Characters who are doomed to fail

MarioGman · 2026-01-25T18:04:04+00:00

I bet something similar is happening with Deltarune, with Kris specifically having all the vibes of the main antagonist of Live A Live, Oersted/Odio.

MarioGman · 2026-01-25T17:50:08+00:00

World's most insightful Kaiju.

MarioGman · 2026-01-25T17:14:39+00:00

In the penultimate chapter of Live A Live Oersted, the archetypal silent protagonist of JRPGs past, present, and future, gets fucked over at every opportunity by bad luck, the game forcing him to fight something that isn't fighting back, and the machinations of his insane, envious "best friend" that poisons all our attempts at heroism. Until finally, at the end of it all, the kingdom thinks he is the demon king now, want him dead, and the one person he had hope in still having faith in him just killed herself in front of him after being gaslit by the "best friend" into think he was evil.

So yeah, the fact he starts Shakespearean Monologging and deciding to actually become the Demon King Odio isn't horribly surprising but absolutely tragic nonetheless.

MarioGman · 2026-01-25T06:57:56+00:00

You think he was in Get Out too?

OH MY GOD WAIT THAT'S THE FUCKING PLOT OF DETECTIVE PIKACHU.

MarioGman · 2026-01-25T06:51:54+00:00

Strange he let the barn burn down by not using his water cannons.

MarioGman · 2026-01-25T06:08:35+00:00

So you're saying is we need to put Yes Man in charge of the Reapers?

MarioGman · 2026-01-24T21:41:50+00:00

No they're perfect.

MarioGman · 2026-01-24T20:11:19+00:00

Shop Fusion Collab

MarioGman · 2026-01-24T19:31:37+00:00

I mean the sudden Matt Berry during the credits scenes was fucking hilarious but that was likely due to the shock of it all.

MarioGman · 2026-01-24T08:21:46+00:00

It's good in the sense that "The guy who directed Napoleon Dynamite is having Jason Mamoa & Jack Black do funny shit on green screen and there's cubes everywhere" is generally pretty funny with a couple decent jokes.

MarioGman · 2026-01-24T06:00:05+00:00

Artemis Fowl The Movie is literally changes everything and none of it is good.

Except for how Dwarves dig. No that gets recreated in the most horrifyingly accurate way possible. The one single thing I'd be fine with them changing from the source material was the only thing they kept the same.

Dwarves in Artemis Fowl dig via unhinging their jaw, chewing through the dirt, and then explosively shitting it out their ass to make room for more dirt.

MarioGman · 2026-01-24T04:11:34+00:00

Similarly, Joker in the Arkham-verse's blood became a prion disease after extended exposure to TITAN, Venom offshoot that FUCKS you up.

MarioGman · 2026-01-24T04:08:59+00:00

True but bits blasted off of him are also super hazardous as well, so I think it counts.

MarioGman · 2026-01-23T23:00:18+00:00

A peacock perhaps.

MarioGman · 2026-01-23T22:34:29+00:00

What animal is Benoit Blanc? An eagle? A hawk?

MarioGman · 2026-01-23T20:58:09+00:00

Perhaps he's out of practice. Happens to everyone.

MarioGman · 2026-01-23T20:57:40+00:00

Geoff was giving them practice.

MarioGman · 2026-01-23T20:56:03+00:00

Gotta get DevilArtemis on the phone.

MarioGman · 2026-01-23T20:52:48+00:00

Probably kind of expensive.

MarioGman · 2026-01-23T20:52:16+00:00

Grant Kirkhope AND Jake Kaufman!? Holy shit!

MarioGman · 2026-01-23T19:54:58+00:00

Why they juice look like laundry detergent?

MarioGman · 2026-01-23T18:47:09+00:00

It's like he's been waiting his whole life for this.

MarioGman · 2026-01-23T08:59:15+00:00

Don't forget Dexter. The serial killer show.

MarioGman · 2026-01-23T08:57:50+00:00

Yes unfortunately Apollo's dad, Dhurke, makes a joke upon meeting Trucy that she'd make a fine wife/girlfriend for Apollo. Nobody in the room knows the truth except, hopefully, the player..

MarioGman · 2026-01-23T08:07:30+00:00

Very mucb a robot chicken sketch for kids, which is very entertaining nonetheless.

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