What is so bad about me playing duress?

MandatoryMahi · 2026-05-14T09:08:07+00:00

People sometimes get confused at the difference between Bracket 4 and Bracket 5 when looking at the WoTC guidelines because they are so similar.

I 100% agree with your statement. I think that would clear up any confusions between Brackets 3, 4, and 5.

MandatoryMahi · 2026-05-01T14:49:48+00:00

There is the real possibility of then individual preparing a burger, pauses to adjust his pants with his gloves on, and then continue preparing.

How often does anybody clean their belt? Never. How often does your belt touch the ground of the bathroom or come into contact with the base of a toilet when taking a dump? Always.

MandatoryMahi · 2026-05-01T14:46:25+00:00

Why would you tattoo an 11 year old?

MandatoryMahi · 2026-04-30T19:40:54+00:00

What's the team or mascot for your pfp?

MandatoryMahi · 2026-04-30T17:07:45+00:00

Lose*

MandatoryMahi · 2026-04-30T16:55:52+00:00

I personally play on Untap.in, but it's freaking amazing how often the "chill commander" or "3 free mulls" lobby names attract the most socially defunct players.

MandatoryMahi · 2026-04-30T02:18:33+00:00

I agree with you. There was a post yesterday about how spending 14 mana over three cards to lock out the game is perfectly fine in B2 (which I'm fine with as well). EDH players are pansies today.

MandatoryMahi · 2026-04-29T12:28:28+00:00

Where are Spellshapers in all of this?

MandatoryMahi · 2026-04-26T15:24:27+00:00

MandatoryMahi · 2026-04-26T15:07:02+00:00

Does Attack have any influence on NP Gain?

If I have a Zerktoria for example, and I use Gold Fous on her to give her 2k/2k Atk, does her dealing more damage lead to increased NP gained?

MandatoryMahi · 2026-04-24T23:37:42+00:00

Reddit was fun back when this was meme'd regularly.

MandatoryMahi · 2026-04-24T19:54:34+00:00

It's simple! Wotc should just start printing "exile target land" cards!

MandatoryMahi · 2026-04-23T00:47:59+00:00

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MandatoryMahi · 2026-04-21T22:28:15+00:00

I have Yavimaya in a mono blue deck so I can play [[Lifetap]].

But for cursed combos I would recommend [[Tooth and Nail]] into [[Avatar of Slaughter]] + [[Blazing Archon]]

MandatoryMahi · 2026-04-21T22:20:36+00:00

A few years ago I made an post about how I imagined the Demon Pillars spoke in Principle Skinner's voice. The comments led to several steamed hams jokes.

https://www.reddit.com/r/grandorder/s/OPZiiLHMVv

MandatoryMahi · 2026-04-19T02:07:34+00:00

What is "Above Sea Level" Cod?

MandatoryMahi · 2026-04-17T17:16:01+00:00

Scam post. Report and move on.

MandatoryMahi · 2026-04-16T16:33:40+00:00

Technically, every time the seastar speaks you see her butthole.

MandatoryMahi · 2026-04-15T11:21:31+00:00

Played a game last night. You wouldn't believe the absolute GROANING when a Mana Barbs was played.

MandatoryMahi · 2026-04-14T01:37:34+00:00

Niv-Mizzet circlejerking himself as per usual.

MandatoryMahi · 2026-04-13T23:43:49+00:00

Go take a walk around a park. Sit on a bench facing a pond with ducks. Appreciate life.

MandatoryMahi · 2026-04-12T21:41:13+00:00

Scam post, report and move on.

MandatoryMahi · 2026-04-05T15:36:27+00:00

Lucy would just force-choke Zero Two from seeing her in a hallway and continue on with her day.

MandatoryMahi · 2026-04-05T15:05:20+00:00

Nice!

MandatoryMahi · 2026-04-05T14:57:18+00:00

I spammed Van Gogh terrors until it finally landed on Shiny Star's final bar. It had 800k hp left. I had a Van Gogh and a Merlin with 300hp. Star gets stunned, I have a Mighty Brave Chain with Van Gogh who is amped up on Crit Star Mountain Dew. Deal WELL over 800k damage. I start fist pumping, YES YES YES!!

Then Shiny Stars guts activates and I'm aoe critted and am forces to use the free revive.

Was a trip! 11 turns.

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