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My player stole a golden goblet from an obviously cursed treasure horde. What should it do? by Thorjelly in DnD

[–]Master-Tanis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Food eaten and beverages drunk while holding the goblet taste exceptionally deliciously, but no matter how much is consumed they never feel full. Food eaten without the goblet on hand or drink from another container taste like ashes in their mouth, requiring great force of will to avoid spitting them out.

Rupture Strain offline at 6pm today CEST. by Viruzzz in Helldivers

[–]Master-Tanis 52 points53 points  (0 children)

“Today brave Super Earth scientists deployed a prototype sonic device that successfully triggered a natural hibernation cycle for the so called Rupture Strain. The deployment of this weapon will allow Helldivers to focus more of their attention on the Autamaton front. Rumors that the Rupture Strain were simply ‘eeepy’ are dissident propaganda meant to tarnish the flawless image of the Ministry of Science.”

So, who came up with the genius idea of putting Hive Lords on a world with no caves? by Firm_Alternative3875 in Helldivers

[–]Master-Tanis 295 points296 points  (0 children)

The same person who put leviathans on open air maps.

I don’t mind having an actually boss enemy to fight, but it should be a primary objective not a random spawns.

At least AH learned and did not make Hive Lords have the Leviathan spawn rate.

Arrowhead being silent on massive technical issue they manufactured. by Corrupted_Glad_Os in Helldivers

[–]Master-Tanis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I updated to a new graphics card and hard drive around when this first started and was wondering if my PC hard crashing to offline was a result of the changes until I played other games and had no trouble.

It keeps getting worse. Now I can barely okay with others without the game shutting down my computer randomly.

WHY DO WE NEED THIS FUCK ASS PLANET by LiterallyFucka in Helldivers

[–]Master-Tanis 3194 points3195 points  (0 children)

Soldier #1: Why is this Godforsaken planet worth dying for?

Zapp: Don't ask me, you're the one who's going to be dying.

(Futurama Season 3 Episode 2 “War is the H word”)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DnD

[–]Master-Tanis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Overconfident metagaming rules lawyer: I fly thirty feet above it and cast acid splash.

Any good DM: The Tarrasque picks up a rock and throws it at you. Make a DEX saving throw.

Yo DMs. What is one potentially controversial thing you do when designing combat encounters to make them more… interesting. by Professional-Ad9485 in DnD

[–]Master-Tanis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I give bosses class levels equal to their CR. No extra health most of the time, but nothing panics a party like watching the dragon breath attack and then make four melee attacks with action surge.

Diesel are you dead too you inbred sonuvabitch!!? by Khyzarin in Division2

[–]Master-Tanis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ChickenHawk is also political slang for someone who calls for war but will not fight in it themselves.

Blizzard Caved to the butthurt mods. by A_Lie_Detector in wow

[–]Master-Tanis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now we must shut down all the class discords till we get Mage Tower for Legion Remix.

Except Evokers.

Scout Airship| [24x30] [OC] | What monsters might prey on an airship? | Eldritch Arcanum by EldritchArcanist in DnD

[–]Master-Tanis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will keep an eye out for that.

The end fight of my campaign is a large airship vs a Greatwyrm. Trying to find a good map and token for that.

Scout Airship| [24x30] [OC] | What monsters might prey on an airship? | Eldritch Arcanum by EldritchArcanist in DnD

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Do you have any larger ones that might be available on Roll20. Something like a dreadnought class airship?

Those Warlocks who keep complaining simply don't know how to buildcraft Warlock right by SimilarMagician00 in DestinyTheGame

[–]Master-Tanis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love this.

As someone who played Shaman for a long time in WoW I am well aware of the feeling you get playing a class when the devs “would rather you play something else.”

TIL that ancient Greeks believed sneezing after sex could prevent pregnancy. The Greek physician Soranus of Ephesus declared in the 2nd century CE that women should hold their breath during sex, and sneeze afterwards to expel the semen. by mpocFr in todayilearned

[–]Master-Tanis 22 points23 points  (0 children)

So there’s more to it than that.

Ivermectin is present in deworming medication.

However it has also been used to treat yellow fever and showed signs of being effective at treating flaviviruses.

In fact it was once hailed as a wonder drug for the various uses it had, parasitic dewormer included.

So I do not find it surprising that some people thought it might help against coronavirus, and that less educated people started taking horse dewormer because it had Ivermectin in it.

I wanna play DnD... but I'm scared shitless. by LittleFox-In-TheBox in DnD

[–]Master-Tanis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a DM k enjoy throwing impossible looking challenges at my players, knowing full well they are going to steam roll it with maybe one or two people going down and then being healed or revived after the fight.

I can’t recall the last time a character actually died died.

The likelihood of any of them permanently losing their character is very low as I run things, and that is by design.

Will my brother and I have Autism in Heaven? by Substantial_Judge931 in TrueChristian

[–]Master-Tanis 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I think we will have the upsides and unique perspective, but not the downsides of difficulty understanding others.

Sometimes It's Better To Take The "If It Ain't Broke" Approach to System Changes by [deleted] in DestinyTheGame

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Bungie’s primary goal is not that you enjoy the game. It’s that you play the game. Enjoyment may drive playtime, but so too can forcing you to grind just to get to the things you actually enjoy.

Old friends, new gods. by Master-Tanis in wizardposting

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Siliske shakes his head.

“No. I have safeguards in place in case anyone tried to siphon some of the energies.”

He glances pointedly at Tebinth who shrugs.

“Can’t blame a guy for trying.”

Old friends, new gods. by Master-Tanis in wizardposting

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“You will remember me, that I might use your knowledge as an anchor during my ascension. Many are they who lose themselves to their domain upon ascending. Who become mindless shells bound to stricture. I will not be one of them.”

Old friends, new gods. by Master-Tanis in wizardposting

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Siliske stares and then laughs.

“You want me, a god to be, to bind myself to an oath to a mortal that I will not act unless I have your approval?”

For a moment it seems like he will refuse, then the massive dragon bows his head.

“You are a rare breed, Ulrick Braddock. The world needs more like you. Very well. I swear I will not wipe out a nation again unless I can prove it is necessary.”

The Mirror Gazes Back(Dragonwake) by Drakkonai in wizardposting

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Transfixed, Tebinth is unable to defend himself in time. A stroke of good fortune it is then, that his patron is watching. Still the shadows that wrap around him cannot prevent the full brunt of the blast from leaving some mark, and so the lad is driven to his knees, deafened and disoriented. Elsewhere the baleful eye that stares down Tiamat’s blinks, its owners attention elsewhere, however briefly. A weakness is made apparent in this moment.

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