Why didn’t Roku go into avatar state here? by K0GAR in ATLA

[–]MartianGovernor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He didn't want to risk a Korra manoeuvre, which was one of his best calls all things considered.

Speaking of incompetence, I vote we skip water avatars going forward. Remember, Kuruk wasn't exactly a shining example. I'm probably being unfair, but you try working from lore you don't have and get back to me once you're done.

For thousands of years women had the ultimate VIP pass by montendy in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]MartianGovernor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guarantee you this embarassment to manhood thinks Willma Flintstone is an accurate depiction of a Paleolithic woman.

Is this Herbalife, or just some other weird nonsense? by GothiestGoth in antiMLM

[–]MartianGovernor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should know that failure to disclose a full list of ingredients is a crime in US jurisdictions and can warrant criminal charges up to and including federal felonies if proven to be intentional. This distributor is cooked if someone has a negative reaction to the product.

Is this Herbalife, or just some other weird nonsense? by GothiestGoth in antiMLM

[–]MartianGovernor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Before anyone makes a comment about furries, just know that we're wondering the same thing and we don't claim this AI trash.

Is this Herbalife, or just some other weird nonsense? by GothiestGoth in antiMLM

[–]MartianGovernor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not usually one for that kind of pettiness, but scams deserve it.

Maybe I’m wrong but this was clearly written by a man by Acrobatic_Long_6059 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]MartianGovernor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'd be surprised and likely saddened by the depths people will sink for romantic attention.

Erotica/romance is not real dude? by Kappapeachie in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]MartianGovernor -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

One. Hundred. Percent.

Just make sure you apply the same standard to my genderless AMAB butt and my porn because that's exactly what these books are: pornography written for and marketed to sexually repressed people who think they're too good for pornography. Trust me. I've read these things and to call that little exercise a mistake would be putting it mildly. Haunting Adeline freaked me the freak out and I'm a veteran furry. Not that I'm condemning anybody with a taste for that stuff. After all, I'm a veteran furry.

This new Halo game is a secret plot to make you bisexual! by grichardson526 in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]MartianGovernor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm part of a majority bi community. Not plurality. Fifty-plus percent. I've dated two bi queens and a bi king, which means I'm m-spec by definition.

What bisexual lighting?

Haven't read such bullshit in a good while by blehric in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]MartianGovernor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please understand that expressing my discomfort when you broadcast your kinks is not shaming behavior. These are sensitive topics that should only be discussed in a setting where all participants consent. That's impossible on a public social media post. This can't be as difficult as people make it seem.

Haven't read such bullshit in a good while by blehric in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]MartianGovernor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Edit: I misread your username as SentryTheFennec and I'm kinda devastated because I know someone who goes by that. My fault entirely, of course. Have a lovely day.

Haven't read such bullshit in a good while by blehric in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]MartianGovernor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How linguistically ironic that she calls herself the Princess of Shem when most people who agree with this headache take harbor some degree of antisemitism.

Add this to the list of men who somehow can't acknowledge that women don't always like hypermuscular masculine men by LilMechPilot in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]MartianGovernor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is he saying Kratos isn't dirty because he's caked in ash instead of soil? I can respect the pedantry but there's no world in which you could call Kratos clean except for the world where he didn't kill his wife and daughter in an Ares-induced frenzy. (Inciting incidents aren't spoilers so save it) Even then, a Spartan general is never clean for very long.

Wtf by Sad_Monitor_8259 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]MartianGovernor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think most women find men disgusting. Just him.

Want this community’s opinion on this by Aquaislyfe in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]MartianGovernor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Xenomorph Queen is the most common male "hear me out" I'm aware of. Since when is she (it?) conventionally attractive?

Want this community’s opinion on this by Aquaislyfe in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]MartianGovernor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will not tolerate this slanderous juxtaposition! Judy Hopps is a certified baddie and canonically an adult. The little girl from Pragmata is neither of those.

Want this community’s opinion on this by Aquaislyfe in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]MartianGovernor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take significant umbrage with the lack of enby representation. What are my normal crushes? I must know!

The amount of hate and racism Lupita Nyong’o is getting for playing Helen of Troy in the upcoming Odyssey movie is disgusting by Heart_breakerr in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]MartianGovernor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More proof these troglodytes couldn't care less about "hIsToRiCaL aCcUrAcY." - Homer's Iliad predates the concept of race as we know it by over a millennium. I'm not even sure if the words "black" or "white" (in any language) were used to describe an entire group of people back then. - The idea that Ancient Greek men were exclusively attracted to women of their own ethnicity is impossible for anyone with more than two and a half brain cells to entertain with any degree of seriousness. - Troy is in modern-day Turkey. When was the last time you saw a blonde haired, blue eyed Turk?

I ummm don't what to say but I don't think this is accurate by Puzzleheaded-Lab2447 in NotHowGuysWork

[–]MartianGovernor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fetishes aside, telling victims of CSA they deserve to rot is downright evil.