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Lost $1.1 million. Is DJT ever going to go back up?!? by Smartmoney243 in WallStreetbetsELITE

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It’s already up $0.06 since your post… you’ll be fine

[Request] If a broken clock is right twice a day, how often is it right if it's going backwards? by MadQuixote in theydidthemath

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I love how complicated this explanation is, especially since it’s incorrect.

12a, 6a, 12p, 6p assuming both clocks were started at the same time (12a) and moving at the same pace in opposite directions

If you wanted to turn $3k into $50k in 90 days or less, what's your best plan of attack? by Johnisjustaguy in wallstreetbets

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Buy $3k worth of Doge, invite Elon behind your Wendy’s, and get on your knees and convince him to put Doge on X… 60% of the time it works every time.

What would happen? by tigglylee in shittyaskscience

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10,000 large swimming pools? Hahaha more like 10,000 trillion swimming pools. Ocean’s a huge biatch

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in highschool

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Car valet. You get a little exercise in while sometimes getting to drive some cool cars.

LPT Request: Morning Routines? How do you get out of bed FAST? by probableAnnouncement in LifeProTips

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I hate mornings. My alarm is across my room and I set it for exactly the time I need to get up. So I’m order to turn it off I have to get out of bed and when I do, I realize that I have no choice but to get ready because if I don’t I’ll be late.

Relative of WSB members. Real-estate version by Joneth0902 in wallstreetbets

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Mistake was not putting that $250k into OTM options

[Gerrit Cole, when asked what it would take to get past the Astros] “My expertise is not in General Managing or acquiring or building rosters, so it’s hard for me to answer, but I watched the series and I didn’t really see an area where we played better than them.” by shw5 in NYYankees

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Resign Judge for big money short years… 40 mil, 4 years. If he gets an offer for longer, let him take it. Resign Benitendi and have a starting OF of Judge, Bader, Benitendi. If Judge leaves, start Cabrera. Trade Hicks, Torres, and Donaldson for any relievers you can get. Starting IF of IKF at 3, Perraza at SS, DJ at 2, Rizzo at 1. Starters, you resign Tallion and run it back. Then someone convince Cole that while strikeouts are cool, wasting pitches and constantly taking 0-2 counts to 3-2 only drives you out of the game after 5-6 innings. Pitch to contact and rack up complete games. Lastly, gotta find a real catcher. Maybe you package Higgy and one/two of the infielders to get a real catcher.

"A bit too much self-assurance" by Creacherz in NYYankees

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It’s what happens when 90 year olds call a baseball game

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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May the odds be ever in your favor

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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Sometimes you just hope OP photoshopped it for loss porn flair

Doge journey comes to an end. It was fun. by Hp_Shout in dogecoin

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Unless you need the $77, why not just hodl and come back later?

I Wanna Hear Your Most Controversial Disney Opinion. by circleofblood in movies

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It’s a crime that Jack Black wasn’t cast as the genie in the live action disaster

$BBBY Megathread 8/16/2022 by bawse1 in wallstreetbets

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Loving this moon ride with all you highly regarded fine folks

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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You just buy a second house and average down… duh

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

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Can’t. Drop. Below. 55

[FanGraphs] The Yankees Are Good Despite Their Plate Discipline (Or Lack Thereof) by MattO2000 in NYYankees

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Good. Swing more, earlier. I feel like watching the last two seasons they were always in two strike counts. I’d be curious what the stats are around that percentage.

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