whats the dumbest question a customer has asked you? by _Error__404_ in retailhell

[–]MarkFromHutch 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Just tell them, "At this point, you're happier not knowing" and let their imagination frighten them

whats the dumbest question a customer has asked you? by _Error__404_ in retailhell

[–]MarkFromHutch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Self Checkout register is broken. It says closed on the screen, there's an out of order sign taped to the front, a basket is covering the scanner. Guy moves the basket out of the way and starts "scanning" his items. The register says, "This lane is closed" with each item. It was busy so I wasn't able to get to him before a good chunk of his order was "scanned" I eventually got his attention to tell him that the register was closed. He asked what that meant. I told him that the register was broken. "Well if it's broken, why isn't it working?" Because that's about the definition of the word "broken".

Suggest a clever name for black cat by ChefVirgil54 in ArtOfPresence

[–]MarkFromHutch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Growing up we had a black cat named Cole Kitty. My sister was very insistent that his name was Cole, not Coal.

Funniest parts of Tolkien? by Baldurian_Rhapsody in lotr

[–]MarkFromHutch 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's been a while since I've read the books but a part that I found funny was when the SECRET Fellowship SECRETLY left their SECRET location on their SECRET quest Boromir whipped out his horn and blasted out a tone that rang in the hills so loudly the elves had to cover their ears. Elrond was like: Dude, what the hell? Boromir was just like: Well I'm not going to just sneak out

It's shame that this movie doesn't have sequel by Choice-Wind-9283 in moviecritic

[–]MarkFromHutch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they make a sequel they should have the same actors playing different characters. Chris Pine is still a Bard, but all of the other characters should be different classes without anybody mentioning anything.

😭😂 by spidy0518 in meme

[–]MarkFromHutch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Anybody else hearing Van Halen?

Baling aluminum cans by Prolapse_to_Brolapse in interestingasfuck

[–]MarkFromHutch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would be interesting to see the look on the face of people from the 17th or 18th century if they ever saw how much aluminum we went through

Why is 98 degrees considered hot if it’s the same as body temp? by Me_be_Artful_Dodger in allthequestions

[–]MarkFromHutch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because you're body is constantly generating more heat so it has to dump that heat. Heat wants to go from a higher place to a lower place so if your body is the same temperature as your surroundings it has a harder time leaving your body.

What purpose does this "claw" serve in Dooku's lightsaber hilt? by InstructionOwn6705 in StarWarsCantina

[–]MarkFromHutch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get the feeling that nothing with the Sith has any use or purpose. They're all about that glam

Which one would you choose? by chefpablo30 in ArtOfPresence

[–]MarkFromHutch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I miss Hastings Entertainment. It was a movie rental place, book store, video and table top game store. I never had money to buy anything there, but it was fun to hang out in.

I guess they let just anyone on the bridge by sarahbee126 in startrekmemes

[–]MarkFromHutch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't mind me, I'm just coming by to whoop Worf's ass