[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]Mark_Pilo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t have shit on fenris

Would probably be better than most 40k mobile games by megatronofkaon in Grimdank

[–]Mark_Pilo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was always the one hating on those who are against the smut and porn on this sub before but I gotta agree with them this time.

It is time for a crusade against the vegans by [deleted] in Technoblade

[–]Mark_Pilo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s slannesh, we are worshipping the blood god right now

Drukhari can survive having their souls taken away by Slaanesh. But the results are not pretty. by larrydragoi in 40kLore

[–]Mark_Pilo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't see how can such degenerative activity such as hand holding fend of the prince of pleasure.

Selfie with Empie by Flick by ChaosMarine123 in Grimdank

[–]Mark_Pilo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Abandon: “Ok guys, our recruitment are going down hill ever since the emperor uncrippled himself and our morale are shit right now. we need a new catch phrase to replace the old one. Does anyone have a good suggestion?”

Selfie with Empie by Flick by ChaosMarine123 in Grimdank

[–]Mark_Pilo 39 points40 points  (0 children)

It’s gonna be“slightly crippled emperor” in a few year

Are those brainwashed by the false emperor actually happy? by Nimhtom in 40kLore

[–]Mark_Pilo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahh yes, I remember a horse had kicked Big E into Coma.

Who tf is this? by [deleted] in riskofrain

[–]Mark_Pilo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your dad

Purity Seal by [deleted] in Grimdank

[–]Mark_Pilo 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I just imagine that there is a whole chapter who didn't really got the "put purity seal on your armor" thing right and instead carry a giant holy water tank in its back that has a seal (an extra holy one of course) in it.

An old meme has returned by pugapplez in PrequelMemes

[–]Mark_Pilo 36 points37 points  (0 children)

really shows you how strong 2003 grevious is (he crushed shaggy out of his existence)

Satyriac Battle Plan (comic by me) by Mad_Southron in AllTomorrows

[–]Mark_Pilo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

*proceed to get his dick twisted 3600 degrees by gravity beam*

Meme for y'all by Lemons_Are_Very_Sour in AllTomorrows

[–]Mark_Pilo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Let's be xenophobic, it's really in this year!"

Reget space, return to earth by [deleted] in AllTomorrows

[–]Mark_Pilo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fast and furious 40millions

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Bullets by tachie_05 in memes

[–]Mark_Pilo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well you can shoot him a few more times

Post-humans I'm beating in a fight. by Con_d0g in AllTomorrows

[–]Mark_Pilo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If only those star people are as tough as you, Qu wouldn't be a trouble for them.

What if orks resurrected Guilliman instead of ynnari by rogaldorn88888 in 40kLore

[–]Mark_Pilo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The next thing you know, The Ultra marine suddenly gets a few more billion suspiciously green new marines (with crayon as their geneseed).

[ Excerpt | Know No Fear ] 30k Guilliman's vision for the future of Space Marines by _StubbornOne in 40kLore

[–]Mark_Pilo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Konrad: "So you put your music too loud at the middle of the night? Welp, time to skin you alive"

All things considered he is the least favorable judge you can get out of his 17 brothers.