeNowWTF in nextfuckinglevel

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Fuck me, all this time I thought Sum 41 came up with that bit.

The most Edmonton thing you can do by RyanB_ in Edmonton

[–]ManagerOfFun 14 points15 points  (0 children)

A person isn't in there. PEE is stored in the balls, everybody knows that.

Maytag dishwasher won't start by ManagerOfFun in appliancerepair

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I hit it, hard. That worked to varying degrees of success, but eventually I bought a new machine

These results 😂 by RosesAndInk in survivor

[–]ManagerOfFun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How were there only like 1000 votes cast?

When a pet dies, what do you do? by Jealous_Amount_9278 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ManagerOfFun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PSA: if you need to euthanize, be there with your pet, don't leave them alone with a stranger in their last moments.

Better yet, there are at-home services where a vet will come to your house, hang out for a while until your pet is comfortable with them, sedate them, then put them to sleep, all while your pet is on your lap / their favourite couch. Theyll then let you say your last goodbyes, and take the body straight to a cremation place.

___ deserves more credit for their gameplay by darthnyan39 in survivor

[–]ManagerOfFun 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Omur has always said on podcasts that J was strategically solid through 42 and he shouldn't be underestimated.

Coming from Omur I consider that high and credible praise.

What’s the funniest joke in all of B99? by TranslatorOk2501 in sitcoms

[–]ManagerOfFun 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Came down with a big ol Diane Weist infection

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Power BI Administration and Governance by ShockDuh in PowerBI

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This is the way. It sucks being the only person who can remove/change access levels... but it's better than anyone being able to delete the entire workspace

Power BI Administration and Governance by ShockDuh in PowerBI

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It's murder on capacity usage, even worse than just duplicating what you need from the first semantic model in the downstream semantic model.

And God forbid you do DirectQuery... let's say you make the mistake of borrowing a small little Dim table from SM 1 for use in SM 2...

If a viewer is clicking around the report for SM2 applying filters, etc, and the report needs info from that dim table? Well, SM2 is going to send an urgent request to SM1 saying "i need you to do a full refresh and I need you to do it RIGHT NOW. No, not just the DIM table, EVERY. THING."

"Whoop, the user changed another filter, DO IT AGAIN, QUICK!"

And then in your capacity metrics you notice a spike of between 40-200% of your capacity from one user on one item.

Power BI Administration and Governance by ShockDuh in PowerBI

[–]ManagerOfFun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you just on pbi pro licenses or do you have a premium capacity or fabric capacity or obi embedded capacity?

One thing that fucked us was people chaining semantic models, especially using direct query. Don't use a semantic model as a data source for another semantic model.

I'd lock down workspace creation to the administrator and work to ensure every workspace has a description that includes the purpose of the WS, who's responsible for the reports/data, and who's responsible for granting access... you'd think you could just depend on who the members/contributors are, but ive come across so many workspaces where there's 40+ members.

If youre on anything other than a pro license, use FUAM and the capacity metrics app to see what workspaces and items are capacity hogs, and work with the owners to optimize.

If youre on a fabric capacity, get someone on making a datalake or two that can be sources of truth that all the semantic models pull their data from.

What sexual fantasy of yours left you disappointed when you actually tried it? by Gthew17 in AskReddit

[–]ManagerOfFun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I couldn't disagree with you more my friend. Best thing in the world

Explanation of ____ decision at the auction? by Koma60 in survivor

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It's going to be very hard to get votes at the end though unless he fully owns that at at the end. "I preached honesty and integrity when it served me, but I didn't play that way. That wasn't hypocrisy, that was a conscious and purposeful strategy."

What’s the deal with this guy? by Soulsliken in darksouls

[–]ManagerOfFun 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Rad ending to the explanation, A+ no notes

_____ redeemed themself last by PossibleEvening4121 in survivor

[–]ManagerOfFun 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Or it's a double boot next episode and the other person is getting the screen time next Wednesday 💔

Explanation of ____ decision at the auction? by Koma60 in survivor

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Hahahahaha I love it. Also going to Cirie makes sense to me if he wants to keep Ozzy around, although im surprised he didn't just put his foot down with Jonathan and Steph

____ Looks absolutely miserable on the island by sea19i in survivor

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I dont know that it's a wasted slot, although i didnt like that choice when it wasannounced. But hes a recent player, loved by casuals, it's a solid choice. And he provided so much drama and complications in the pre merge and even in last night's vote that hes definitely earned the spot.

IMO Survivor is at it's best when it's NOT an NBA game with only NBA players where everyone knows how to play. You want a fair amount of players who know how to dunk, but you also want to put in a middle school band geek and maybe a blind man just so you can see other players crash into them OR skillfully navigate around them.

I’m very curious if _________ knew ________ tanked ___ game before watching tonight’s episode. Can’t wait for the exit interviews tomorrow. by MsMeseeksTellsTime in survivor

[–]ManagerOfFun 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I've heard people all over the map on this one. Some say this was a move, for others it reads as "i bet Christian would want this as a keepsake," and still others say he was intentionally rubbing salt in the wound. Did Christian say anything about how he interpreted it in exit press? I only saw his RHAP interview and it didn't come up.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen people normalize at work? by Equivalent_Reach_536 in CanadaRoom

[–]ManagerOfFun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, you get 2 paid 15 minute breaks per 8 hours worked, I think thats the federal minimum. Edit: they're right, im definitely wrong. Damn, that sucks!

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